SMS Jokes

Heart Touching Lines:

If You Are In Love
Then Practice ‘Stitching’
Because,

A Day Will Come
When U Have To Stitch Ur
Own Heart

Teach me the secrete art
how to win your Heart.
from you I can depart
But you have become my part.
being you are my soul
and you are my whole.
My Life has become dry
I am sure without you I will die.

Art of living:
first of all don’t make friends,
if done, then don’t go much close to them,
if gone, then don’t love them,
if loved, then please don’t leave them.

a hopeless man sees difficulties in every chance.
but a hopeful person sees chances in every difficulty.

a smile is a way of write you thoughts on your face,
telling others that they r accepted, liked and appreciated.
so here’s a big smile for u.

kash hum aap ka mobile number hote
har waqt aap ko yaad to hote
bhale aap humain badal dete par
hume bicharne ki khabar to sab ko dete

don’t give importance to money,
because it can give bed but not sleep.
books but not brains,
clothes but not beauty,
luxuries but not happiness.
so transfer it to my account.

never think more about past,
it brings tears.
don’t think more about future,
it brings fears,
think more about me,
which always brings cheers.

feel good when some body miss u
feel better when some body loves u
but feel best when some body never forgets u

prayer is not a spare wheel that you pull out
when you are in trouble.
use it as a steering wheel,
that keeps you on the right path through out your life.

I have a pair of eyes, but can’t see u everyday
I have a pair of ears, but can’t hear u everyday,
but I have one heart that cares for u everyday

famous writer said
“Love is like a long sweet dream”
and
Marriage is an alarm clock.
“so enjoy sweet dreams till your alarm wakes u up”.
Happy Unmarried life

Forward this msg to 10 people &
U will get…

NOTHING..

Its true.. its really working..! Even i didn’t get anything!

Except a smile on ur FACE..!
GN

UKG Son to his Mom
Son: I Don’t Want
to Go to School
Mom: Why.?
Son: Want to work
Mom: What Work
Will You Do With
UKG Knowledge.?
Son: Take Tution
for LKG GIRLS

A company held
a Contest for kids
with the theme :
“The most Nice thing
My Father Ever Did For Me.”
One kid answered,
“He Married My Mom.”
Cho Chweet..!

Try this.!
it’s really different…

This Maths Test
Can Predict Your
Favourite IDOL..
Try it without looking
at the Answer.!

Pick 1 Favourite No.
from 1-9
Then Use that no.
Multiply by 3.
Then Add 3, then
x3 Again..
You’ll get a 2 digit no.
or a Three digit.
Add the digits.
Now with that No.
See Who Your IDOL is
from the List below :..

1.Einstein
2.Kamal Hassan
3.Dr.APJ Abdul Kalam
4.Tom Cruise
5.Bill Gates
6.Gandhiji
7.AR Rahman
8.Hitler
9.Rahul@smsjokes.co.in
10.Aamir Khan

Though I Knew it already,
Thank You.!
The truth finally
comes out…