Funny SMS & SMS Jokes

Öne should fight
one’s inner enemies – Passions, Attachment, Aversion, Desires
and the like.
What is the purpose of fighting the external enemies.?
Conquering the self
through self-reliance
leads to Happiness.- Bhagwan Mahaveer.

Why human birth is considered so valuable
is mainly because
only as a human being
you can use your discrimination and
act consciously.- SADHGURU.

Leave ‘something’ for ‘someone’;
never leave ‘someone’ for ‘something’!
In life, ‘something’
will leave you, but ‘someone’ will
always be with you.! …

We always think
we must set up a
role model.
If you set up a role model, that is a desperate effort to be something other
than who you are.
In this effort, this
natural quality of being,
is completely lost in
a human being.- SADHGURU.

If you forget that
you are mortal, then
you will live a very
stupid life.
If you constantly
remember that you
are mortal, you will
walk gently and sensibly upon this planet.- SADHGURU.

Committee -
A Group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit,
to do the unnecessary.

‘We are born with
our eyes closed and
our mouths open and
we spend our whole lives trying to reverse that mistake of nature.’- Dale Turner.

A Successful Doctor
is one who knows
the art of keeping
the patient busy
in investigations
and prescriptions till
Nature Cures the Disease.

“The real
Problem doesn’t start
when a Boy starts
Looking at a Girl. . . .
It begins Only when
She turns and looks back
at the boy.!
Very True.!

Enlightenment need
not always happen
with a bang;
it can happen quietly;
it can be like a
flower blossoming.- SADHGURU.

I will make your forehead like the hardest stone,
harder than flint. Do not
be afraid of them or terrified by them,
though they are a
rebellious house.- Ezekiel 3:9.

Always aim for
achievement and
forget about success.
Good Morning.
Have a WONDERFUL Day.
Take Care.

Once you are on
an inward process,
you are in nobody’s way. There is no room
for disharmony.
Harmony is the
only way you can be. – SADHGURU.

But if you do warn
the wicked man and
he does not turn from
his wickedness or from
his evil ways, he will
die for his sin;
but you will have
saved yourself.- Ezekiel 3:19.

ANGER is a condition
in which the tongue
works faster than
the mind.
SMILE is an action
which makes everything work faster except
the tongue.
Keep Smiling…

If you think
you are big,
you become small.
If you know
you are nothing,
you become unlimited.
That’s the beauty of
being a human being.- SADHGURU.

“This is a funny world where they make
Lemon Juices with
Artificial flavours and Dishwash liquids with
Real Lemon.”- Steve K. Philip.

Xlent words by Dr.A.P.J.Abdul kalam.
“The dream is not wat u see in sleep,dream s d thing which does not let U sleep…..”

‘Without Faith, there is
no promise of a future,
and, Life then has no direction, meaning or justification.’- Adlin Sinclair.

Compassion is not
an attitude of kindness
but an instrument of
un-prejudiced involvement. All inclusive passion is
true compassion-SADHGURU