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		<title>Have Faith on GOD!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 May 2012 03:25:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rahul</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wen GOD takes away something 4rom ur hand, dont think He is punishing u he is merely emptying ur hand, for YOU 2 receive something better. Have Faith on GOD!!!]]></description>
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<p>Wen GOD takes away<br />
something 4rom ur hand,<br />
dont think He is punishing u<br />
he is merely emptying ur hand,<br />
for YOU 2 receive something better.<br />
Have Faith on GOD!!!</p>
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		<title>The Best Wise Saying SMS</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Aug 2011 17:16:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rahul</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Talk with yourself atleast once in a day&#8230;!!! Otherwise you will miss your best friend in this world..!!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Talk with yourself atleast once in a day&#8230;!!!<br />
Otherwise you will miss your best friend in this world..!! </p>
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		<title>Wise Saying SMS</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Aug 2011 17:02:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rahul</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When u do anything new, at 1st people laugh at u, then they challenge u, then they watch u succeed &#038; then the wish they were u.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When u do anything new, at 1st people laugh at u, then they challenge u, then they watch u succeed &#038; then the wish they were u. </p>
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		<title>Wise Words SMS</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Feb 2011 16:00:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rahul</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Each moment of ur life is a picture which u had never seen before. And which ull never see again so enjoy> &#038; live life &#038; make each moment beautiful&#8230;. GODISNOWHERE this can be read as GOD IS NO WHERE or as GOD IS NOW HERE everything depends on how do u see anything. so [...]]]></description>
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<p>Each moment of ur life is a picture which u had never seen before. And which ull never see again so enjoy> &#038; live life &#038; make each moment beautiful&#8230;.</p>
<p>GODISNOWHERE this can be read as GOD IS NO WHERE or as GOD IS NOW HERE everything depends on how do u see anything. so think positive</p>
<p>A negative thinker see a difficulty in every opportunity,A positive thinker see an opportunity in every difficulty,wish u an optimistic life..</p>
<p>Love urself ,Flirt with ur understanding,Romance with dreams,Get engaged with simplicity,Marry genuiness,Divorce the ego&#8230;Thats Good Life&#8230;</p>
<p>What the word IMPOSSIBLE says I M Possible. So every thing which seems impossible is itself says that is possible.</p>
<p>In life LOVE is never planned nor does it happen for a reason.But when LOVE is real,It becomes ur PLAN for life and ur reason for living.</p>
<p>Mistakes are painful when they happen,But years later a collection of mistakes called Experience Which leads us to success&#8230;</p>
<p>What is trust ?? Trust is a feeling that a one year child has , when you throw him in air and catch again , and he enjoys it</p>
<p>When GOD drops needles and pins along ur path in LIFE, dont stay away,, instead pick them up and collect them..they were designed to be STRONG!</p>
<p>Dont think how many moments in your life, just think how much life is there in a moment.</p>
<p>Treat everyone with politeness,Even those who are rude to U&#8230;..Not because they are not nice,But bcoz u are nice&#8230;.</p>
<p>Success is like tip of the tail !!!If cat runs to catch the tail.It has to keep running forever.But if it walks in its own style.Tail follows!!Live life with ur own rules&#8230;.</p>
<p>GOD is always playing CHESS with each one of us. He makes Moves in our LIFE &#038; then sits back to see how we react to the CHALLENGES &#8230; So make the best move before CHECKMATE&#8230;.</p>
<p>Life gives answer in 3 ways&#8230; It says Yes &#038; gives u what u want, it says no and gives u something better, it says wait and gives u the Best!</p>
<p>When a baby born he/she will cry near by all are happy, when anyone die he/she will be plesant but near by all are cry. See how this world is unfair</p>
