Funny SMS & SMS Jokes

I can’t heal the hurt I’ve been feeling since you left
I need you more than I can explain.
Though only two hours are between us,
My age forbids us to see each other.

You came to my life unpredicted
Everything happen next is unexpected
We just ride on the flow
Without knowing, we acted out in the show.

loneliness is a deafening silence
a death to your heart
the love ,the touch,the look
that kiss.

When you didn’t come back
My hear crumbled
All my fears where a reality
Th Love I have for you

There’s no Special reason for this msg,
I just wanna steal a single moment
out of ur busy life & hope
I can make u smile n say: I Miss U.

I may seldom tell u how special u are,
I may not be able to reach u becoz we’re both busy,
but in spite of all, u know u are someone
I really miss & care about.

I have learned how to love, to smile,
to be happy, to be strong, to work hard;
to be honest, to be faithful, to forgive but
I couldn’t learn how to stop missing u.

I heard someone whisper ur name,
but when I turned around to see who it was,
I notice I was alone, then I realize
it was my heart telling me that I miss u.

Knowing a person like u,
has made me happy in a million ways
and if ever I have to let u go…
I would find a million reasons
to make u stay. I miss you

R: is for red.
RED: is for blood
BLOOD: is for heart
HEART: is for love
LOVE: is for you
YOU: is for me
ME: is for you.
(((I MISS YOU)))

Gateway of memories will never close,
how much I miss u no one knows,
days will pass on to years and
I will remember you in my silent tears…

1) I may seldom tell u how special u are, I may not b able to reach u coz we’re both busy, but in spite of all, u know u are someone I really miss & care about.

2) There’s no Special reason for this msg, I juz wanna steal a single moment out of ur busy life & hope I can make u smile n say: I Miss U.

3) I always knew that looking back on my tears would someday make me laugh, but I never knew that looking back on my laughter would someday make me cry. Miss you.

4) My eyes are hurting coz I can’t see u, my arms r empty coz I can’t hold u, my lips are cold coz I can’t kiss u & my heart is breaking coz I’m not with u.

5) U must b tired coz u hv been running through my mind, u gotta b a thief coz u hv stolen my heart n I must hv been a bad shooter coz I keep missing u.

6) The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can’t have them.

7) A hug for you means I need you. A kiss for you means I love you. A call for you means I’m missing you.

Sometimes, I 4get 2 say hi.
Sumetimes, I even miss 2 reply.
Sumetimes, my msg doesn’t reach u.
But, it doesn’t mean dat I forget u.
Im just givin u time 2 miss me!

9) Last night I wanted to write you a letter but all I could write was – noh ss!W ! It doesn’t make sense until you read it upside down!

10) God gave u 2 legs to walk, 2 hands to hold, 2 ears to hear, 2 eyes to see. But why did he give u only 1 Heart?
Probably bcoz he wants u to look for the other.

1) Aapko milne ko man kar raha tha, man ko samjhaya to dil tadapane laga, dil ko bahelaya to ankhein ro padi, unhe chup karaya to saansein bol padi… I miss U

2) Sometimes, I forget to say hi,
Sometimes, I even miss to reply,
Sometimes, my msg doesn’t reach u,
But, it doesn’t mean that I forget u,
I’m just giving u time to miss me!

3) Never luk for a Gud Face, it’ll turn old one day; Never luk for a Gud Skin, it’ll wrinkle one day; But luk for a loyal heart, that’ll miss u every day.

4) I am in casualty now, don’t say I didn’t tell you. After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to ICU. Doctor told, I will die if I don’t STOP.. Missing You

5) What makes some people dearer is not just the happiness that we feel when we meet them but the emptiness we feel when they are not around us. I Miss U!

6) Sometimes I forget 2 say hi, sometimes I forget 2 reply, sometimes my msg doesn’t reach u, but it doesn’t mean I forget u. I’m just giving u time to Miss me.

7) Don’t u ever wonder y people txt u but hv nothing imp to say! It’s 4 the simple reason… u r such a nice person 2 think of, like the way I’m thinking of u now.

Knowing a person like u, has made me happy in a million ways and if ever I have to let u go… I would find a million reasons to make u stay. I miss you.

9) I heard someone whisper ur name, but when I turned around to see who it was, I notice I was alone, then I realize it was my heart telling me that I miss u.

10) I hv learned how to luv, to smile, to b happy, to b strong, to work hard; to b honest, to b faithful, to forgive but I couldn’t learn how to stop missing u.

1) Message: * some text missing* Sender:* Name Missing * *Number Missing *Sent: * Date missing * Missing U a lot thats y everything is missing.

2) As I watched the ants crawl up the wall, I noticed that no matter how busy they r, they still communicate with each other. Hope we’ll be like them, in touch always.

3) Memories play a confusing role. They make u laugh when u remember the time u cried together! But make u cry when u remember the time u laughed together.

4) What makes some people Dearer? It’s not just the happiness that u feel when u meet them but the pain u feel, when u miss them. Miss U

5) Close ur eyes…, Relax ur body and stop breathing as long as U can. Now breath… I miss u as much as u missed the air.

6) Near ones are not dear, dear ones are not near, it is easy to remember the near ones, but very difficult to forget the dear ones. Missing You.

7) Don’t forget that someone somewhere is wishing for ur happiness on every falling star. Missing You!

Every tear is a sign of brokeness, every silence is a sign of lonliness, every smile is a sign of kindness, every sms is a sign of remembrance

9) I drink to make other people interesting

10) Lessons of life: Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 4give, learn 2 share, learn 2 trust, n learn 2 luv & learn 2 say: U Miss me!