SMS Jokes

Kannu reppala kapala kallalanu apaleka poindhi…kanillanu apaleka poindhi……
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Neevu naa chentha unte mounam thappa matalu dari cheravu…..
Neevu dhuram ithe nee alochanalatho samayam teliyadu….
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Neethoodu kaavaalani na manasooo!!!na life looki raavalani na gunde ,na kanupapallo daachaalani naa kanolooo,neetho matalaadalani na nooru wait chestunnayiii
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Samudram pedda peddha alaloo reputhundhi,aa alalooo manalanu bhayapeduthaayii, kaani Prema nemmadhiga udi sunaami reputhundhi,aa sunaami manasulni kalipee varakoo Nidhurapoohu..
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Ninnu choodakundaa naa kannuloo,Nee maata vinkunda na chevuloo,neetho matalaadakunda napedhaaloo,ninnu thalavakunda namanasu unna rooju adhi nenu maraninchina rooju. ..

Jeevitam Oka Prayanam,
Jeevanam Oka Pramanam,
ani Evaro Annaru,
Neetho Jeevitam
Naaku Prayanam Kaavali,
Nee Prema Naaku Pramanam Avvali…
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Udainche Sooryudu Prapanchaniki Velugunu iste,
Nee Raaka Naaa Jeevitamlo Velugunu Ichchindi…
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Prema eppudu puduthundi
manashu daggara ainappudu
manushu eppudu daggara avuthundi
manishi ki manishi daggara ainappudu …
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Kanulu kadhaladam ledhu
pedavulu maatlaada ledhu
hrudhayam maathram
noppitho ginjukuntondhi.
ninnu chudaka…
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Gunde loni Badhale
kallalona kanneeri ponguthunte
Atmabhimaname bayata padaneeyaka pothe
Avi gundelone aaviri inkipoga
Manasu leni manishila jeevisthunnanu
Jeevisthu Maranisthunnanu. ..

Nootana Samvaschara Shubha Kankshalu 2011

Nootana Samvachara Shubha Kanshalu
Kannulu kallanu marchi povu!
Upiri swasanu marichi povu
Vennela chandrudini marichipodu!
Na manasu ninnu marchi podu..

Ee Deepaawali mee inta
Kuripinchaali sirula panta
Meeranta aanandamga vundaalanta
Andukondi subhaakaanshala muta..
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Tiya teeyani neati mitaayilatoe
Velugondea ennoe tapaasulatoe
Andaru kalasi navvutu santhoshamtoe
DEEPAAWALI ni jarupukoendi vedukatoe
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Laxmi mee inta nartinchaga
Santhosham paalai pongaga
Deepa kaantulu veluguneeyaga
Anandamga jarupukondi Diwali panduga!
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Deepa kaantula jyotulatoe….
Sirisampadula raasulatoe….
Tapaasula velugulatoe….
Meeku DEEPAAWALI subhaakaanshalu!

Satyam: 5Star Hotel Kelly coffee Order Chashadu..
Waiter: Black Coffee Themantara Sir.
Satyam Father: Vera Colors Emunayo Avi Chapavayya Annadu…Keep Smiling.
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Teacher : Baadhaki Bayaniki Madhya teda yenti..
Hari: Baada ante meeda tadusthadi, Bayam ante Kindha tadusthadi..
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Cellphone oka Devalayam sms danilone Devudu Sms pampe valu pujari Sms chadive Vallu Bakthulu Chadivi sms cheyani vallu Temple Bayata ADUKKUNE VALLU
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Matalalo cheppalenidi..,
Bhavalalo chupalenidi..,
Naa chinni guppetlo dachina ni sneham enta goppadi?
Ani adigite…. Vivarinchaleni maunam medi.
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How are you nevu ekkada vunnavu emi chestunnavu annam tinnava eppudu office ki vasthavu.
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Ninnu marchipodamani, bar kelli mandukottanu.mandhukottaka nijamgaane marchipoyanu, kaani ninnu kadu, bar owner ki bill kattadam.
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Vengalrao: neellalo brandy kalupu mathekkuthundi.
Neellalo whisky kalupu mathekkuthundi.
Neellalo rum kalupu mathekkuthundi.
Ventane thadumukokunda apparaoannadu neellalo edo theda undani ..

Pilla kothi: amma na pelli apudu avuthundhi, antha sepu agali?
Talli kothi: 1 min aagu pellii kuthuru msg chaduvuthundhi, Adhi ayina ventane ne pelli.
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Malligadu, pilligadu, sollugdu 3 frnds unnaru
Malligadu 10th chaduvuthunadu
pilligadu inter chaduvuthunadu
Sollugadu e msg chaduvuthunadu.
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BUMPER OFFER
Naku sms panpandi & win
Benz car photo
29” atta petti
Malaysia velle plane ki tata chepai avakasam
Enka natho dinner me entlo.. Hurry Up!
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Mitrama vunava? Poyava?
Gallo vunte meghalni panpu
Akasamlo unite varshani panpu
Bathikunte untai msg panpu..
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Nepolian: Impossible ane padham na dictionary lo ne ledu………….
Sardar:ippudu badhapadi e’m labham adhi konetappudu chuskovali
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7 kondalavada venkata ramana govinda govinda.
Swamy naaku FEB 14 kalla oka maanchi lover dorikithe E SMS chadivevallaki gundu kottistha.
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Press down…..
Neekosam oka sweet gift ponpichaanu..
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Cell phonulo message mathrame vasthundi. giftlu raavu. Ye oorumandi??

