SMS Jokes

Every minute god blesses u,
Every hour god protects u,
Coz everyday i pray for u..
Banda sweet hai! zara extra khayaal rakhna..

Being happy doesn’t mean
that everything is perfect.
It means that you’ve decided
to look beyond the imperfections…

When the time comes for you to give
your heart to someone,
make sure that u select someone who
will never break your heart,
coz broken hearts have no spare parts…

TAJ MAHAL the symbol of love.. but the other lesser known facts :
1) Mumtaz was Shahjahan’s 4th wife out of his 7 wives.
2) Shahjahan killed Mumtaz’s husband to marry her.
3) Mumtaz died in her 14th delivery.
4) He then married mumtaz’s Sister. Question arises..
What great example of love ever…

Sometimes we must be hurt in order to grow,
Sometimes we must fail in order to know,
Sometimes we must lose in order to gain
Because some lessons in life are best learned through pain.
Have a blessed day !

Rose is famous
4 grace
Advocate is famous 4 case
Horses r famous
4 race
But
Smile
Is famous
4ur face
So keep Smile.!
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A Rupee iS Easy 2 Earn
But
a Smile iS Hard 2 Find
Rupee Loses iTs Value
Smile Increases iTs Worth
I Lost a Rupee Wen I sms U
But
Who Cares
iF I Won uR Smile ;->
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A Smile Is Nearly Always
Inspired By Another Smile…
True Love Is When Your Heart
And Your Mind Are
Saying The Same Thing …
`
Thousands of languages around this world
but
“smile” can beat them all.
Bcoz
“Smile” is the Language even a BABY can speak.
So keep smiling.
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A Sad girl was sitting with her boyfriend.
Boy:U r d second most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen!
Girl:Who’s the first?
Boy:It’s YOU When u smile… ;->
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I’m gonna smile
&
Make U think
I’m happy
I’m gonna laugh,
So U don’t see me cry
I’m gonna let U go in style
&
Even if it kills me
I’m gonna smile ..
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U Maybe Tired of many greetings like
Hi
Hello
Gud Morning
Gud Noon
Hav A nice day
and so on . . .
Now here’s my simple fresh line
Can U smile 4 me once.:-)
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May Smile Be There In
The World Forever!
Try To Make An Effort For The Same.
“A Smile Bring More Smiles
So Always Keep Smiling
To Spread Smile To Miles!”

In a park two lovers
eating chips, looking
into each other’s eyes.
GIRL : Dear.! What are
you thinking.?
BOY : I think you are eating more chips than me
GIRL:?!

Tears R Better Than Smile Because,
U Can Smile at Everyone,
ButU’ll Cry For Only One,
Who is Special to ur Heart

Silence & smile are two powerful tools.
Smile is the way to solve many problems.
&
Silence is the way to avoid many problems.

SMILE S sets u free M makes
u special I increases ur face value.
L lifts up ur spirit E erases all ur tension So Smile yaar

You can not hold destiny,
you an not hold time,
You can not hold HeartBeats,
You can not hold Life But You
can hold one thing and thats your smile.
So Keep Smiling….

happiness is a perfume u can’t spred
on others without getting a few drops on urself.
so behappy to make others happy and keep smiling.

After a shower of rain,
a piece of luminous sunshine
decorates the earth wonderfully…
One drop of dew on the grass and a foggy
morning gives 2urge 2live…
But a illusive smile frm u increase vitality of someone…
So keep smiling………..

Today I Gave some1 ur cell no.
She will be visiting u soon.
plz attend her properly.
I asked to stay with you forever.
Her name is SMILE…

Keep the smile,
Leave the tear,
Think of joy,
Forget the fear ,
Hold the laugh,
Leave the pain,
Be jouyous till i sms again

Let me guess what U R doing…
Reading book?
Na Na!
Listining Music?
Uhu!
Watching TV?
Nah!
Caught U!
Missing me and reading my SMS na.!!
Oh now U R smiling.

Smile is a lnguage of Luv.
Smile is a way to get success,
Smile is to win the hearts.
Smile improves ur personality.
Brush daily.