SMS Jokes

There’s so much Pollution in the air now that if it weren’t for our lungs there’d be no place to put it all.
Happy Earth Day

May this Akshaya Tritiya,light up for you.
The hopes of Happy times,And dreams for a year full of smiles!
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The word Akshaya, a Sanskrit word, literally means one that never diminishes, and the day is believed to bring good luck and success.

May Lord bless you on this auspicious day of Akshaya Trithiya,and May it be a new beginning of greater prosperity, success and happiness.
Happy Akshaya Trithiya.

A girl never express her liking for a boy
Thinking boy should express first
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A boy never express with a fear of losing her as a friend
That’s why love stories end before it starts..!

Love is like a long sweet dream and marriage is an alarm clock. So have a sweet dreams till your alarm wakes you up. Happy Unmarried Life.

Tharo SMS jab aave hai To mharo rom rom machal jave hai Ang ang mein gud gudi hovay hai O tharo SMS ko kasoor koni Kambakhat mobile hi vibration par hovay hai!
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Pranam sa, kal to network me congestion ho jayelo, e vaste me thane aabar hi wish karu sa… Naye saal ki Ram-Ram….. E saal the ghani khushiyan pao…
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“Ram Ram Sa, Aajkal Apro Sms Hi Koni ave Hai, Naahi Apro Phone ave Hai, Mhane To Lage Hai Thay Kanjus Ho Goyo Ho, 2 Rupiya Ri Chai Kam Pijo par sms to karo sa.”
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Nakhro tharo tauba tauba ! Gazab hi tharo style hai, sms to ek hi koni karo, aur rolo macha rakhyo hai,mere kan mobile hai,mere kan mobile hai.!!.
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Kalu kalu’ ‘k bapu’ ‘zardo khayo’ ‘na bapu’ ‘jhoot bole’ ‘na bapu’ ‘mundo khol’ ‘aa thu aa thu…
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Height of Marwari Kanjusi: Looking for a second Hand Tata Nano Car……. Preferably with Gas Kit!!!

Boy : Bus ponna ? Aana ?Girl : Bus ponnu. Daye panda ayek matherla mitarver. Boy : boka au daye banjinal apujigirl: daye panda aanulu mata piravudu mitarver..
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Rampe:garnal mitth dakknda dada apundu SOMPE: dimma pudavundu RAMPE-dimma pudavara tu yer ninna ame korpena?SOMPE: tu korande dakere yer nina amme kalpaina?
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Teacher Gunda gu World map tojaad kenuver, “nett America vondu??” Aye tojad bathth kulluve. Bokka teacher Raampada kenver, “America n yer naaDud pathdini”. Aik Raampa panpe “Gunda Nadpathdini”
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Onji dina kaande lakkd namana Rampanne Bari Chaddi d tirgondu itter. Unden toodu Rampana BoDedig mande bechcha aand Aal kandani g neriyolu. “daadaye und? eereg bethe Angi tikijja?” Aiyk Ramapanne pande “Dada Marayti, Ini yenna Birth day Atta!!!!!”
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Onji sardarji naayida beelag pipe paDondu uppe. Aven tood kudonji sardar pande “ee dada maltundala naayida beela sarta apuji..” Aik pande “yaan naayida beela seeda malpun attu, pipe bend malpare paDdini!!!

Meghaku Magili Barasha TikieTamaku Magili ManaMegha Dhalidela Barasha AsaraTame Dela Nahin Mana..
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Ama Prema Jadi Satya Radhika Go Avimane Nahi PrayojanaTama Krushna Aji Kadamba Mulare Apekhya Karichi Tama Agamana..
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Sundari Jhianku Najara Padile Akhiphere Nahi para, Sundari Nuheintu Apurba Sundari Sate Kohinoor Hira.
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Durei Jauchi Jadi Bhabuthau E Dehu Niswas Nia Toli,Tamari Niswase Niswas Misae Durata Sabdaku Dia Jali.
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Thare Jadi Taku Mu Anai Die Lekhi Hoijae Taha Kahanitie,Sei Kahanira Mu Rajakumari Kahamote Kie Se Karichi Chori?
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Jivana Tuthare Ekaki Basile Smruti Ase Chapi Chapi, Mana Balukare Hajila Kathaku Dhire Dhire Jae Lekhi.
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Chati-te Nathile Premara BhasakuPetaki Padhanta Kuha Go,Premaku Banchai Rakhiba Pain taChatitie Loda Pade Go.

Mana manena mana bhujhe na ,tate dekhiba pain khoje bahana.Tate paiba ku to sange rahiba ku mandire jale mu deepa,to pain lekhe nua nua kabita lekhe nua nua gapa!
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Aakhi palak re tu Suapna jhalak re tu… Mana r kaantha re Aaina kaacha re tate neeti dekhu thai mu…. Kichi v to bina bhala lagena tate jhuri maru thai mu……
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Raati pahigale needa bhangi gale aakhi ki sapna ku bhule,jete dure thile dina beeti gale mana kan tumaku bhule.
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Kahaku kahibi Nijara boli mun nije ta nijara nuhan, jhadeeba phoolathu daalara durata ke kahi pariba kuha.
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Rati pahigale sakala huenee na kholile nija aakhi, kholile ki heba taha na dekhile jaha na huaee dekhi.
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Andhara aasile lagaee manaku paduchhi tumara chhaee, aalua bhitare nije mun andhara tume ba dishiba kahin?
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Pankhata ghuru thila athacha jhaala gumgum hoi bahuthila, tume bijaya ullahsare matithila aau mun parajita hoi banchibara prayasa karuthili.

Happy Labor Day
Let’s celebrate the labor
That built up this great land
From field to field to desk to desk
They built it hand in hand…
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Property is the fruit of labor; property is desirable; it is a positive good in the world.
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Labor disgraces no man; unfortunately, you occasionally find men who disgrace labor….
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If we could all live solitary and without labor, we could all enjoy this ecstasy of independence; since we cannot, its delights are only available to madmen and dictators…
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God give me work, till my life shall end
And life, till my work is done….