Funny SMS & SMS Jokes

In Our Short Life,
Let us Laugh when we Can,
Apologize when we Should and Let Go off what
we Can’t Change.!!
Let’s Stay Happy.!
And Make Others Happy.!!

Three things of life that are most valuable -
Love, self-confidence & friends.

Don’t find love, let love find you. That’s why it’s
called falling in love, because you don’t force
yourself to fall, you just fall.

Lucky is the man who is the first love of a woman,
but luckier is the woman who is the last love of a man.

Do you love me because I am beautiful
or am I beautiful because I am loved?

Love the heart that hurts you,
But never hurt the heart that loves you.

Don’t You Remember
the time when we
used to say,
“Let’s Meet and Plan something.”
Now are the days
where we say,
“Let’s Plan and Meet someday.”
Friends are the Same,
but the Days have
Changed Us.!

# Women especially love a bargain. The question of ‘need’ is irrelevant, so don’t bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair game.

# Women never have anything to wear. Don’t question the racks of clothes in the closet; you ‘just don’t understand’.

# Women need to cry. And they won’t do it alone unless they know you can hear them.

# Women will always ask questions that have no right answer, in an effort to trap you into feeling guilty.

# Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feel a need to fill it, even if they have nothing to say.

# Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are. That’s why soap operas and Oprah Winfrey-type shows are so successful.

# Women hate bugs. Even the strong-willed ones need a man around when there’s a spider or a wasp involved.

# Women can’t keep secrets. They eat away at them from the inside. And they don’t view it as being untrustworthy, providing they only tell two or three people.

# Women always go to public restrooms in groups. It gives them a chance to gossip.

# Women can’t refuse to answer a ringing phone, no matter what she’s doing. It might be the lottery calling.

# Women never understand why men love toys. Men understand that they wouldn’t need toys if women had an ‘on/off’ switch.

# Women keep three different shampoos and two different conditioners in the shower. After a woman showers, the bathroom will smell like a tropical rain forest.

* Love starts with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a tear.

* Don’t cry over anyone who won’t cry over you.

* Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget.

* You can only go as far as you push.

* Actions speak louder than words.

* The hardest thing to do is watch the one you love, love somebody else.

* Don’t let the past hold you back; you’re missing the good stuff.

* Life’s short. If you don’t look around once in a while, you might miss it.

* A best friend is like a four leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have.

* If you think that the world means nothing, think again. You might mean the world to someone else.

* When it hurts to look back, and you’re scared to look ahead, you can look beside you and your best friend will be there

* True friendship never ends.

* Friends are forever.

* Good friends are like stars….You don’t always see them, but you know they are always there.

* Don’t frown. You never know who is falling in love with your smile.

* What do you do when the only person who can make you stop crying is the person who made you cry?

* NOBODY IS PERFECT UNTIL YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH THEM. (Isn’t that the truth?)

* Everything is okay in the end.

* If it’s not okay, then it’s not the end.

Below mentioned are some wise quotes. Encouragement to someone, sometimes changes the life……

Some flower grows best in Sun, others do well in the shade.
God always know what is best for us and puts us where we grow best.
So stay happy always.

Never expect anything to happen,
struggle and make them happen.
Never expect yourself to be given a good value….
Create a value of your own.

A good way to change someone’s attitude is to change your own.
Because the same Sun that melts butter also hardens clay.
Life is as you think. So think beautiful

When flood come up fish eats ants, when flood goes down ants eats fish. Time matters. God gives time to everyone..

A sunset here is a sunrise on the other end of the world.
Never give up, because what appears to be “The End”,
might be a new beginning.

-Nilesh Shah

THE ORIGINAL QUOTE

If you love someone,
Set her free…
If she comes back, she’s yours,
If she doesn’t, she never was….

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THE NEW VERSIONS…. .

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Pessimist:

If you love someone,
Set her free ………… …..
If she ever comes back, she’s yours,
If she doesn’t, as expected, she never was

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Optimist:

If you love someone,
Set her free ………… …..
Don’t worry, she will come back.

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Suspicious:

If you love someone,
Set her free ………… …..
If she ever comes back, ask her why.

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Playful:

If you love someone,
Set her free ………… …..
*If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her
free again, repeat *

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Bill Gates :

If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she comes back,
I think we can charge her for re-installation fees but
tell her that she’s also going to get an upgrade.

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Finance expert :

If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans
If she doesn’t, write her off as an asset gone bad.

When We Win
We Celebrate..
But, we should
Do The Same When
We Lose,
because,
We’ve Given A Chance
For Someone else
to Celebrate.
That’s.. ATTITUDE.!

”God Loves You”
is not significant.
If you are in
such a way that
everybody around you cannot help but
fall in love with you -
now, that is Great.!
- SADHGURU.

Today’s Quote :
Alphabet ‘O’ stands
for Opportunity which
is Absent in Yesterday, available Once in tOday
and Thrice in tOmOrrOw.
So Don’t Repent
for Yesterday.