SMS Jokes

Boomiyil
pooppathu ellam poo endru sonnal,
Ungal azhagaana punnagaiyai ennavendru solvathu…?
“cute smile”

“Aandava 2012a nan solra last poi ithuthan.

2012 mudiya inum konjam naal dhan iruku…
Edhavathu thappu pani iruntha… Manasa kashtapaduthi iruntha… Kayapaduthi iruntha…

Enaku cal pani sorry solidunga.. Nan nalla mind set la iruken. Manichudrean.

Nee enbathu oru ezhuththu
nan enbathu irandu ezhuththu
kathal enbathu mundru ezhuththu

Nee marakka ninaithalum
Unakkul irukkum en ninaivugal maraiyadhu!
Oru murai en peyarai ucharithu par
Unakkul naan irupaen.

Oru eazhayin varumai kavithai…
Ethir veetu jannalai parthaen niraiya sattaigal..!
Yen sattaiyai parthaen niraiya jannalgal..!

Andru kaneer kooda sugamaanathu….
Thudikka nee irunthathaal…
Indru sirippu kooda vethanaiyanathu….
Sernthu sirikka nee illathathaal…

Nambikkaiyoda Iru,
Sorndhu pogadhe kathiru,
Unakendru oru Naal varum,
Athai ulagam Kondadum.
Andha naal viraivil varum.
Andha naal dhan Mattu Pongal.

Happy Pongal

Ungal Vaalkayil
thunbangal ellam karaindhu poga,
olimayamaana ethirkaalam pirakka,
Ninaithadhai ellam saadikka,
Indha Deepawali thirunaalil,
Magilchiyudan en iniya vaalthukkal…
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Deepangal Jolikka,
Pattasu vedikka,
Pudhu Thuni Udhuthi,
Magilchiyudan in’naalai neengal kondada,
En iniya deepavali vaazthukkall…
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Iniyia Deepavali nal vaazthukkall!

1. Naaikku naalu kaal irukkalaam. Aana adhala LOCAL call, STD call, ISD call, even MISSED call kooda panna mudiyathu!

2. Gangai aathula meen pidikkalaam…. Kavery aathula meen pidikkalaam .. aana Iyer aathula meen pidikka mudiyuma?

3. Thiruvalluvar 1330 kural ezhidhirundhaalum , avarala oru kuralil thaan paesa mudiyum

4. “Enna thaan un thalai suthinaalum, un mudhukai nee paakka mudiyumaa?”

5. Meen pidikiravana meenavan-nnu sollalam. Naai pidikiravana naaiavan- nnu solla mudiyuma?

6. Enna thaan oruthan gundaa irundalum, avana thuppakkikulla poda mudiyathu.

7. Thel kottina valikkum… paambu kottina valikkum.. mudi kottina valikkuma?

8. School Testla Bit adikalam… College Testla Bit adikalam… Blood Testla Bit addika mudiyuma?

9. Pongalukku Governmentla leaveu kudupanga… Ana Idly Dosaikku kudupangala?!

10. Kolammavil kolam podalam. Kadalai mavil kadalai poda mudiuma?!

11. Life la onnume illa na bore addikum… Thalaila onnume ellana glare addikum…

12. 7 Paramparaikkku ukkanthu saapida paisa irunthalum… fast food kadaile ninnukittu dhaan saapidanum!

13. Engineering Collegela padichu Engineer aagalaam, Presidency collegela padichu president aaga mudiyumaa?!

14. Autokku autonu paer irundaalum manual aa thaan drive panna mudiyum…

15. Thooka marundhu sappitta thookam varum… Anaa…Irumal marundhu sappitta irumal varathu!

16. Vaazha maram thaar podum! Aana adha vachhi road poda mudiyuma?

17. ‘Hand wash’nna kai kazhuvaradhu, ‘Face wash’nna mugam kazhuvaradhu , Appo ‘brain wash’ nna braina kazhuvaradhaa?

18. Tea cupla tea irukum. Appa World Cupla world irukkuma?

19. Cell moolama sms anuppalaam, aana sms moolama cella anuppa mudiyathu?

20. Paalkova paalil irundhu pannalaam, aana rasagullava rasathil irundhu panna mudiyuma?

21. Pal vali vantha palla pudungalam….Ana… Kaal vali vantha kaala pudunga mudiyuma?! Illa Thalai Vali Vandha, Thaliathan Pudunga Mudiyuma?

22. Sunday annikku sundai poda mudiyum, aana Monday annikku mandaya pottal vibaraithama aayidum !!!

“Life” Oru railway station Madhiri
“Love” Enbadhu Train Madhiri, Varum Pogum,
But,
“FriendShip” Enbadhu ‘Track’ Madhiri. Unnai vittu Pogadhu.!
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Naan Nadanthu Sendra Paadhaigal, Oru idathil Mudinthu Vittadhu.
Aanal, Nee Ennodu Nadantha Paadhaigal Mattum, innum Mudiyamal Poikonde irukkiradu, Nenjil
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Kangalum parkamal, uthadukalum pesamal, kathukalum ketkamal nanbargal pesum oru mozhi than sms…
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Meluguvarthikku uyir koduthu uyir vittathu thee kuchi athai ninaithu ninaithu urukiyathu meluguvarthi.. That is friendship..
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Natpu kaettu varuvathu alla…
kaetkamala yae tharuvathu…..
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Paarkum pothellam piraya koodathu endru ennukiraen..
piriyum pothellam meendum epothu paarka pogiraen endru ennukiraen….

Ayiram sontham nammai thedi varum.. Aanaaal thedinalum kidaikatha orey sontham nalla “NANBARGAL”
I’m very lucky for ur friendship….
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Siragukal illatha paravaiyin valkaiyum…!
Natpu illatha Manithanin valkaiyum…! Artham illatha valkai…!
By
Un Natpin Siragil…
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Natpu enpathu pala idangalil poogum roja malargal alla…
Nam idhayathil pookum pasa malargal…
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Vittu pidipathu natpalla,vittu koduppathu natpu..!Vittu kodupathu mattum natpalla,kadaisi varai vittu vilagamal iruppathuthaan unmaiyana natpu!!!
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Sogam Thanimayil koda varum anal…. unmayana Santhosam Nanbargaludan irukum Pothu Mattumae varum.. Dont Miss your true loveable friends….
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Natpu enbathu Kangalaiyum Kaiviralgalaium Pontradhu Kai viralil Kayam Pattal Kangal azhugiradhu Kangal Azhuthal Kai Viralgal Thudaikkiradhu…

Kadhalukku karpanaigal azhagu.!
Aanal..,
Karpanayil Mattumthan kadhal azhagu…
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“un ninaivai marakka mudiyamal nenjoram vaithirukiren ninaivaha alla en idhaya Thudippaga”..
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Thaedi paarthen innamum kidaika villai……
Unnai vida azhagana oru ulagam..
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Nee Partha Paarvaiyil Patri Konda Thee Kuchi Naan, Erinthu Kondae Irupaen Thirumbi Vanthu Nee Anaikkum Varai.
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Nan solliya kathaluku…
Aval
kangal
solliya
pathil
‘kanneer’
Gudmrng..
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Selai Katta Theriyavilaye Endru Nee Pulamba…
Unnai Katti Kolla Mudiyamal Pulambugirathu Selai!

Sreesanth veetil CBI raid:-
veetil oru puthagam kandu pidika pattulathu.

Puthagathin peyar?
’10 naalil bowling poduvathu epadi’
-by Nehra.