Fri 27 Mar 2009
TEACHER – What are
the people of
Turkey called.?
PAPPU – I don’t know. TEACHER – They are
called Turks.
Tell me What are people
of Germany called.?
PAPPU- Germs
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Fri 20 Mar 2009
Math’s Teacher: If you have
12 Chocolates and you
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Lela,
3 to Anita and
4 to Julia
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Student: 3 New Girlfriends Mam!!!
Wed 18 Mar 2009
My nights are going sleepless,
my days are going useless.
So I asked GOD, “is this love?”.
GOD replied, “no dear, result is near
Fri 13 Mar 2009
A sleeping lion is stronger than a barking dog.
Posted by Rahul under College Jokes SMS , School Jokes SMSComments Off
A sleeping lion
is stronger
than a
barking dog.
so a
sleeping
student
is better
than a
barking teacher.
- By,
“ALL INDIA” Back Benchers Association..
Fri 13 Mar 2009
TEACHER – Draw a
Diagram of bacteria
Sunny – Here it is sir TEACHER – Where.?
You haven’t drawn
anything.
Sunny – Sir Can You
See bacteria without
Microscope.?
Thu 12 Mar 2009
TEACHER – Your
Chemistry exercise
was bad, I told you
to write it 20 times.
You’ve written it
only 10 times.
PAPPU – Is it ma’am.?
Guess My Maths
is also Bad.!
Thu 12 Mar 2009
RAJU – Did you
Hear Raghu Snoring
during the morning
School Prayer.?
RAGHU – Yes, he was the
one who Woke me up.!
Thu 12 Mar 2009
TEACHER – Where is
The English Channel.? PAPPU – I don’t know.
Our TV Channel picks up
Only Local channels.
Mon 9 Mar 2009
TEACHER – Why were you gossiping around during
my lecture.
PAPPU – It’s impossible,
how do you expect me
to sleep and talk at
the same time.?
Mon 9 Mar 2009
GEOGRAPHY TEACHER -
If it were possible for me
to make a hole in India
right through the earth, were would it come out.? PAPPU – At the other end, Sir.