<p>Coincidence decides whom u meet in life,Ur heart decides whom u want to stay in ur life&#8230; Destiny decides who will get to stay in ur life&#8230;</p>
<p>Life is a BOOK We all read it, Love is BLESSING we all need it, Always be HAPPY, Always have a SMILE, Remember in this World we are just for WHILE !!</p>
<p>Dont take life too seriously,Always find time to laugh&#8230; Remember that laughter not only adds years to ur life,But adds more Life to ur Years&#8230;.</p>
<p>DREAM makes all things possible.HOPES makes all things work.LOVE makes all above possbile so ALWAYS SMILE!&#8230;</p>
<p>Life is only traveled ONCE,Today&#8217;s MOMENT becomesTOMORROW&#8217;s MEMORY.Enjoy every moment, good or bad, because the GIFT of LIFE is LIFE itself&#8230;.</p>
<p>Care is the sweetest form of love, so wen any1 says &#8220;TAKE CARE&#8221; its as good as saying, &#8220;I&#8217;ll keep u in my heart till its very last beat&#8221;</p>
<p>Better be careful about what u like to get in life,OTHERWISE You will have to like what you get in life.</p>
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		<title>Wise SMS Thoughts</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Feb 2011 15:40:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rahul</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[“One who takes lessons from the events of life, gets vision, one who acquires vision becomes wise and one who attains wisdom achieves knowledge” Life Is A “Roller Coaster” You Can Either Scream Everytime You Hit A Bump Or You Can Throw Your Hands Up In The Air And Enjoy It … (: There Are [...]]]></description>
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<p>“One who takes lessons from the events of life, gets vision, one who acquires vision becomes wise and one who attains wisdom achieves knowledge”</p>
<p>Life Is A “Roller Coaster”<br />
You Can Either Scream Everytime You Hit A Bump<br />
Or<br />
You Can Throw Your Hands Up In The Air And Enjoy It … (:</p>
<p>There Are 2 Ways To Establish Competetive Advantage:<br />
1. Do Things Better Than Others<br />
Or<br />
2. Do Things Differently…</p>
<p>Its gud 2 hve money<br />
&#038;<br />
Things money can buy<br />
But<br />
Its gud too, to check up once in a while &#038; make sure<br />
That<br />
You hvn’t lost the thing money can’t buy</p>
<p>Two Thoughts that<br />
decide your Attitude…<br />
“What you Think of YOURSELF<br />
When You Have NOTHING.”<br />
&#038;<br />
“What You Think of OTHERS<br />
When You Have EVERYTHING….”</p>
<p>The Real Art Of Conversation Iz Nt Only To Say The Right Thing At The Right Place Bt To Leave Unsaid The Wrong Thing At The Tempting Moment..</p>
<p>Wanting To Win<br />
Is Common To All<br />
Working To Win<br />
Is The Real Mark Of<br />
“C H A M P I O N”</p>
<p>Keep Correcting your Little Mistakes….. !!!<br />
Because Nobody Slips down by Hills…..!!!<br />
But just Slips by Little Stones…!!!</p>
<p>” The small Moon can eclipse the great Sun<br />
We too, can do great things<br />
If We set ourselves in the right place at the right time …”</p>
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		<title>Sad Life Quotes SMS</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Jan 2011 13:16:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rahul</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[“A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.” - Joseph Stalin ` “We enjoy warmth because we have been cold. We appreciate light because we have been in darkness. By the same token, we can experience joy because we have known sadness.” - David Weatherford ` “The silence that guards the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>“A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.”<br />
- Joseph Stalin<br />
`<br />
“We enjoy warmth because we have been cold.<br />
We appreciate light because we have been in darkness.<br />
By the same token, we can experience joy because we have known sadness.”<br />
- David Weatherford<br />
`<br />
“The silence that guards the tomb does not reveal God’s secret in the obscurity of the coffin, and the rustling of the branches whose roots suck the body’s elements do not tell the mysteries of the grave, by the agonized sighs of my heart announce to the living the drama which love, beauty, and death have performed.”<br />
- Kahlil Gibran<br />
`<br />
“There are as many nights as days, and the one is just as long as the other in the year’s course.<br />
Even a happy life cannot be without a measure of darkness, and the word ‘happy’ would lose its meaning if it were not balanced by sadness.”<br />
- Carl Jung<br />
`<br />
“No more truth. Bells ring no more in me. I am all alone singly. Lonely rests my head. O my God! I am dead.”<br />
