Funny SMS & SMS Jokes

Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.

Driver adjusted miror.

Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife.

Go & sit back. I will drive auto…

Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.

Friend: Why?

Sardar: Got upper berth.

Friend: Why did’nt you exchanged?

Sardar: oye, there was nobody

2 exchange in the lower birth.

Aik Larki ne apni Jeans utar di

or sardar je se boli:

“Muje biwi honay ka Ehsas dilao”

sardar ne bhe Jeans utaar de or bola:

Jao ye dono Jeans dho kar lao”

A sardar gave an Ad in matrimonial column
“PATNI CHAHIYE”

He got 1000 replies all saying– ‘Meri Le JA. …

Newspaper Mein News Lagi K
50% Of Sardars Are Donkey
The Sardars Protested.
Next Day News Lagi K
50% Of Sardars R Not Donkeys
The Sardars Celebrated.

A Sardar is traveling via train. On his way, he feels the urge to go
to the bathroom. So he goes and opens the bathroom door, which
happens to have a mirror in the front. The sardar thinks there is
another sardar bhaiwaal in there, quickly shuts the door and returns
to his seat. 5 minutes later he goes again, only to find the same
sardar bhaiwaal. An hour passes away, he’s made 20 trips to the
bathroom, only to find that the same person is still there. So he
finally gets ticked off, goes to the last compartment and tells the TC
(Ticket Checker) what’s been going on. The TC, which also happens to
be a sardar, feels bad for him and promises to throw the bum out. The
TC walks down to the compartment with the troubled bathroom to get the resident bhaiwaal out.

Few minutes later the TC comes back and tell the sardar “I’m sorry, I
can’t do anything. The guy in there is a railway staff member”.

Sardar ji was filling up application form for a job.
He was not sure as to what to be filled in column “Salary Expected”.
After much thought he wrote: Yes

A Teacher lecturing on population -
In india after Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up – we must find & stop her

Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of “WIFE.”
It means…Without Information Fighting Every time!
WIFE says No, it means – With Idiot for Ever

A sardar ji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.
He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister

This is a sample Iris Question Paper, From the Ministry of Education, Ireland.
Before you rush to the answer sheet, try to crack some knuckle to find our the answer.
The Time allowed is 1 minute. ( You can take more time if you promise to not tell anyone! )
The Question Sheet

A Sardar, his wife with son and daugher went to a
party.. he introduced his family to his friends
saying..” I am Sardar.. and this is Sardarnee …
this is my kid and that is my kidney…!!”

American says “US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai..”
Sardarji ” India me to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hoti hai…!!!”
Nurse – “Mubarak ho.. Sardarji.. aap papa ban gaye..”
Sardarji – ” Meri wife ko nahi bolna.. main use
surprise doonga..!”

What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE ………
Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai……
Doosari bigadati hai to “SHUROO’ ho jati hai

Ek sardar apne bete se bola : Bevakuf, kaisa machis leke aaya hai,
ek bhi tili nahin jalti.
Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test karke laya hu.

Doctor to Sardaar : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai?
Sardaar : Hoga, Jarur hoga; 25 saalse mera khoon jo pee rahi hai….

Sardar found answer to most difficult question question ever
What comes first – the chicken or the egg ?
O yaar, jiska order pahele dooge, wo ayega !!!

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave
Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.

Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have one more.

Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are
you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.

Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi
petrol se start hoti hai.

Boss : Where were you born ?
sardar : Punjab.
Boss : which part ?
sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.

How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ?
Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it.