Funny SMS & SMS Jokes

Boy: Ration kadaila sakkarai, paruppu, arisi ellame podaranga !
Lady: ulundhu podarangala?
Sardar: Ulundhu podala UKKAANDHU than podaranga .
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Maths Teacher:Aarula Anju pona enna varum?
LKG stud: Anjuvoda Dead body varum. Because Anjuvuku swiming theriyadhu..!
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LKG arrear groups…

Kaalaiyil aval potta kolathai vida
alagaga irunthathu…
athai suttri
iruntha avalin
patha suvadugal..!
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Kodai kaala veyilil,
Un kolusu than ennai kulira vaikirathu,
Ne nadanthu sellum pothu
chil..
chil..
Entru..

Mownangal aayiram varthaigal pesum.
Aanal, aayiram vaarthaigal sernthal kooda oru nodi mownathirku eedaga mudiyathu… Good Night.

Kilo Metre Vechi Alanthu Parthaen,
Nee Dhoorama iruntha.

Kanavugalai Vechi Alanthu Parthaen,
Nee Enn Pakkathil iruntha.

Kangalai Moodi Alandhu Parthaen,
Nee Enakkul iruntha.

Enn idhaya Thudippai Vechi Alanthu Parthaen.
Nee Enn idhayamaga iruntha.

Cute kavithai: Mazhai Varumbothu Kudai Pidithu pogathe…!
Mazhai Thuli kuda Azhugirathu, Unnai Thoda Mudiyamal Mannil Vilunthu Madigiren Endru…!! Good Afternoon

Amma Kavithai SMS
Avalai nan nesikka villai,
Suvaasikiren…!
Valthu solla aval
en valkkail vanthaval alla…!
Valkkayai thanthaval…!
Thats ”Mother”….

Ennathan Boomi Suriyanai Suthi Suthi Vanthalum,
Boomiku Suriyan PICK UP Agadhu.

Happy Republic Day…

Boys love sollumbodhu, girls sollum top
10 ans.

10.No idea.
9.Friendsa irukkalam.
8.Seruppu piyyum.
7.I hate love.
6.I hate u.
5.Parents thittuvanga!
4.Yosichu solluren.
3.Ippo venam.
2.Nan padikanum.
1.sorry nan
” SWEET GUY” mathiri Oru nallapaiyana than love pannuen…..

Nilavin oliyil nee uranga,
vinmeen kandu kan simitta,
thendral unakku thalaiyaattu paada,
en chellamai nee “karunkurangu”,
sorry sorry kannurangu.
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Oru maalai ila veyil neram,
kaaya potta en jatti’yai kaanum
Satru thulaiviyil un mugam paarthaen,
kaiyum kalavumaai pidithaen.
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Kambi 1, kambi 2, kambi 3, kambi 4, kambi 5, kambi 6, kambi 7, kambi…
eppadi plan panni ungala kambi enna vachaen paartheeengala?
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Kaalayum Neeyae, Maalayum Neeyae
Iravum Neeyae, Pagalum Neeyae,
Oliyum neeyae, irulum neeyae,
Vidingirichi Naayae, Elundhiri Paeyae!!!
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Nethu unga photo paarthanae..
Alagana kannu, alagaan mookku, alagana kaadhu
Ellam ok…. athenna dialogue…
“ENNAI PAAR YOGAM VARUM”, unmayava? sollavae illa.
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Sorry 2 disturb u,
Matter is urgent..
Ravanan has again kidnapped Sita..
So, Lord Rama need 1000 monkeys urgently..
SMS padicha udane kilambavum..
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Intha ullagathil pala idhayam thudithalum,
Unnakkaga mattumey thudikum orey idhayam…
Mundam Adhu
Un idhayam matum thaan…
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Unga Lover Anuppara Romantic Msg a Parthu Romba Santhosa Padaathinga..
Avangaluku Yaru Anupi irupanga? Konjam Yosinga!
En Velai Mudinjuthu.
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Oru paiyan road-la pOkumpOthu, thummikkittae pOnaan….
Yeannu kEattaaa avan cholraan,
avan oru PODI paiyanaam…..
ayyoooo… ayyooooo….

“Unn Inbathai pagirnthu kolla nooru sonthangal irunthalum,un thunbathai pagirnthu kollum oru jeevanum Ingu undu…
Maranthu vidathae ennai..! Good Night.
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Siripu illatha vazhkai.!
Siragu illatha
Paravaiku Samam.!
Paravaiku
Azhagu Siragu.!
Unaku
Azhagu Sirippu.!
Smile for every time.!
Good Night
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Unnai sutri oru murai paar ! Un nizhal Irrukiratho Illayo En Ninaivukal Unnai Sutri Irrukkum… Endrum Priyamuden.. Unnai Nesikum idhayam Gud Night ….
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Thirumba Pera Mudiyathavai:
1.Udalai Vitta Uyir.
2.Paesi Vitta Varthai.
3.Kadanthu Vitta Natkal.
4.ilanthu Vitta ilamai.
5.Koduthu Vitta Manasu.
Good Night.!!
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Ungalukku Boar Adikkudha??
Take a Coin & Put Toss…
“POO” Vilundha Kuppura Paduthu Thoongu.
“THALAI” Vilundha Mallakka Paduthu Thoongu.
Good Night!
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Thendral Modhi
Pookkalukku
Valippadhillai..
Aanal,
Un Ninaivugal Modhi
Enn Ullam Valikkiradhu.
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Adhu Sumayaaga alla, Sugamaga.
Good Night!
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“Nilavai Paarkum Podhu, Nee Dhooramai iruppadhai Unarkiraen…”
“Enn Nizhalai Paarkum Podhu, Nee Ennodu iruppadhai Unarkiraen…”
Good Night.!
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Vanil irunthu Varum Mazhai Thuli ” Mannai ” Ninaikkum….. intha SmS Un Cellukku Vanthal Un Manam” Ennai” Ninaikkum. Gud Night