Sneham chesi preminchu….
Premichi snehitulam anaku!
Sneha bhaavamtho jeevinchu….
Jeevinchadaniki snehitunni mosaginchaku

Ad kosam chiru “Thumps up” taagadu,
Pavan manakosam “Pepsi” taagadu,
Trisha sales kosam “Fanta” taagindhi,
Mana friendship kosam nuvvu kaneesam “Domex” ayina taagava…?
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Edhi emyna kaani life lo 2 vishyalu gurtupettuko…
1) Chettu edhyna kaani gaalosthey vooguthay
2) Raaakapothey voogavu…
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vengalrao:neellalo brandy kalupu mathekkuthundi.
neellalo whisky kalupu mathekkuthundi.
neellalo rum kalupu mathekkuthundi.
ventane thadumukokunda apparaoannadu neellalo edo theda undani..
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Kirananiki Cheekati Ledu..
Sirimuvvaki Mounam Ledu..
Chirunavvu ki Maranam Ledu..
Mana SNEHANIKI Antam Ledu
Mariche SNEHAM Cheyaku..
Chese SNEHAM Maruvaku..!
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Nestama .. Eee Chirugali
Neeku Jola padutu unte!
Valipoye Nee Kanureppala matuna
koti Kalalu Udayinchalani
Nee prati kala Nijam kavalani
Aasistu ne SNEHITUDU…
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Anandam Cheppalenidi
Sontosham Pattaranidi
Kopam Panikiranidi
But Sneham Maruvalenidi.
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Nee Sneham oka Sundara Swapnam Nee parichayam oka sundara kavyam Enni Janmalado ee SNEHA BANDHAM Ninu veedanu antundi Naa HRUDAYAM…….
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Prashantamina Vatavaranam,
Tension leni Jeevitam,
Anandamina Spoorthi,
Aarogya vantamina Body,
Maduramina Prema,
Evanni Neeku Andaalani NENU Aasistunnanu!
Nutana Sanvatchara SUBHAKANKSHALU!
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ROJULO prati kshanam Viluvinade.
UDAYAM HOPE to Modalite,
MADHYANAM FAITH vastundi.
SAYANTRAM LOVE Pondite,
RATRI REST nu Mosukostundi. Evanni roju NEE JEEVITAM lo, Jaragalani Aasistu,
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Pata Samvatcharalu VelliPotune untaayi.
Kaani EE YEAR Pratyekanga Neekosam Double Dose Aarogyam,
Antuleni Anandam, Naa WARM GREETINGS
Teesukostundi…. Anduko mari…
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Kalala Prayanam Melukuva varake
Alala Prayanam Teeram Varake
Prema Prayanam Pellivarake
Kanee SNEHA PRAYANAM Maranam Varaku…

Sneham anedi prati okkariki avasaram.
Prati manasu pai adi chestundi pettanam.
Nee snehaaniki nenu kattaubadi vunnanu,lekapote aa devudiki kuda vundi naa avasaram…..
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Pagalaite raatri kuda autundi.
Niraasha vaddu manaki manchi jarugutundi.
Denikaina samayam padutundi.
Antavaraku manaki opika avasaram vundi.
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manishi dooramaithenemi manasu untadi ,manasu thoti manasepudu kalasipothadi,chavu brathuku lenididamma snehamannadi janma janamalakadi daggarouthadi
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chelli.. nee navvu badhanu kooda navvinchaali,nee jeevitham chavuni kooda brathikinchali,nee vijayaporatanni choosi,otami thana parajayanni oppukovali,nee prema enthati virodhannaina tholaginchali,ee anna manasulo velugula eppatiki brathiki undaali….
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Ninnu marchipodamani, bar kelli mandukottanu.mandhukottaka nijamgaane marchipoyanu, kaani ninnu kadu, bar owner ki bill kattadam.
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durada vaste gokkovadaniki gorulunnai, kaani nee premani pondaleka pichivaadinaite maatram peekovadaniki nettimeeda ventrukalu levu. kaaranam, naadi battaburra.
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Agi poku kalama asha tirey varaku, Jari poku megama jjalu kuresevaraku, Vaddi poku pushpama astaminchey varaku, Vidi poku nestama brathiki unanntha varaku….

Gulabi andam kanna…
Sampangi suvasana kanna….
Mallela telladanam kanna….
Nee snehame naaku minna!!!
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Marapu raani teepi gurtuvi neevu.
Karagi poni kaantivi neevu.
Kammani kavithaku artham neevu.
Undali kalakalam anandamga neevu!
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Sneham honey kanna Sweetest.
Sneham evarest kanna Tallest.
Sneham moon kanna Coolesy.
Sneham adi neevaite Greatest.
Mana Sneham eppudu elage vundalani naa Request.