- Jose Garcia Villa<br />
`<br />
“I expose slavery in this country, because to expose it is to kill it.<br />
Slavery is one of those monsters of darkness to whom the light of truth is death.”<br />
- Frederick Douglass<br />
`<br />
“Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation.”<br />
- Kahlil Gibran<br />
`<br />
“Sadness flies away on the wings of time.”<br />
- Jean de La Fontaine<br />
`<br />
“Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don’t know how to replenish its source.<br />
It dies of blindness and errors and betrayals. It dies of illness and wounds; it dies of weariness, of withering, of tarnishing.”<br />
- Anais Nin</p>
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		<title>Funny Quotes on Life</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Jan 2011 11:25:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rahul</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Very Sad Quote.. By A True Frnd.. “When i Die, Dont Come Near My Body, Bcuz My Hands May Not Come to Wipe UR Tears Off That Time” ` Tip For Lifetime~ Try To Pretend That, You R Happy, Slowly It Becomes Your Habit &#038; Finally It Becomes Your Character . . . ! [...]]]></description>
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<p>A Very Sad Quote..<br />
By A True Frnd..<br />
“When i Die,<br />
Dont Come Near My Body,<br />
Bcuz My Hands May Not Come<br />
to Wipe UR Tears Off That Time”<br />
`<br />
Tip For Lifetime~<br />
Try To Pretend<br />
That,<br />
You R Happy,<br />
Slowly It Becomes<br />
Your Habit<br />
&#038;<br />
Finally It Becomes<br />
Your Character . . . ! ! !<br />
`<br />
If You Carry Your Problems On Your Head,<br />
Their Weight Wil Crush You<br />
But<br />
If You Put Thm Under Your Feet,<br />
They Wil Serve Like Stairs<br />
&#038;<br />
Help You To Rise Till Succes<br />
`<br />
But There’s Always Somthing<br />
Good In Everyone.<br />
Never Judge Anyone Shortly.<br />
Becoz,<br />
“Every Saint Has A Past &#038;<br />
Every Sinner Has A Future”.<br />
`<br />
Working Towards Success<br />
Will Make You A Master<br />
But Working Towards Satisfaction<br />
Makes You A Legend<br />
Strive For Exellence,<br />
Be A Legend…:-)<br />
`<br />
When Snake Is Alive,<br />
It Eats Ants..<br />
But When It Dies,<br />
Ants Eat It..<br />
Time Can Turn At Any Time,<br />
So Dont Neglect Anyone In Life<br />
&#038; Respect Every Body<br />
By Heart</p>
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		<title>Funny Quotes on Life</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Dec 2010 13:32:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rahul</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If time doesn&#8217;t wait for you, don&#8217;t worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life! ` Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a gud person is like expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian. Think about it. ` Don&#8217;t walk as if [...]]]></description>
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<p>If time doesn&#8217;t wait for you, don&#8217;t worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!<br />
`<br />
Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a gud person is like expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian. Think about it.<br />
`<br />
Don&#8217;t walk as if you rule the world, walk as if you don&#8217;t care who rules the world! That&#8217;s called Attitude…! Keep on rocking!<br />
`<br />
Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did !!!<br />
`<br />
He was a good man. He never smoked, drank &#038; had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die!<br />
`<br />
A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles? He&#8217;s now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the Crocodiles !<br />
`<br />
So many options for suicide: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow &#038; sure!<br />
`<br />
All desirable things in life are either illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else!<br />
`<br />
Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru We should learn to love our enemies- Mahathma Gandhi Ab aap bataaye kiski sune bapu di ya chacha di???<br />
`<br />
When things go wrong, when sadness fills your heart, when tears flows from your eyes always say these words… Eh Ganpat, chal daru la…<br />
`<br />
10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving. Which makes it a logical statement that 90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking! Piyo Sar Utha Ke!</p>
