Funny SMS & SMS Jokes

When u truly care

for someone, u

don’t look for faults n mistakes…

Instead of fighting,

Accept & forgive the faults..

That’s true affection !!!

Offer a thousand chances to your enemy to become your friend
Never give a single chance to your friend to become your enemy
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If a drop of water falls in lake there is no identity.
But if it falls on a leaf of lotus it shine like a pearl…
so choose the best place where you would shine..
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MEAN MIND DISCUSSES OTHERS
GREAT MIND DISCUSS MATTER
GREATER MIND DISCUSS HAPPENINGS
GREATEST MIND ACT IN SILENCE
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“When you have money in hand, only you forget who you are. But when you do not have any money in hand, the whole world forgets who you are”

A busy life makes prayers harder,
But prayers make a hard and busy life easier.
So always keep praying and
remember me in your prayers.

Whenever there is a hard job to be done,
its better to assign it to a lazy man;
he is sure to find an easy way of doing.
- Walter Chrysler-

Write your sad times in sand
&
write your good times in rocks!

You are not responsible for what people think about you!
But you are responsible for what you make them to think about you.

Hate but LOVE more!
Argue but AGREE more!
Talk but LISTEN more!
Punish but FORGIVE more!
Then you will Love people BUT People will Love you more.

The beauty of a woman
Is not in the clothes she wears
The figure she carries
Or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman
Must be seen from her eyes,
Because that is the doorway to her heart,
The place where love resides. The beauty of a woman,
Is not in a facial mole,
But true beauty in a woman
Is reflected in her soul.
It is the caring that she lovingly gives,
The passion that she shows,
The beauty of a woman
With passing years – only grows.
Pradeep Sharma

Sometimes we put walls around our heart.
Not just to be safe from getting heart.
But to find out who cares to break the wall
and get closer.

Growing seed makes no sound.
But falling tree makes huge noise.
Destruction has noise, creation is always quiet.
This is the power fo silence..!

Ways to be happy
1. Never hate
2. Do not worry
3. Live simple
4. Expect a little
5. Give a lot
6. Always smile
7. Think positive
8. Respect and trust others.

Good decisions come from experience.
But
Experience comes from bad decisions.
This is life
So,
Never regret.
Learn from mistakes and go ahead.

In cat and mouse run,
mouse mostly wins
because
cat runs for the food
and mouse for life.
The fear of loss is always a
better motivation than
the desire of gain.

Luck is not in your hands,
But work is in your hands.
Your work can make your luck,
But your luck can’t make your work.
Always trust yourself and do your best.

Follow two things for long life Friendship.
1. Don’t talk if you are angry.
2. Don’t take the words seriously from a friend
who is angry.

Evolution of Man:
Without Marriage Spider Man
On Marriage Day Super Man
After Marriage Gentle Man
If wife is beautiful then rest of life
.
.
.
.
Watch Man

There is only one difference
between Dream and Aim.
Dream requires effortless sleep.
Whereas,
Aim Requires sleepless efforts.

FRIENDS are like BALLOONS.
Once you let them go.
You can’t ever bring them back.
That’s why I’ll tie you tight to my HEART.
Because you are too precious to loose!

For last year’s words belong to last year’s language
And next year’s words await another voice.
And to make an end is to make a beginning.
Happy New Year.

Few good thoughts:
1. Pray as everything depends on God
and work as everything depends on you.
2. To handle yourself use your mind.
and to handle others use your heart.
3. Don’t lose your mind in success
and don’t lose your heart in failure.
4. Beauty and color may attract the eye
but character appeals to the heart.

Heated gold becomes Ornaments.
Bated copper becomes wires.
Depleted stones becomes statues.
So the more pain you get in
life you will become more valueable.

If you trust someone.
Trust till the end.
Whatever the results may be.
In the end either you will have
a very good friend or a good lesson.

We spend our days
waiting for the Ideal path
to appear in front of us.
But what we forget that,
paths are made by walking.

Life never leaves you empty.
It always replaces everything you lost.
If it asks you to put something down,
It’s because it wants you to pick up something greater.

One day a man asked God.
What is difference between
your love and my love.
God Replied: Bird in the sky is my love.
and the bird in the cage is your love.

Remember: No matter how bad you are.
You are not totally useless
You can still be used as a bad example

Nature has given you a face,
But you have to provide the expression.
Be careful when you express,
Because your expressions will leave an impression

some nice sayings:
1. Control your attitude, before it controls you…
2. The best vitamin for making friends is B1…
3. Your best friend is your own Gumption…

We do 100 good things
nobody remembers.
We do 1 thing wrong
nobody forgets.
Its God who Gives, Gives and Forgives.
Its human who Gets, Gets and Forgets.

Good relationships are like trees.
They demand attention and care
in the begining.
But once they blossom
they provide you shade
in all situations of life.

When your friend lies to you
it is not his mistake
actually but it is your mistake
that you didn’t give him proper space
to tell the truth.

Listen this sweet voice in morning.
Holly call is going on
It has happiness and blessing
of World and Heaven.
Just get up with a smile on your face.
and offer NAMAZ.
Good Morning.

As rain covers the sun.
Truth covers the lies.
Angels cover the evil.
Flowers cover the garden.
I wish and pray
that happiness covers all the
worries of your life.

If you fall don’t see the place where you fell
But see the place where you slipped.
Success is all about correcting you mistakes!!

Psycological truth..
When a person cries due to happines,
The 1st drop of tear come fromm right eye
BUT
when 1st tear come from the left eye,
its due to pain.

Hard work is like stairs..
and luck is like a lift..
lift may fail sometimes..
But whatever may be the occasion..
stairs will always take you to the TOP

A stage comes
when even words are become useless
and feelings become artifical,
relations become untrustful
and life become objectiveness.
That’s we call life

Troubles are like washing machines..
They Twist, Turn & knock us around.
But in the end we come out cleaner
brighter & better than before.

LIFE
Is Like a River
Which have many Turns
So enjoy every Turn
Because
These turns never Return..

The Amazing Truth About Human Tongue:
It Takes Three Years To Learn How To Use It
But, It Takes A Life Time To Learn
When & Where To Use It.

In Our Short Life,
Let us Laugh when we Can,
Apologize when we Should and Let Go off what
we Can’t Change.!!
Let’s Stay Happy.!
And Make Others Happy.!!