Sun 30 Jan 2011

Netru enbathu old paper,
Indru enbathu news paper
Naalai enbathu question papaer but
Vaalakai enbathu answer paper.
So write it carefully.
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Kadhal enbadhu panamaram pola:
Erina Nongu, Vilundha Sangu.
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Kathal kalyanam sari, adhukkaga ippadiya pannuradhu?
Aen, enna pannanga?
Kalyanatha selavillama beach’la nadathi, saapaatirukku badhilaga sundal koduthu anuppi vachuttaanga.
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Teacher: Araiyai kaalaal perukkinaal enna varum?
Student: Kaal’la ratham varum sir.
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Intha Naal Unnoda Calendarla Kurichi Vachikko,
Ennoda Carda Recharge Panni,
Unnaivida Athigama Sms Anuppi,
Nee Epdi Enakku Tholla Kudutheyo,
Adhae Madtheri Nanum Kudukkala,
Nan “Un Friend” Illa…
2+2+2=8 Kootti Kalichu Paru
Kanaku Thappa Varum.
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Aasaigal illatha vaalkaiyai nee eppothu thedi selgirayo
Appothu “Thunbam” illatha vaalkai unnai thedi Varum…
January 30th, 2011 at 6:34 pm
Ella uyiridamum anbaga irungal.
Aanal manitharidam mattum “VIZHIPPAI” irungal.
-”Kamarasar”.
January 30th, 2011 at 6:35 pm
Vaarthai thadumara karanam:
Kangal!
Valzkai thadumara karanam:
Pengal!
January 30th, 2011 at 6:36 pm
Sorry konja naala ennaala sariya SMS anuppa mudiyala.
Because advance’sa Feb 14′ku vandha
love letter’rai yellaam ippa dhan padichi mudichaen.
Konjam tired adhan.
January 30th, 2011 at 6:36 pm
Sweet dreams varanuma?
Very simple. Kannula sugar kottikittu
thoongunga. Sweet dreams Varum…
Naalaikku Masala Dreams eppadinnu solluraen, ok va… Good night.
January 30th, 2011 at 6:37 pm
How did DOSAI get its name?
Enna adha rendu time thiruppi poduraaanga.
Rendu means “DHO” in Hindi.
Rendu time thiruppi podum bodhu “sai” “sai”‘nnu sound varudhu.
Hence: DHO + SAI = Dosai
January 30th, 2011 at 6:37 pm
Kudisai’yae illadha naadu edhu?
Bungalaw-desh.
January 30th, 2011 at 6:38 pm
Kaakka’kku kaaichal vandha enna seiyyum.
CROWsin saappiddum.
January 30th, 2011 at 6:38 pm
Coco-Cola bottle’lai thiraakka aen Tendulkar’rai kooppittaanga?
Aena avar oru OPENER.
January 30th, 2011 at 6:39 pm
Chedi Kodi ellam aen pachhaya irukku?
Pachhai thanni oothuradhu’naalae.
January 30th, 2011 at 6:39 pm
SMS Sangathaar Gavanathirkku :
Vilaivaasi eatrathin kaaranamaga,
Reply Anupum Anbargaluku Mattume Ini SMS Anupa Padum!
Ithu Sangatharin Arivippu…
(Kavalai padatheenga, sangathukku theriyama ungalukku mattum anuppurean)
March 27th, 2011 at 12:02 am
yaaru papa nee azhagaa msg anupiruka??
April 19th, 2011 at 9:20 pm
ella joke um nalla irukku. naanum onnu solraen
what is the difference between rain in foreign and rain in our country???
in foreign when the rain is over the water gets disappeared
in our country after the rain the road gets disappeared
April 26th, 2011 at 7:58 pm
Kadhal enbadhu panamaram pola:
Erina Nongu, Vilundha Sangu.
May 2nd, 2011 at 8:38 pm
Netru enbathu old paper,
Indru enbathu news paper
Naalai enbathu question papaer but
Vaalakai enbathu answer paper.
So write it carefully.
May 14th, 2011 at 8:45 am
interviewer:unnaku therinja largest prime number enna?
chitti:sry idu correcta nu check panna ungalukku pala varushangal agum
A RAJA: hey chitti, spectrum uzalla nan adicha panam evvalo nu calculate panni sollu
chitti: sry ada calculate panna ennaku pala varisham agum
sry i did not mean to indulge in politics , i just got it from my frnd
August 2nd, 2011 at 5:54 am
Super u r kavithaikal,and jokes daily enakku mail pannuinga plese
August 9th, 2011 at 10:55 am
very very super
August 11th, 2011 at 9:29 pm
ayoyyoyoyoyoooooooooooooooooooo………….
naanum ondru solraen kaetukkonga
ithu oru college syudents edutha sathiyam
India is my nation
girls are my destination
kadalai podurathu is my profession
sight adikkurathu is my occupation
between this what the hell is this education and examination
August 27th, 2011 at 7:44 pm
u r sms very nice
August 27th, 2011 at 7:52 pm
en kadhal kadithathirku pathil,
un kaalaniyai kalatukiraye,
kaalani kuda kadhalin cinnam than
ondru illamal matrondru vaalaathu………
September 8th, 2011 at 9:00 am
News:32 girls r admitted in KIMS
Hospital 4 suiside attempt.
Reason:tin2`s mobile was swich off
yesterday
!silly girls:-)
September 16th, 2011 at 7:35 pm
malaukum asai manail vizlamal iruka yannukum assi nan unnai vitu preyamal iruka
September 16th, 2011 at 7:43 pm
malarukum assai manil vizlamal iruka yannakum assai nan unnai vitu preyamal iruka i love you
December 18th, 2011 at 12:07 pm
Doctor:which soap u use?
sardar:Gopal soap,gopal paste, gopal brush..
Doctor:Is gopal an international company ah?
sardar:No gopal is my room mate:-…….
December 18th, 2011 at 12:09 pm
oru kanjan veedu erinju pochu.
Police: dai veedu eriyara varaikum enna pannina?
Kanjan:Fire service’ku missed call koduthuttu irudan sir…..