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		<title>Words of Wisdom MMS</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 May 2010 13:24:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rahul</dc:creator>
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		<title>I am afraid of all the people who say that they love me&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Apr 2010 03:57:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rahul</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[People say they luv the rain but take an umbrella when it rains, People say that they luv the wind but close the windows when it blows, People say that they luv the sun but stay indoors when the sun shines, So I am afraid of all the people who say that they love me.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>People say they luv the rain but take an umbrella when it rains,<br />
People say that they luv the wind but close the windows when it blows, People say that they luv the sun but stay indoors when the sun shines, So I am afraid of all the people who say that they love me.</p>
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		<title>Confidence, Trust and Hope.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 16:47:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rahul</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[One line definitions for Confidence, Trust and Hope. Might help you all. CONFIDENCE Once, all village people decided to pray for rain. On the day of prayer all people gathered and only one boy came with an umbrella. That&#8217;s Confidence TRUST Trust should be like the feeling of a one year old baby when you [...]]]></description>
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<p>One line definitions for<br />
Confidence, Trust and Hope.</p>
<p>Might help you all.</p>
<p>CONFIDENCE<br />
Once, all village people decided to pray for rain. On the day of prayer all<br />
people gathered and only one boy came with an umbrella.<br />
That&#8217;s Confidence</p>
<p>TRUST<br />
Trust should be like the feeling of a one year old baby when you throw him<br />
in the air, he laughs&#8230;&#8230;because he knows you will catch him.<br />
That&#8217;s Trust</p>
<p>HOPE<br />
Every night we go to bed, we have no assurance to get up alive in the next<br />
morning but still you have plans for the coming day.<br />
That&#8217;s Hope</p>
<p>HAVE CONFIDENCE,<br />
TRUST OTHERS &#038;<br />
NEVER LOSE HOPE.</p>
<p>It is Friendship</p>
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		<title>True Affection</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 10:49:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rahul</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When u truly care for someone, u don’t look for faults n mistakes… Instead of fighting, Accept &#038; forgive the faults.. That’s true affection !!!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When u truly care</p>
<p>for someone, u</p>
<p>don’t look for faults n mistakes…</p>
<p>Instead of fighting,</p>
<p>Accept &#038; forgive the faults..</p>
<p>That’s true affection !!!</p>
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		<title>Wise SMS</title>
		<link>http://smsjokes.co.in/wise-sms/wise-sms-15.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 17:08:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rahul</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Offer a thousand chances to your enemy to become your friend Never give a single chance to your friend to become your enemy &#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230; &#8230;&#8230;&#8230; &#8230;&#8230;&#8230; &#8230;&#8230;&#8230; &#8230;. If a drop of water falls in lake there is no identity. But if it falls on a leaf of lotus it shine like a pearl&#8230; so [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Offer a thousand chances to your enemy to become your friend<br />
Never give a single chance to your friend to become your enemy<br />
&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230; &#8230;&#8230;&#8230; &#8230;&#8230;&#8230; &#8230;&#8230;&#8230; &#8230;.<br />
If a drop of water falls in lake there is no identity.<br />
But if it falls on a leaf of lotus it shine like a pearl&#8230;<br />
so choose the best place where you would shine..<br />
&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230; &#8230;&#8230;&#8230; &#8230;&#8230;&#8230; &#8230;&#8230;&#8230; &#8230;.<br />
MEAN MIND DISCUSSES OTHERS<br />
GREAT MIND DISCUSS MATTER<br />
GREATER MIND DISCUSS HAPPENINGS<br />
GREATEST MIND ACT IN SILENCE<br />
&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230; &#8230;&#8230;&#8230; &#8230;&#8230;&#8230; &#8230;&#8230;&#8230; &#8230;.<br />
