SMS Jokes

There was a conversation going between sir & student:

Sir:Why haven’t u come to school yesterday?

Student:Sir! there was a quarrel between my parents that’s why

Sir: So what happened if your parents quarrel?

Student: Sir! one shoe was in my mother’s hand and one on my father’s that’s why I didn’t had any shoes and was unable to come to school.

1. Your son has a remarkable ability in gathering needed information from his classmates.
(He was caught cheating on a test).

2. Karen is an endless fund of energy and viability.
(The hyperactive monster can’t stay seated for five minutes).

3. Fantastic imagination! Unmatched in his capacity for blending fact with fiction.
(He’s definitely one of the biggest liars I have ever met).

4. Margie exhibits a casual, relaxed attitude to school, indicating that high expectations don’t intimidate her.
(The lazy thing hasn’t done one assignment all term).

5. Her athletic ability is marvelous. Superior hand-eye coordination.
(The little creep stung me with a rubber band from 15 feet away).

6. Nick thrives on interaction with his peers.
(Your son needs to stop socializing and start working).

7. Your daughter’s greatest asset is her demonstrative public discussions.
(Classroom lawyer! Why is it that every time I explain an assignment she creates a class argument).

8. John enjoys the thrill of engaging challenges with his peers.
(He’s a bully).

9. An adventurous nature lover who rarely misses opportunities to explore new territory.
(Your daughter was caught skipping school at the fishing pond).

10. I am amazed at her tenacity in retaining her youthful personality.
(She’s so immature that we’ve run out of diapers).

11. Unlike some students who hide their emotion, Charles is very expressive and open.
(He must have written the Whiner’s Guide).

12. I firmly believe that her intellectual and emotional progress would be enhanced through a year’s repetition of her learning environment.
(Regretfully, we believe that she is not ready for high school and must repeat the 8th grade).

13. Her exuberant verbosity is awesome!
(A mouth that never stops yacking).

1. A kid gets zero in a paper

Father angrily asks,

“Wats this?”

Kid : Teacher dint have more stars to give, so she started giving MOONS..

2. LKG Boy on Phone : My son has a bad cold and won’t be able to come to school today

Teacher : Who is on the line ?

Boy : This is my father speaking..

‘If there are any Idiots
in this room, will they
Please Stand Up.’ said
the sarcastic Teacher.
After a long silence
a student stood up.
“Now then, Why do
You consider Yourself
to be an idiot.”?
enquired the Teacher.
“Well actually I don’t”
said the student,
“But I hate to see
You Standing Up there
All by Yourself.”!

TEACHER : Who Created
the Earth.?
(Boy pokes a girl’s back
with a pencil)
GIRL : Oh God.!
TEACHER : Good..
Correct answer.!!
TEACHER : Who was Born
on 25 Dec.?
(Boy again pokes the
girl’s back)
GIRL : Oh Jesus.!!
TEACHER : Very good.. Correct answer..
TEACHER : What did Eve
tell Adam when they
had their 17th Baby.??
(Boy pokes the girl’s
back yet again.)
GIRL : If you Stick that ‘Thing’ on Me
Öne More Time,
I’m going to
Break It into Half..
Teacher fainted.!!

Teacher : Isaac Newton
was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity.
Student : Right. Had he
sat in the Class, he
wouldn’t have discovered anything.

Teacher – What do we
call a man with 2 knees.?Santa – ‘Dho’ni
Teacher – What.?
Ok tell me what do
we call a knee of a child.?Santa – mmmm..’Kid’ney…

TEACHER – Can you Tell
me 2 creatures which
Do Not have Teeth.
PAPPU – I’ll tell ma’am. Teacher – Good. Tell me.Pappu – Grandma and Grandpa. . .

TEACHER – Pappu,
You Missed School yesterday, Didn’t You.?
PAPPU – No, Not a bit Ma’am.!!

Teacher : Your son
is Very Good but
spends Too much time Thinking about Girls.
Mother : If you find
a solution, please advise.
His Father has
the Same Problem.