Funny SMS & SMS Jokes

Wen GOD takes away
something 4rom ur hand,
dont think He is punishing u
he is merely emptying ur hand,
for YOU 2 receive something better.
Have Faith on GOD!!!

Talk with yourself atleast once in a day…!!!
Otherwise you will miss your best friend in this world..!!

When u do anything new, at 1st people laugh at u, then they challenge u, then they watch u succeed & then the wish they were u.

Each moment of ur life is a picture which u had never seen before. And which ull never see again so enjoy> & live life & make each moment beautiful….

GODISNOWHERE this can be read as GOD IS NO WHERE or as GOD IS NOW HERE everything depends on how do u see anything. so think positive

A negative thinker see a difficulty in every opportunity,A positive thinker see an opportunity in every difficulty,wish u an optimistic life..

Love urself ,Flirt with ur understanding,Romance with dreams,Get engaged with simplicity,Marry genuiness,Divorce the ego…Thats Good Life…

What the word IMPOSSIBLE says I M Possible. So every thing which seems impossible is itself says that is possible.

In life LOVE is never planned nor does it happen for a reason.But when LOVE is real,It becomes ur PLAN for life and ur reason for living.

Mistakes are painful when they happen,But years later a collection of mistakes called Experience Which leads us to success…

What is trust ?? Trust is a feeling that a one year child has , when you throw him in air and catch again , and he enjoys it

When GOD drops needles and pins along ur path in LIFE, dont stay away,, instead pick them up and collect them..they were designed to be STRONG!

Dont think how many moments in your life, just think how much life is there in a moment.

Treat everyone with politeness,Even those who are rude to U…..Not because they are not nice,But bcoz u are nice….

Success is like tip of the tail !!!If cat runs to catch the tail.It has to keep running forever.But if it walks in its own style.Tail follows!!Live life with ur own rules….

GOD is always playing CHESS with each one of us. He makes Moves in our LIFE & then sits back to see how we react to the CHALLENGES … So make the best move before CHECKMATE….

Life gives answer in 3 ways… It says Yes & gives u what u want, it says no and gives u something better, it says wait and gives u the Best!

When a baby born he/she will cry near by all are happy, when anyone die he/she will be plesant but near by all are cry. See how this world is unfair

Coincidence decides whom u meet in life,Ur heart decides whom u want to stay in ur life… Destiny decides who will get to stay in ur life…

Life is a BOOK We all read it, Love is BLESSING we all need it, Always be HAPPY, Always have a SMILE, Remember in this World we are just for WHILE !!

Dont take life too seriously,Always find time to laugh… Remember that laughter not only adds years to ur life,But adds more Life to ur Years….

DREAM makes all things possible.HOPES makes all things work.LOVE makes all above possbile so ALWAYS SMILE!…

Life is only traveled ONCE,Today’s MOMENT becomesTOMORROW’s MEMORY.Enjoy every moment, good or bad, because the GIFT of LIFE is LIFE itself….

Care is the sweetest form of love, so wen any1 says “TAKE CARE” its as good as saying, “I’ll keep u in my heart till its very last beat”

Better be careful about what u like to get in life,OTHERWISE You will have to like what you get in life.

“One who takes lessons from the events of life, gets vision, one who acquires vision becomes wise and one who attains wisdom achieves knowledge”

Life Is A “Roller Coaster”
You Can Either Scream Everytime You Hit A Bump
Or
You Can Throw Your Hands Up In The Air And Enjoy It … (:

There Are 2 Ways To Establish Competetive Advantage:
1. Do Things Better Than Others
Or
2. Do Things Differently…

Its gud 2 hve money
&
Things money can buy
But
Its gud too, to check up once in a while & make sure
That
You hvn’t lost the thing money can’t buy

Two Thoughts that
decide your Attitude…
“What you Think of YOURSELF
When You Have NOTHING.”
&
“What You Think of OTHERS
When You Have EVERYTHING….”