&#8220;When you have money in hand, only you forget who you are. But when you do not have any money in hand, the whole world forgets who you are&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Wise SMS</title>
		<link>http://smsjokes.co.in/wise-sms/wise-sms-14.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Oct 2009 05:04:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rahul</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A busy life makes prayers harder, But prayers make a hard and busy life easier. So always keep praying and remember me in your prayers. Whenever there is a hard job to be done, its better to assign it to a lazy man; he is sure to find an easy way of doing. - Walter [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A busy life makes prayers harder,<br />
But prayers make a hard and busy life easier.<br />
So always keep praying and<br />
remember me in your prayers.</p>
<p>Whenever there is a hard job to be done,<br />
its better to assign it to a lazy man;<br />
he is sure to find an easy way of doing.<br />
- Walter Chrysler-</p>
<p>Write your sad times in sand<br />
&#038;<br />
write your good times in rocks!</p>
<p>You are not responsible for what people think about you!<br />
But you are responsible for what you make them to think about you.</p>
<p>Hate but LOVE more!<br />
Argue but AGREE more!<br />
Talk but LISTEN more!<br />
Punish but FORGIVE more!<br />
Then you will Love people BUT People will Love you more.</p>
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		<title>Beauty of a Woman</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2009 14:22:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rahul</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The beauty of a woman Is not in the clothes she wears The figure she carries Or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman Must be seen from her eyes, Because that is the doorway to her heart, The place where love resides. The beauty of a woman, Is not in [...]]]></description>
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The beauty of a woman<br />
Is not in the clothes she wears<br />
The figure she carries<br />
Or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman<br />
Must be seen from her eyes,<br />
Because that is the doorway to her heart,<br />
The place where love resides. The beauty of a woman,<br />
Is not in a facial mole,<br />
But true beauty in a woman<br />
Is reflected in her soul.<br />
It is the caring that she lovingly gives,<br />
The passion that she shows,<br />
The beauty of a woman<br />
With passing years &#8211; only grows.<br />
<em>Pradeep Sharma</em></p>
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		<title>Wise Words SMS</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2009 15:03:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rahul</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sometimes we put walls around our heart. Not just to be safe from getting heart. But to find out who cares to break the wall and get closer. Growing seed makes no sound. But falling tree makes huge noise. Destruction has noise, creation is always quiet. This is the power fo silence..! Ways to be [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sometimes we put walls around our heart.<br />
Not just to be safe from getting heart.<br />
But to find out who cares to break the wall<br />
and get closer.</p>
<p>Growing seed makes no sound.<br />
But falling tree makes huge noise.<br />
Destruction has noise, creation is always quiet.<br />
This is the power fo silence..!</p>
<p>Ways to be happy<br />
1. Never hate<br />
2. Do not worry<br />
3. Live simple<br />
4. Expect a little<br />
5. Give a lot<br />
6. Always smile<br />
7. Think positive<br />
8. Respect and trust others.</p>
<p>Good decisions come from experience.<br />
But<br />
Experience comes from bad decisions.<br />
This is life<br />
So,<br />
Never regret.<br />
Learn from mistakes and go ahead.</p>
<p>In cat and mouse run,<br />
mouse mostly wins<br />
because<br />
cat runs for the food<br />
and mouse for life.<br />
The fear of loss is always a<br />
better motivation than<br />
the desire of gain.</p>
<p>Luck is not in your hands,<br />
But work is in your hands.<br />
Your work can make your luck,<br />
But your luck can&#8217;t make your work.<br />
Always trust yourself and do your best.</p>
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		<title>Wise Words SMS</title>
