SMS Jokes

“Wishing you all the health and happiness in this world on your wedding”
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Wishing you the best of life today and in the days to come.
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Heart filled wishes on your wedding; hoping the best for you two today and forever; happy married life.
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You two are one of the best couples I have ever seen, may God grant you a happy married life!
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May you love and hold each other in the worst of times with trust, faith and belief; hoping the best for you on your auspicious wedding.
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I pray and wish happiness for both of you on your wedding day; I hope you are the ones from the story that says – Happily Ever After
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Cheers! on your wedding, was a great friend to know and I am damn sure that she is gonna keep you smiling, happy and cheerful all your life! Happy married life to you two.
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Wow! you two look so much beautiful together like the doves I saw the other day, I wish you guys all the happiness in this world; happy married life!
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Over the phone: “Hey ! Sorry man I couldn’t be there on your wedding day, but I really feel so happy for you two, heres me wishing you all the best of health, happiness and prosperity for your married life!
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Happy married life to you guys and wishing you all the wealth and prosperity throughout your life; don’t fight!

Life before marriage is AIRTEL
” u can express ur self “.

During honeymoon is RELIANCE-
” Always get in Touch “.

After Honeymoon is HUTCH
” Wherever u go ur wife network follows”.

After one year Life is IDEA
” ur wife can change ur life “.

After 10 years Life is BSNL
” Subscriber is not reachable “?????????

1) So many options: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow & sure!

2) 2 Deafs Are Discussing Their Wives Using Sign Language..
1st : Wht 2 Do When Your Wife Start Complaining ?
2nd :I Stop Listning.
1st How ?
2nd : I Turn Off The Lights

3) Boy: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
Girl: Do you want me to leave?
Boy: NO! Don’t even think about it.
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Of course! Over and over!
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: NO! Why are you even asking?
Girl: Will you kiss me?
Boy: Every chance I get!
Girl: Will you hit me?
Boy: Are you crazy! I’m not that kind of person!
Girl: Can I trust you?
Boy: Yes.
Girl: Darling!
After marriage – - – simply read from bottom to top

4) Love marriages r never success
Cuz they never had a pain
Marriages r made in heaven
Thats true! Cuz i had failed.

5) Man at medical store:I need poison
Chemist: I can’t sell you that
Man shows his marriage certificate
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Chemist: Oh! sorry,
I didn’t knew u had a prescription.