The Real Art Of Conversation Iz Nt Only To Say The Right Thing At The Right Place Bt To Leave Unsaid The Wrong Thing At The Tempting Moment..

Wanting To Win
Is Common To All
Working To Win
Is The Real Mark Of
“C H A M P I O N”

Keep Correcting your Little Mistakes….. !!!
Because Nobody Slips down by Hills…..!!!
But just Slips by Little Stones…!!!

” The small Moon can eclipse the great Sun
We too, can do great things
If We set ourselves in the right place at the right time …”

“A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.”
- Joseph Stalin
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“We enjoy warmth because we have been cold.
We appreciate light because we have been in darkness.
By the same token, we can experience joy because we have known sadness.”
- David Weatherford
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“The silence that guards the tomb does not reveal God’s secret in the obscurity of the coffin, and the rustling of the branches whose roots suck the body’s elements do not tell the mysteries of the grave, by the agonized sighs of my heart announce to the living the drama which love, beauty, and death have performed.”
- Kahlil Gibran
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“There are as many nights as days, and the one is just as long as the other in the year’s course.
Even a happy life cannot be without a measure of darkness, and the word ‘happy’ would lose its meaning if it were not balanced by sadness.”
- Carl Jung
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“No more truth. Bells ring no more in me. I am all alone singly. Lonely rests my head. O my God! I am dead.”
- Jose Garcia Villa
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“I expose slavery in this country, because to expose it is to kill it.
Slavery is one of those monsters of darkness to whom the light of truth is death.”
- Frederick Douglass
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“Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation.”
- Kahlil Gibran
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“Sadness flies away on the wings of time.”
- Jean de La Fontaine
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“Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don’t know how to replenish its source.
It dies of blindness and errors and betrayals. It dies of illness and wounds; it dies of weariness, of withering, of tarnishing.”
- Anais Nin

A Very Sad Quote..
By A True Frnd..
“When i Die,
Dont Come Near My Body,
Bcuz My Hands May Not Come
to Wipe UR Tears Off That Time”
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Tip For Lifetime~
Try To Pretend
That,
You R Happy,
Slowly It Becomes
Your Habit
&
Finally It Becomes
Your Character . . . ! ! !
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If You Carry Your Problems On Your Head,
Their Weight Wil Crush You
But
If You Put Thm Under Your Feet,
They Wil Serve Like Stairs
&
Help You To Rise Till Succes
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But There’s Always Somthing
Good In Everyone.
Never Judge Anyone Shortly.
Becoz,
“Every Saint Has A Past &
Every Sinner Has A Future”.
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Working Towards Success
Will Make You A Master
But Working Towards Satisfaction
Makes You A Legend
Strive For Exellence,
Be A Legend…:-)
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When Snake Is Alive,
It Eats Ants..
But When It Dies,
Ants Eat It..
Time Can Turn At Any Time,
So Dont Neglect Anyone In Life
& Respect Every Body
By Heart

If time doesn’t wait for you, don’t worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!
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Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a gud person is like expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian. Think about it.
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Don’t walk as if you rule the world, walk as if you don’t care who rules the world! That’s called Attitude…! Keep on rocking!
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Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did !!!
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He was a good man. He never smoked, drank & had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die!
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A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles? He’s now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the Crocodiles !
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So many options for suicide: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow & sure!
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All desirable things in life are either illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else!
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Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru We should learn to love our enemies- Mahathma Gandhi Ab aap bataaye kiski sune bapu di ya chacha di???
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When things go wrong, when sadness fills your heart, when tears flows from your eyes always say these words… Eh Ganpat, chal daru la…
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10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving. Which makes it a logical statement that 90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking! Piyo Sar Utha Ke!

People say they luv the rain but take an umbrella when it rains,
People say that they luv the wind but close the windows when it blows, People say that they luv the sun but stay indoors when the sun shines, So I am afraid of all the people who say that they love me.