		<link>http://smsjokes.co.in/wise-sms/wise-words-sms-3.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2009 14:56:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rahul</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Follow two things for long life Friendship. 1. Don&#8217;t talk if you are angry. 2. Don&#8217;t take the words seriously from a friend who is angry. Evolution of Man: Without Marriage Spider Man On Marriage Day Super Man After Marriage Gentle Man If wife is beautiful then rest of life . . . . Watch [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Follow two things for long life Friendship.<br />
1. Don&#8217;t talk if you are angry.<br />
2. Don&#8217;t take the words seriously from a friend<br />
who is angry.</p>
<p>Evolution of Man:<br />
Without Marriage Spider Man<br />
On Marriage Day Super Man<br />
After Marriage Gentle Man<br />
If wife is beautiful then rest of life<br />
.<br />
.<br />
.<br />
.<br />
Watch Man</p>
<p>There is only one difference<br />
between Dream and Aim.<br />
Dream requires effortless sleep.<br />
Whereas,<br />
Aim Requires sleepless efforts.</p>
<p>FRIENDS are like BALLOONS.<br />
Once you let them go.<br />
You can&#8217;t ever bring them back.<br />
That&#8217;s why I&#8217;ll tie you tight to my HEART.<br />
Because you are too precious to loose!</p>
<p>For last year&#8217;s words belong to last year&#8217;s language<br />
And next year&#8217;s words await another voice.<br />
And to make an end is to make a beginning.<br />
Happy New Year.</p>
<p>Few good thoughts:<br />
1. Pray as everything depends on God<br />
and work as everything depends on you.<br />
2. To handle yourself use your mind.<br />
and to handle others use your heart.<br />
3. Don&#8217;t lose your mind in success<br />
and don&#8217;t lose your heart in failure.<br />
4. Beauty and color may attract the eye<br />
but character appeals to the heart.</p>
<p>Heated gold becomes Ornaments.<br />
Bated copper becomes wires.<br />
Depleted stones becomes statues.<br />
So the more pain you get in<br />
life you will become more valueable.</p>
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		<title>Wise Words SMS</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Sep 2009 02:26:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rahul</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you trust someone. Trust till the end. Whatever the results may be. In the end either you will have a very good friend or a good lesson. We spend our days waiting for the Ideal path to appear in front of us. But what we forget that, paths are made by walking. Life never [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you trust someone.<br />
Trust till the end.<br />
Whatever the results may be.<br />
In the end either you will have<br />
a very good friend or a good lesson.</p>
<p>We spend our days<br />
waiting for the Ideal path<br />
to appear in front of us.<br />
But what we forget that,<br />
paths are made by walking.</p>
<p> Life never leaves you empty.<br />
It always replaces everything you lost.<br />
If it asks you to put something down,<br />
It&#8217;s because it wants you to pick up something greater.</p>
<p>One day a man asked God.<br />
What is difference between<br />
your love and my love.<br />
God Replied: Bird in the sky is my love.<br />
and the bird in the cage is your love.</p>
<p>Remember: No matter how bad you are.<br />
You are not totally useless<br />
You can still be used as a bad example</p>
<p>Nature has given you a face,<br />
But you have to provide the expression.<br />
Be careful when you express,<br />
Because your expressions will leave an impression</p>
<p>some nice sayings:<br />
1. Control your attitude, before it controls youâ€¦<br />
2. The best vitamin for making friends is B1â€¦<br />
3. Your best friend is your own Gumptionâ€¦</p>
<p>We do 100 good things<br />
nobody remembers.<br />
We do 1 thing wrong<br />
nobody forgets.<br />
Its God who Gives, Gives and Forgives.<br />
Its human who Gets, Gets and Forgets.</p>
<p>Good relationships are like trees.<br />
They demand attention and care<br />
in the begining.<br />
But once they blossom<br />
they provide you shade<br />
in all situations of life.</p>
<p>When your friend lies to you<br />
it is not his mistake<br />
actually but it is your mistake<br />
that you didnâ€™t give him proper space<br />
to tell the truth.</p>
<p>Listen this sweet voice in morning.<br />
Holly call is going on<br />
It has happiness and blessing<br />
of World and Heaven.<br />
Just get up with a smile on your face.<br />
and offer NAMAZ.<br />
Good Morning.</p>
<p>As rain covers the sun.<br />
Truth covers the lies.<br />
Angels cover the evil.<br />
Flowers cover the garden.<br />
I wish and pray<br />
