Funny SMS & SMS Jokes

I am sorry , I know very few ways
To love you , but in every single way

I love you from my deep deep heart .
There is none in my Heart but you!

If its not enough for you,
I guess then am not the one!

If You Ask Me How Many Times
my Heart Has Been Broken,
Then I Ask You To Look Up
At The Sky One Night,
And Count The Stars.
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4give You Again ???
For All The Times You Made Me Cry??
For All The Things You Said About Me?
For All The Crap You Started?
For Stabbing Me In The Back??
No I Wont 4give You ,
Not This Time
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Forgiveness is a sign that the
person who has wronged
you means more to you
than the wrong they have dealt.
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I feel sorry for the person who can’t get genuinely excited about his work.
Not only will he never be satisfied,
but he will never achieve anything worthwhile.
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I feel the tear go down my cheek,
I notice that my heart is weak,
For the love I have for you,
Will always be gold and true,
I have made some mistakes, they rest in the past,
But know my love will always last,
Even though we are a distance apart,
You always have the key to my heart.

Apologizing doesn’t mean that you are wrong and the other is right. It only means that you value the relationship much more than your ego…!!!
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I’m sorry to be smiling every time you’re near. I’m sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you’re here. I’m sorry that cupid has made his hit. I’m sorry I love you, I can’t help it.
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What I Did Was Foolish & Impulsive
If I Cud Take It All Back I’d Do This So Instant
I Truly Didn’t Mean To Hurt You In Any Way
I’m Sorry For Hurting You
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The University of Ilinois has hired 15 women to smell pig manure all day so that researchers can find out what makes pig manure smell so bad. You know who I feel sorry for? The woman who applied for this job and got turned down.
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I am sorry to be smiling every time you’re near.
I am sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you’re here.
I am sorry that cupid has made his hit.
I am sorry i love you,
I can’t help it.
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When you realize you’ve made a mistake,
make amends immediately.
It’s easier to eat crow while it’s still warm.
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Feeling sorry for yourself, and you present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have.
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I am sorry, Mother. I named your anger. A woman’s anger is not supposed to…
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Hi, I am an alien and I’m checking for some chicks in your phonebook.. Searching.. Searching.. Searching.. Sorry,no chicks found! Gay?
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How does one know if she has forgiven? You tend to feel sorrow over the circumstance instead of rage, you tend to feel sorry for the person rather than angry with him. You tend to have nothing left to say about it all.
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I feel sorry for the person who can’t get genuinely excited about his work. Not only will he never be satisfied, but he will never achieve anything worthwhile.
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You can hit me
You can scold me
You can even torture me!
But please listen to me.
I am sorry
I would do anything to make up for it
Anything…

im sorry baby,, i believe u’ll run & come to me & i’ll open my hand @ hug u i’ll wait for u till end of my life
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If You Ask Me How Many Times
My Heart Has Been Broken,
Then I Ask You To Look Up
At The Sky One Night,
And Count The Stars.
`
4give You Again ???
For All The Times You Made Me Cry??
For All The Things You Said About Me?
For All The Crap You Started?
For Stabing Me In The Back??
No I Wont 4give You ,
Not This Time
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Forgive Sounds Good
Forget Im Not Sure I Could
They Say Time Heals Everything
But Im Still Waiting
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Sorry May Have Become
“Just Another Word”,
But With
T E A R S
It Means The World.
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“You Should Forgive Me,
And Do You Know Why?
Because I Can’t Stand The Thought
Of You Hurting Because
Of Someone Like Me,
And The Only Way You’ll Ever Stop Being Hurt
By Me,
Is If You Stop Hating Me
So You Can Just Forget That
I Ever Even Existed.”
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Why Do I Always Forgive You?
I Let You Call Me So Many Names,
I Let You Treat Me Like Dirt,
Yet I’m Still Your Friend.
Am I Stupid?
Or Am I A
Good Friend?
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What’s done is done
Make room for the new
Forgive and forget
What has been done to you.

I Know How Angry You Are …
&
What You Must Be Going Through
So i Hope , You Know
How Sorry I Am For All
That Happens Between Us …
Please Forgive Me ..

Sorry for making you mad
Sorry for everything I said
Sorry for lying to you
Sorry, I’m so sorry

Sorry if I disappointed you
Sorry if I hurt you
Sorry for everything
Sorry, I’m so sorry

Sorry that I liked you
Sorry that you did
Sorry for turning in to a which
Sorry, I’m so sorry

Sorry that I loved you
Sorry that you didn’t
Sorry that we had to fight
Sorry, I’m so sorry

Sorry for still loving you
Sorry you don’t love me
Sorry for ever loving you
Sorry, I’m so sorry

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I’m sorry I brought this upon you, my boy. I’m sorry you must carry this burden. I’m sorry for everything!

SORRY Dont get confused, arey baba ‘SORRY’ means S – SOME O – ONE’S R – REALLY, R – REMEMBERING Y – YOU.

SORRY Dont get confused, arey baba ‘SORRY’ means
S – SOME
O – ONE’S
R – REALLY,
R – REMEMBERING
Y – YOU.