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I love U … Pappa…..

Rahul — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 12:34:49 +0000

One day in your life a smart girl will come, who will love u a lot.
She will touch you with love and give you many kisses….
And will say……..
I love U … Pappa…..:-)

Some Naughty SMS

Rahul — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 14:47:03 +0000

I want to touch ur lips taste ur tongue smell ur breath…
Hai wat hapen.?
I am ur colegate

Height of bravery!
Going Late To Class,in Tore Jeans&messy hair.
Entring The class widout Permission
n saying to MAM:
“Hey SwEeTy!”
“CARRYY ON DONT STOP”…

Tussi jo bhi ho sachi saddi jan ho
Yar sadi jan ho….
Punjabi ho ya pathan ho..
Coke ho ya shezan ho..
Tussi jo bhi ho sachi saddi jan ho

Do U know the full form of COLLEGE
C-Come
O-On
L-Lets
L-Love
E-Each
G-Girl
E-Equally……
Thats why boys go to college regularly….

propose karne ka ek damjakkas style..
“kya ghoor ghoor ke dekhti hai..mar dale gi kya..??
dil daina hai to dai de..
rakh ke achaar dalegi kya??

meri photo neeche gir gayee thi
Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada?
Banta: Pata nahin yaar, meri photo neeche gir gayee thi,
maine kaha behen ji zara saadi upar karna photo leni hai.

oT TnAW T2UL I. Confused?
oT TnAW T2UL I
+THpinboop YA2
!..2mA3rb T33w2
! .. niH)A2 2?rU
Confused na? Read it in a mirror.. Now…
Bye!

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Very good!
Intelligent Ho!
Kal A-B-C-D sikhenge…

I really deeply wish
that u r here with me in my room.
On my bed & lights is off & we get under the cover together..
2 show u my glow in the dark watch.

Naughty SMS

Rahul — Sun, 08 Feb 2009 12:01:47 +0000

If a farmer has
5 haystacks in one field
and 4 in the other,
how many haystacks
would he have
if he combined them all in the centre field.?

1 big one

Naughty SMS

Rahul — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 17:47:51 +0000

A girl phoned me the other day and said…”Come on over, there’s nobody home.” I went over. Nobody was home

I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room.on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.

this is your mobile operator we can see that you are too dump to use your mobile please put it on the floor and start jumping on it

It’s better to stay away from girls. Only one or two can bring SMILE to your life, remaining will steel your HAPPINESS from your life