Mallu Jokes SMS


1) A vehicle never puts on its indicator before making a turn.
2) If a vehicle does put its indicator on, the driver is confused about which way to go.
3) If the red light comes on, honk. It helps.
4) If some body jumps a red light, follow the lead.
5) You’ll fail to notice the Khaki only when you have forgotten to take your license with you.
6) All traffic rules can be broken provided you have Rs 350 to give a cop, and a good tongue.
7) If the road looks like a ‘thode’, it probably is.

Raju: “My name is Raju,
wen i was in delhi people call me Rajuji..”
wen i was in chennai people call me Raj..
wen i was in Andhra people call me Rajadu..
wen i was in mumbai people cal me raj bhai..
But
Wen i was in kerala,
the country fellows called
“daa rayappo.. kooii..”
bloody malayalees..

Rajan P.Dev marichappol TVyil randumoonnu divasam adhehathinte Cinema, Murali marichappol adhehathinte Cinema..

Aa”Shakkeela” onnu marichirunnenkil…!

Malayalam SMS Jokes

FLASH NEWS ..! Trivandrum WOMENS COLLEGE bus marinj 25perku parik..!!
Bikil pokunna ‘enne’ kandu ellavarum valathu vashathek neengiyathanu apakadakaranam..

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Undenkil ayachu tharumo?

ACHAN:Aranu kappyare visudhamaya Thirusabhayude Munnil Ninnu Asudha vakkukal parayunnathu KAPPYAR:Athu Etho Thanthayillatha Monanacho ACHAN:Kurbana Onnu Kazhinjotte pundemonte manda Adichu keerum njan…

Name the wonly part of the werld where Malayalis don’t werk hard?
Kerala.

Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?
Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and re-tying the lungi.

Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?
To go to Thoobai, to meet his ungle in the Gelff.

Why do Malayali’s go to the Gelff?
To yearn menney.

What did the Malayali do when the plane caught fire?
He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.

What is a Malayali management graduate called?
Yem Bee Yay.

Why did his wife divorce him?
Because he was louwing another woman.
Who found out that?
His Andy.

What does a Malayali do when he goes to America?
He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.

What does a Malayali use to commute to office everyday?
An Oto.

Who is a Malayali’s famous yeactor end yaectress?
Moghan lal, Mammooti, Geedha, Revadhi, Zilgsmidha end Ambiga.

Why is Kerala the most highly literate state in India?
Its easily giving Degree to get rid of the peapals from Kerala.

Why are Arab countries looking only for Keralites?
They are ready to do yennything for menney.

SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: You should at least send this mail to:
10 Malayalis and you will receive cokknut oil,
20 Malayalis and you will receive bennena chips,
40 Malayalis you will receive appams,
Send this to 100 Malayalis and you will get free land near the rice field behind the lungi factory with additional incentive of a whole month’s supply of cokknut oil and bennena chips free.

Did U know the word “MALAYALAM” spelt back and forward is the same.
That is why we can’t figure out if they are coming or going.

Why did Saddam Hussain attack Kuwait?
He had a Mallu Baby Sitter who always used to Say “KEEP QUWAIT” “KEEP QUWAIT”

Where did the Malayalee study?
In the KOLLAGE.

Why did the Malayalee buy an air-ticket?
To go to Dubai… ZIMBLY to meet his UNGLE and AUNDY in GELF.

Why did the Malayalee do when the Plane caught Fire?
He JEMBED out of the VINDOW.

Why did he go to Rome?
TO hear POPE Music

What does a Malayalee do when he has to stand for the election in Delhi?
He changes his name Madhavan to M.A. DHAWAN.

What does a Malayalee do to stand for the elections in New York?
He changes his name Karunakaran to KEVIN CURREN.

What do you call an Intelligent Mallu?
Pheno-MENON.

What d’you call Sexy looking Mallu?
Debo-NAIR.

Why did the Mallu cross the road?
SIMBLY.

Who was Bruce Lee’s best friend in Malaysia?
Malaya LEE.

What do you call a very rich Malayalee?
Million/Billion NAIR.

How does a Malayalee spell the word ‘MOON’?
YUM – O another O YEN.

How does a Malayalee spell ‘Malayalam’?
YAMM – YAY – YELL – YAY – WHY – YAY – YELL – YAY – YUM.

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