SMS Jokes

Brothers are like streetlights along the road,
they don’t make distance any shorter but
they light up the path and make the walk worthwhile….

Your love makes me feel proud.
And on this day I want to shout it out loud.
Happy Raksha Bandhan my sister.
May God fill your life with all colours and happiness…

Circit:- Bhai, bole to apun ko bhi HAPPY RAKSHABANDHAN bolne ka hai.
Munna:- Bol daal bol daal mamu bindas hoke bol daal.
Circit:- Mere pyaare-pyaare bhaiyon aur meri pyaari-pyaari saheliyon ko…….
Munna:- Are nahi circit. Bahan bol bahan.
Circit:- Mere pyaare-pyaare bhaiyon aur unki pyaari-pyaari bahnon ko mera pyaar bhara salaam. Wish You Haapy Rakshabandhan to you. Bindas bol dala bhai.

You are so cute,
darling and adorable.
Can’t help forming a relationship with you…
Please Accept me
.
.
As your Dearest and Sweetest Behna
Happy Raksha Bandhan

Sisters is probably the most competitive relationship within the family, but once sisters are grown, it becomes the strongest relationship. I want 2 tell u, during the times when we fought, my love was in a different mood. Happy Raksha Bandhan
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It leaves a smile on my face when I think of those trifling fights we had and suddenly used to make up. The memories may fade away with passing time but the love we share will only grow. Happy Raksha Bandhan, Dear Sister.
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This msg is for the most wonderful
sisters of this world –badi and chhoti.
Thank u didi for always being there on my
side and for helping me in those infinite
ways which I cannot even remember…
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I long for the day through the year
that you so ceremoniously tie rakhi
on my wrist and pray for my well being.
Dear Sis, I wish that our bond grows stronger everyday.
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Sister is someone who is caring and sharing. Sister can understand things you never said. She can understand pain which is not visible to anyone. I love my sister.

May this auspicious occasion
bring you all the prosperity
and good luck in your life .
Happy Raksha bandhan to you…
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Warm wishes and love are sent your way… May the gifts of happiness,
friendship, peace and joy fill your life. Have a Wonderful Rakhi
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I am sure you are not going to
tie Rakhi for me this year and forever.
But let me tell you this.
You are my sweetest little sis
though we are not blood related.
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Holi is colourful,
Deewali is lightful and brightful,
Rakhi has made our relationship POWERFUL.
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Kya Bataoo Yaaro
Meri Kismat Ki Kahani
Kuch Is tarah Likhi Gai
Jin Hatho Se Gulab Dena Chahta Tha
Unhi hatho me vo Rakhi Bandhkar Chali Gai.?

Saawan ka mausam tha
Poonam ki raat thi

Mein uske paas tha
Woh mere karib thi
Fir woh mere paas aayi
Aur thodi si ghabraayi

Jab meine uska haath pakada
To woh thodi si sharmaayi
Usne kaha aaj hum
Aise bandhan me bandh jaaye
Jise duniya ki
Koi taakat na tod paaye

Meri khushi ka andaaza
Lagana mushkil tha
Par iske aage jo hua
Woh batana bhi mushkil hai

Usne mera haath
Haatho me lekar kaha
Yeh to janam janmo
Ka bandhan hai

Phir mujhe yaad aaya
Woh Saawan ka mausam
Woh poonam ki raat
Yeh to Raksha Bandhan hai!

Payal chhankati ayee thi…..
Payal chhankati chali gayee
Main sindoor leke khada tha,
Mujhe Rakhi pehnake chali gayee.

Hello Bhaiya, how r u? How’s life? Rakhi bhej di hai, mil jayegi. Mera cell kharab hai isliye me inke cell se sms kar rahi hoon. Tumhari pyari behan – Mallika Sherawat

You are so cute,
darling
and adorable..
Can’t help
forming a
relationship with you…
Please
Accept me
As your
Dearest and
Sweetest Behna
Happy Raksha Bandhan