that happiness covers all the<br />
worries of your life.</p>
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		<title>Wise Words SMS</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2009 13:42:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rahul</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you fall don&#8217;t see the place where you fell But see the place where you slipped. Success is all about correcting you mistakes!! Psycological truth.. When a person cries due to happines, The 1st drop of tear come fromm right eye BUT when 1st tear come from the left eye, its due to pain. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you fall don&#8217;t see the place where you fell<br />
But see the place where you slipped.<br />
Success is all about correcting you mistakes!!</p>
<p>Psycological truth..<br />
When a person cries due to happines,<br />
The 1st drop of tear come fromm right eye<br />
BUT<br />
when 1st tear come from the left eye,<br />
its due to pain.</p>
<p>Hard work is like stairs..<br />
and luck is like a lift..<br />
lift may fail sometimes..<br />
But whatever may be the occasion..<br />
stairs will always take you to the TOP</p>
<p>A stage comes<br />
when even words are become useless<br />
and feelings become artifical,<br />
relations become untrustful<br />
and life become objectiveness.<br />
That&#8217;s we call life</p>
<p>Troubles are like washing machines..<br />
They Twist, Turn &#038; knock us around.<br />
But in the end we come out cleaner<br />
brighter &#038; better than before.</p>
<p>LIFE<br />
Is Like a River<br />
Which have many Turns<br />
So enjoy every Turn<br />
Because<br />
These turns never Return..</p>
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		<title>The Amazing Truth</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2009 16:14:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rahul</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Amazing Truth About Human Tongue: It Takes Three Years To Learn How To Use It But, It Takes A Life Time To Learn When &#038; Where To Use It.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Amazing Truth About Human Tongue:<br />
It Takes Three Years To Learn How To Use It<br />
But, It Takes A Life Time To Learn<br />
When &#038; Where To Use It.</p>
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		<title>Make Others Happy.!!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Sep 2009 05:20:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rahul</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In Our Short Life, Let us Laugh when we Can, Apologize when we Should and Let Go off what we Can&#8217;t Change.!! Let&#8217;s Stay Happy.! And Make Others Happy.!!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In Our Short Life,<br />
Let us Laugh when we Can,<br />
Apologize when we Should and Let Go off what<br />
we Can&#8217;t Change.!!<br />
Let&#8217;s Stay Happy.!<br />
And Make Others Happy.!!</p>
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		<title>Do Not Find</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Aug 2009 06:19:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rahul</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Three things of life that are most valuable - Love, self-confidence &#038; friends. Don&#8217;t find love, let love find you. That&#8217;s why it&#8217;s called falling in love, because you don&#8217;t force yourself to fall, you just fall. Lucky is the man who is the first love of a woman, but luckier is the woman who [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Three things of life that are most valuable -<br />
Love, self-confidence &#038; friends.</p>
<p>Don&#8217;t find love, let love find you. That&#8217;s why it&#8217;s<br />
called falling in love, because you don&#8217;t force<br />
yourself to fall, you just fall.</p>
<p>Lucky is the man who is the first love of a woman,<br />
but luckier is the woman who is the last love of a man.</p>
<p>Do you love me because I am beautiful<br />
or am I beautiful because I am loved?</p>
<p>Love the heart that hurts you,<br />
But never hurt the heart that loves you. </p>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t You Remember the time when we&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Jul 2009 15:52:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rahul</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Don&#8217;t You Remember the time when we used to say, &#8220;Let&#8217;s Meet and Plan something.&#8221; Now are the days where we say, &#8220;Let&#8217;s Plan and Meet someday.&#8221; Friends are the Same, but the Days have Changed Us.!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Don&#8217;t You Remember<br />
