Thu 18 Oct 2012
I have a heart n that is true,
But now it has
gone from me to u,
So care for it just like i do,
B’COZ i have no
heart n u have two…
Propose SMS
Archived Posts from this Category
Thu 23 Sep 2010
1. I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.
Reply : I don’t mind where you die.. as long as you do!
2. Did you know they changed the alphabet? They put U and I together.
Reply : So, how many times did you fail kinder garten?
3. Are your legs tired? Because you been running through my mind ALL day long.
Reply : Yes, they are. I’ve been running away from you!
4. Are you lost? Because it’s so strange to see an angel so far from heaven.
Reply : How many times have you been to heaven, anyway?
5. Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again?
Reply : Yeah.. why don’t you walk by and just keep walking!
6. What’s that in your eye? Oh…it’s a sparkle.
Reply : What are you on? Crack or cocaine?
7. Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.
Reply : (too corny.. maybe a disgusted look would be enough)
8. You can forget about going to heaven because it’s sin to look that good.
Reply : You can be sure of going to hell.. your stupidity will assure you of a place!
9. If I had eleven roses and you, I’d have a dozen.
Reply : So, that’s your problem.. simple mathematics otherwise!
Sat 7 Aug 2010
1. Walk up behind girl and point fingers shaped like gun into her back
You’re under arrest!
For what?
For stealing my heart.
2. Hi, my name is Chance, Do I have one?
3. Are your legs tired?
girl: Why?
because you have been running through my mind all day!
4. I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?
5. Can you give me directions to your heart? I’ve seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.
6. Take a look at the tag on the girls shirt, jacket, etc. She would say,What are you doing
you respond,Oh, just checking to see if you were made in Heaven.
8. Pick up a flower and walk over to girl. I was just showing this flower how beautiful you are.
9. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
10. Hey Girls, walk up to a guy and say: Are you from Greece? No he answers.
Then you say, Oh, I thought all the Gods were from Greece
Tue 3 Feb 2009
As days go by, my feelings get stronger,
To be in ur arms, I can’t wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & u’ll see that it’s true,
Day & Night my thought r of U..
