Funny SMS & SMS Jokes

VALUE OF A WOMAN:
This couldn’t be said more beautifully…
Be careful not to make a girl cry, because counts her Tears.
WOMAN came out of a Man’s Rib.
Not from his feet to be walked on, nor from his head to be superior over, but from his side to be equal.
Under the arm to be Protected, and next to the Heart to be Loved…

WOMEN have strengths that amazes man..
she can handle trouble & carry heavy burdens..
she holds happiness, luv & opinions..
she smiles when filing like screaming..
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Behind every successful man is a woman
who is getting ahead of him!
Three cheers to the woman of tommorrow!
Happy Woman’s Day!!
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Women is symbol of Shakti,
God’s finest & beautiful creation
without whom no creation is possible.
One who gives birth n nurtures.
Happy women’s day
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Across the miles…
comes this wish
from me to say…
You are Special!
Happy Women’s Day!
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A woman one of the most beautiful creation of GOD,
showering her respect as daughter,
feel her care in the form of a sister,
feel her warmth in the form of a friend.
why did God create man 1st before creating a woman?
of course, b’coz its alwys gud to make a rough draft
1st before making a MASTERPIECE..
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I asked GOD for a Flower,
He gave me a garden
I asked for a tree
He gave me a forest
I asked for a river
He gave me an ocean
I asked for an angel
He gave me you!
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On women’s day,
I’m thinking about
the special ways
you have made my life better.
The little things,
the not-so-little things…
Your kindness,
the way you always listen
and pay attention to me.
You make my world.
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We are cute daughters,
we are sweet sisters,
we are lovely lovers,
we are darling wives,
we are adorable mothers,
we are source of strength,
we are WOMEN!
Happy Women’s Day!
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Happy Women’s Day!
Wishing you a day as beautiful as you are!

Thought i’d remind u today just incase it slipped out ur mind!Happy Women’s Day!

U ve it in u 2 tk d world in ur stride!May al ur dreams cm true!Happy Womens Day

No matter frm which angle I luk @ u, u appear 2 b an ANGEL.Happy Womens Day!

This is just my way of saying that u r a very special Woman in my life!Thanks!

Its just U who is making a difference in so many ppls life!Happy Womens Day!

This Women’s Day just stand tall cos you are the most special woman of my life!!

@ Work,@play@fun just everywhere u r amazing!!Happy Women’s Day!

Happy Women’s Day-wishing you a day thats just like you!Really Special..

Women in Men’s Life :

I was born,
a woman was there
to hold me : -My Mother-

I grew as a child,
A woman was there
to care for me, to
play with me : -My Sister-

I went to school,
A woman was there
to help me learn : -My Teacher-

I became depressed, whenever I lost.
A woman was there
to offer a shoulder : -My Wife-

I became tough,
A woman was there
to melt me : -My Daughter-

I am dying,
A woman is there to
absorb me in : -My Motherland-

Practice makes
Man Perfect..

Then what about Woman.?

?

?

Any Guess.??

Woman is Born Perfect.
Girls Rock…
Happy Women’s Day…..

“For what is done or learned by one class
of women becomes,
by virtue of their
common womanhood,
the property of all women.”- Elizabeth Blackwell
(The First woman in the
U.S. to become a Physician.) Happy Women’s Day.!

Liz : It’s True God
did Create Man First.
Ann : Yeah Right.
Liz : But, He wanted
to Create something
Better, and Guess What.?
Ann : He Created Woman.!
Aren’t We Glad.?
Liz : Yeah.!
Happy WOMEN’S DAY to US.

Sometimes In the
everyday Rush
I Forget to Say it. . .
But Today
I want to say. . .
just how Much
You are
Loved and Appreciated. . Happy WOMEN’S Day.

Women in Men’s life..
I was born,
a woman was there
to hold me. -My Mother-
I grew as a child,
A woman was there
to care for me, to
play with me. -My Sister-
I went to school,
A woman was there
to help me learn. -My Teacher-
I became depressed, whenever i was lost.
A woman was there
to offer a shoulder. -My Wife-
I became tough,
A woman was there
to melt me. -My Daughter-
I am dying,
A woman is there
to absorb me in. -My Motherland-

If you are a Man,
Value every Woman…
If you happen to
be a Woman, be
Proud to be a Woman..

HAPPY WOMEN’S DAY.

In Affection
She’s a. .
SISTER.
In Care
She’s a. .
MOTHER.
In Kindness
She’s a. .
BELOVED.
In Understanding
She’s a. .
WIFE.
. .
She’s WOMAN.
Happy WOMEN’S DAY.