the time when we<br />
used to say,<br />
&#8220;Let&#8217;s Meet and Plan something.&#8221;<br />
Now are the days<br />
where we say,<br />
&#8220;Let&#8217;s Plan and Meet someday.&#8221;<br />
Friends are the Same,<br />
but the Days have<br />
Changed Us.!</p>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2009 17:37:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rahul</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[# Women especially love a bargain. The question of &#8216;need&#8217; is irrelevant, so don&#8217;t bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair game. # Women never have anything to wear. Don&#8217;t question the racks of clothes in the closet; you &#8216;just don&#8217;t understand&#8217;. # Women need to cry. And they won&#8217;t do it alone [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p># Women especially love a bargain. The question of &#8216;need&#8217; is irrelevant, so don&#8217;t bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair game.</p>
<p># Women never have anything to wear. Don&#8217;t question the racks of clothes in the closet; you &#8216;just don&#8217;t understand&#8217;.</p>
<p># Women need to cry. And they won&#8217;t do it alone unless they know you can hear them.</p>
<p># Women will always ask questions that have no right answer, in an effort to trap you into feeling guilty.</p>
<p># Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feel a need to fill it, even if they have nothing to say.</p>
<p># Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are. That&#8217;s why soap operas and Oprah Winfrey-type shows are so successful.</p>
<p># Women hate bugs. Even the strong-willed ones need a man around when there&#8217;s a spider or a wasp involved.</p>
<p># Women can&#8217;t keep secrets. They eat away at them from the inside. And they don&#8217;t view it as being untrustworthy, providing they only tell two or three people.</p>
<p># Women always go to public restrooms in groups. It gives them a chance to gossip.</p>
<p># Women can&#8217;t refuse to answer a ringing phone, no matter what she&#8217;s doing. It might be the lottery calling.</p>
<p># Women never understand why men love toys. Men understand that they wouldn&#8217;t need toys if women had an &#8216;on/off&#8217; switch.</p>
<p># Women keep three different shampoos and two different conditioners in the shower. After a woman showers, the bathroom will smell like a tropical rain forest.</p>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2009 23:30:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rahul</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[* Love starts with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a tear. * Don&#8217;t cry over anyone who won&#8217;t cry over you. * Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. * You can only go as far as you push. * Actions speak louder than words. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>    * Love starts with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a tear.</p>
<p>    * Don&#8217;t cry over anyone who won&#8217;t cry over you.</p>
<p>    * Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. </p>
<p>    * You can only go as far as you push. </p>
<p>    * Actions speak louder than words. </p>
<p>    * The hardest thing to do is watch the one you love, love somebody else. </p>
<p>    * Don&#8217;t let the past hold you back; you&#8217;re missing the good stuff. </p>
<p>    * Life&#8217;s short. If you don&#8217;t look around once in a while, you might miss it. </p>
<p>    * A best friend is like a four leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have. </p>
<p>    * If you think that the world means nothing, think again. You might mean the world to someone else.</p>
<p>    * When it hurts to look back, and you&#8217;re scared to look ahead, you can look beside you and your best friend will be there </p>
<p>    * True friendship never ends. </p>
<p>    * Friends are forever. </p>
<p>    * Good friends are like stars&#8230;.You don&#8217;t always see them, but you know they are always there. </p>
<p>    * Don&#8217;t frown. You never know who is falling in love with your smile. </p>
<p>    * What do you do when the only person who can make you stop crying is the person who made you cry? </p>
<p>    * NOBODY IS PERFECT UNTIL YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH THEM. (Isn&#8217;t that the truth?) </p>
<p>    * Everything is okay in the end.</p>
<p>    * If it&#8217;s not okay, then it&#8217;s not the end. </p>
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