SMS Jokes

Good leaders are like baseball umpires; they go practically unnoticed when doing their jobs right.

There was a little
confusion at the meeting
in the White House
when Bush was told
that Obama was coming, Bush said, “Oh, you mean
We Caught him.?”

Bush has provided us
with endless Amusement
as result of his Faux Pas or ‘Bushisms’.
A few of them :

At George W. Bush’s
Farewell Party A Board at the Entrance -
‘Please Enter After
Removing Your Shoes.!
Thanks.’

20. “I think we agree,
the past is over”- May 10, 2000.

19. “Those who enter
the country Illegally
Violate the law”- Nov. 28, 2005.

18. “I understand
small business growth.
I was one”- Feb. 19, 2000.

17. “We don’t believe in planners and deciders making the decisions on behalf of Americans”- Sep. 06, 2000.

16. “They misunderestimated me”- Nov. 06, 2000.

15. “If this were a dictatorship, it’d be
a heck of a lot easier,
just so long as I’m the dictator”- Dec. 19, 2000.

14. “I know the
human being and fish coexist peacefully”- Sep. 29, 2004.

13. “Rarely is the question asked : Is our children learning”- Jan. 11, 2000.

12. “Well, I think if
you say you’re going
to do something and
don’t do it, that’s trustworthiness”- Aug. 30, 2000.

11. “This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating”- Apr. 23, 2002.

10. “I know how hard it is for you to put food on
your family”- Jan. 27, 2000.

09. “Our enemies
are innovative and resourceful and
so are we.
They never stop
thinking about new ways
to harm our country
and our people and
neither do we”- Aug. 05, 2004.

08. “I want everybody
to hear loud and clear
that I’m going to be
the President of
everybody”- Jan. 18, 2001.

07. “There is an
old saying in Tennessee -
I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee – that says,
fool me once, shame on – shame on you.
Fool me – you can’t
get fooled again”- Sep. 17, 2002.

06. “One of the
great things about
books is sometimes
there are some
fantastic pictures”.- Jan. 03, 2000.

05. “I’m honoured to
shake the hand of a
brave Iraqi citizen who
had his hand cut off
by Saddam Hussein”- May 25, 2004.

04. “The truth of
the matter is, if
you listen carefully,
Saddam would still
be in power if he were
the President of
the United States
and the world would be
a lot better off”- Oct. 08, 2004.

03. “I was proud the
other day when both Republicans and
Democrats stood with me
in the Rose Garden to announce their support
for a clear statement
of purpose you disarm,
or we will”- Oct. 05, 2002.

02. “I firmly believe
the death tax is
good for people from
all walks of life all throughout our society”- Aug. 13, 2002.

A Feather in Bush’s Cap.!

01. “I just want you
to know that when
we talk about WAR,
we’re really talking
about PEACE.”- Jun. 18, 2002.