Funny SMS & SMS Jokes

Netru enbathu old paper,
Indru enbathu news paper
Naalai enbathu question papaer but
Vaalakai enbathu answer paper.
So write it carefully.
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Kadhal enbadhu panamaram pola:
Erina Nongu, Vilundha Sangu.
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Kathal kalyanam sari, adhukkaga ippadiya pannuradhu?
Aen, enna pannanga?
Kalyanatha selavillama beach’la nadathi, saapaatirukku badhilaga sundal koduthu anuppi vachuttaanga.
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Teacher: Araiyai kaalaal perukkinaal enna varum?
Student: Kaal’la ratham varum sir.
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Intha Naal Unnoda Calendarla Kurichi Vachikko,
Ennoda Carda Recharge Panni,
Unnaivida Athigama Sms Anuppi,
Nee Epdi Enakku Tholla Kudutheyo,
Adhae Madtheri Nanum Kudukkala,
Nan “Un Friend” Illa…
2+2+2=8 Kootti Kalichu Paru
Kanaku Thappa Varum.
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Aasaigal illatha vaalkaiyai nee eppothu thedi selgirayo
Appothu “Thunbam” illatha vaalkai unnai thedi Varum…

Namma Mansuku Pudichavunga,
Nammla kastapadhumpothu,
Avanga maela namku gopam varathu,
Kangalil kanner thaan varum
ithuthaan real Love…
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En
valkaiyil
Aval kidaika vendum enbadhu
kadhal alla

En
valkaiyagave
Aval kidaika vendum enbadhu than
unmaiyana kadhal..
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Nan rojavai pola alaganavan illai
Aanal en ‘IDAYAM’
Rojavaivida
Alaganadu
En theriuma?
Athil neeum un Natoum iruppathal…
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Kaatrukum en meedhu kobam
Karanam ketan
Swasippathu enae
Nessipathu unaieya endrathu…
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Malarukku asai mannil vilaamal irukka..
suriyanukku asai maraiyammal irukka..
Nilavukku asai theyammal irukka..
Enakku asai nee ennai maravammal irukka..

Oru
Pennukkaga
Unnai Matri
Kollalam….,
Aval Unakkaga
Thannai Matri
Kolla Thayaraga
irunthal…….!

That is Love in True

Irulai nesi, vidiyal therium..
Thoolviyai nesi, vetri therium..
Ulaippai nesi, uyarvu therium..
Unnaiaye nee nesi ulagam unakku purium…
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Kadarkkarai mannalil
Namadhu kaadal
Yezhudhi Vaiththean…
Alai vandhu adiththu sendradhu –
‘Vilai Madhipillaa
Muthukkal’ Yenakkey Sondham yendru.!.
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Ennai adikkamal
azha vaippadhu
Nee Mattumthan!!!
Ennai Kayapaduthamal
Valigal tharuvadhu
Nee Mattumthan!!!
Ennai verukkamal
vedhanai paduthuvadhu
Nee Mattumthan!!!
Ennai sidhaikkamal
sithiravadhai seiadhu
Nee Mattumthan!!!
Naan vazhndhalum
Veezhndhalum
ennodu iruppadhu
Nee Mattumthan!!!

Iraivannin Arull
Enrum Namakku Kidaikkum
Enru Nambuvoam
Oru Indianaaga
Jesus-in Pirappai Kondaduvoam…
Anaivarukkum Christmas NalVazhthukkal…
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Aalaalukku
Ippadi Peasaama
Irundha Eppadi…???
Innum Konjam
Naall dhaan Irukku!!!
Yaaraavadhu
Advance Wishes
Aarambingappa…
Naaney
Arambikkirean
“Merry Christmas”

Naan eppava’vadhu
ungalukku thunbangalum kastangalum koduthirundhal,
ennai dhayavu seithu mannikkavum.
Ini ungal vaalkaiyil kurukkida maattaen.

Ippadikku,
ungalai vittu pirindhu sellum ungal nanban
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by “2010”

Ungal Vaalkayil
thunbangal ellam karaindhu poga,
olimayamaana ethirkaalam pirakka,
Ninaithadhai ellam saadikka,
Indha Deepawali thirunaalil,
Magilchiyudan en iniya vaalthukkal.
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Deepangal Jolikka,
Pattasu vedikka,
Pudhu Thuni Udhuthi,
Magilchiyudan in’naalai neengal kondada,
En Iniya Deepavali Vaazthukkall…

Ennai kulanthaiyaai kande unaku,
unnai kulanthaiyaai paarthe naal indru,
kolgal anaithum puviyai sutriya naal indru,
malargal menmaiyei unarthe naal indru,
unadhu Piranthe Naal.!
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Nilavai Kaati Soru utuval thai…
Endro Yennavalin Birthday,
Nilave vandhu utugiral birthday cake..
Happy Birthday Chellam.!
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Puthum pudhu naal,
Puthum pudhu varudam,
Puthum pudhu vaalzkai,
Ella sogamgalum, kastangalum karaindhuvida,
Ini ungal valzkaiyil magilchi ponguvadharkku,
Iniya Pirandha Naal Nalvaazthukkal!
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Ennal eppadi ungal pirandhanaalai nyabagam vaithirukka mudiyum?
Neengal dhan ilamaiyagavae irukkireergalae!
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Paravai parappadhai marakkalam,
Roja poopadhai marakkalam,
Aen, Bhoomi thaaan sutruvadai marakkalam,
Aaanal ungal pirandha-naalai ennal marakka mudiyadhu!
Aen endral, pona varusam neenga treat tharaen’nnu dimiki koduthuteenga! adhan!

Maapi, eppadhi da pogudhu life?
Veetla ellam eppadi irukkanga?
Amma, appa, thangachi ellam sowkiyama?
Kadaisiya endha padam paartha da?
Onnu milla romba bore, adhan oru msg anuppalam’nnu.
Eppam indha pakkam varadha idea?
Apparam maapi, onnu solla marandhitaen da…
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Pirandha Naal Nalvaazthukkal!
Enna maranduthaennu paathiya? Chance’sae illai!

Udal kalaipu udaluku mattum
Mandirku endrum thevai inipu
Adai inaipadu thaan pongalin sirapu
Iniya pongal nalvazhthukal…
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Pongal Thirunaalam
Thaipongal Thirunaalam
Pongivarum Pongal Pola
Engum pongatum magirchi
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Have this 2011 1st festival bring happiness in your life.
Wish you & your family a very Happy Pongal.