SMS Jokes

The Audience see a Joker As A Joker,
But the Joker Sees Himslf
As a Performer.
No Matter What Others Think abt U,
Its ur Life, Just Go On With Confidence…

The Appearence Of Things Change
According To The Emotions,
And Thus We See Magic And Beauty In Them,
While The Magic And Beauty Are Really In Ourselves..

Excellence has always been achieved
by those who dared believe
that something inside them
is superior to circumstances”
Believe in Yourself…

Cooking, a meal takes an hr ,bt eating it takes 5 mins !
Constructing a bldg takes 6 mths ,but blowin it up takes 30 secs
Earning 25,000 takes 30 days ,but paying for 15000 to a cashier for a mobile takes 2 sec
However its amazing that
A 1 sec smack on the cheek from a loved one can make ur day
A 5 sec glimpse of ur loved one can make ur week
And a 10 sec hug 4m ur dear ones can take yrs of pain away
& mins of memories made 2gether can last a lyftime ..

Do not be afraid to shine.
The world needs what you have to give.
Open up the areas of your being;
Expose them to yourself – to others.
You are valuable. You are unique.
You have much to give.
Do not be afraid to give it.

As we risk ourselves, we grow.
Each new experience is a risk.
We can try, and maybe fail,
And, as a result, grow or hold back and stagnate.

You have the potential to be anything you want.
You are free to choose.
You are limited only by your fears.
Let your dreams take over.
Fly with the eagles. Soar into life.
The world is waiting for you.

Coins always make sound but
The currency notes are always silent…
So
When your value increases… .
keep yourself calm and silent.

-Pradeep Sharma

# The most destructive habit: Worry

# The greatest Joy: Giving

# The greatest loss: Loss of self-respect

# The most satisfying work: Helping others

# The ugliest personality trait: Selfishness

# The most endangered species: Dedicated leaders

# Our greatest natural resource: Our youth

# The greatest “shot in the arm”: Encouragement

# The greatest problem to overcome: Fear

# The most effective sleeping pill: Peace of mind

# The most crippling failure disease: Excuses

# The most powerful force in life: Love

# The most dangerous pariah: A gossiper

# The world’s most incredible computer: The brain

# The worst thing to be without: Hope

# The deadliest weapon: The tongue

# The two most power-filled words: “I Can”

# The greatest asset: Faith

# The most worthless emotion: Self-pity

# The most beautiful attire: SMILE!

# The most prized possession: Integrity

# The most powerful channel of communication: Prayer

# The most contagious spirit: Enthusiasm

# The most important thing in life: GOD

Life has no rewinds no forwards.
It unfolds itself at its own pace.
So never miss a chance to live today
to make a beautiful story of tomorrow!
Good Morning!

*Be simple but look stylish
*Be tough but look soft
*Be tensed but look cool
*Be a beginner but look as a winner
*That’s the way of life, Life has no pause buttons!
*Dreams have no expiry date
*Time has no holiday
*So
*Don’t waste a single moment in your life
*Live it & be happy !

When one door of happiness closes, another opens;
But often we look so long at the closed door that
we do not see the one which has opened for us.

If we desire to blossom
like a rose in the garden,
then we must learn
the art of adjusting with the thorns
Difficulties will make you shine.

Between
Yesterday’s Mistakes
&
Tomorrow’s HOPE
There
Lies A Fantastic Opportunity
That is
TO[)AY
So
Live It Lively

When you want to enjoy life,
Think today as your life’s First day.
When you want to achieve something in life,
Think today as your life’s Last day.

5 frogs are sitting on a log.
4 decided to jump off.
How many are left?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Still 5 left..
Moral: There’s a Lot of difference
b/w Deciding & Doing.

If each grain of sand were to say :
One grain does not make a mountain,
There would be no land.

If each drop of water were to say :
One drop does not make an ocean,
There would be no sea.

If each note of music were to say :
Each note does not make a symphony,
There would be no melody.

If each word were to say :
One word does not make a library,
There would be no book.

If each brick were to say :
One brick does not make a wall,
There would be no house.

If each seed were to say :
One seed does not make a field,
There would be no harvest.

If each of us were to say :
One person does not make the difference,
There would never be love and peace on earth.

You and I do make the difference.
Begin today and make the difference.

We should take inspiration from the waves,
they rise n fall
but each time they fall
they never fail to rise again.