Fri 7 May 2010
Teacher: Tintumon Achaneyum Ammayeyum Entha Vilikunnath?
Tintu: Dadi!!!
Teacher: Randu Pereyum Dadi Enno?
Tintumon; Achane “Da” Ennum.
Ammaye “Di” Ennum..!!
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Tintumonte girl frien: njan lokathile ettavum valiya parvathathinte mukalil kayariyal nee enikku enthu tharum
Tintumon: njan ninakku oru unthu tharam.
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Teacher : Vivaha mochanam undakunnath enthu kond ?
Tintumon : Aalukal vivaham kazhikkunnathu kondu….!
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Tintumon Bakery ile cookinodu : ethra naalayi ningal Jileby undakkan thudangiyittu…?
Cook : 30 Varshamaayi…..entha…?
Tintumon : Ennittu ithu Vattam Chutty vekkkan alllathe Nere undaakkan padichilla alle…kahsttam…!!!
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Tintumon : Ningalde Pashuvinu nalla colour aanallo…
Pathros chettan : Athu Jersy aanu..
Tintumon : oho Jersy aano njan vicharichu athinte original colour aanu ennu
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Tintumon Tuttumonod:
Enikk ninne kanumbol 3 English words orma varunnu.
Tuttumon: what r dey?
Tintumon:
1) Waves
2) Net
3) Fire
Manassilayille
Waves– Ala
Net–Vala
Fire– Thee
“”ALAVALAATHI”
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Tintumon auto driverodu : Town vare pokumo?
Auto Driver : pokum…
Tintumon : ennal thirichu varumbol enikku oru bread vaangichondu varumo???
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Tintumon to Dundumol: Orikkal 3 per vellamadich caril pokukayaayirunnu.
onnaaman 1 peg, randaaman 2nd peg, moonnaaman 3 peg…
avarude vandi accidentil pettitt moonnaaman maatram rakshapettu…
endhu kond?
Dundumol: ???
Tintumon: Darwin’s Theory- Survival Of The Fittest…:)
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Tintumonodu Dundumol: Njan marichal Tintu enthu cheyyum?
Tintumon: Njanum marikkum…
Dundumol: athentha, Tintuvinu njan illathe jeevikkan kazhiyille???
Tintumon: athalledee orupadu santhoshichal heart attack varumenna doctor paranjittullath…
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English sir to students: give some examples using day:
Appukkuttan: Annual Day
Thomasukutty: Birthday
Tintumon: “Enthuvaaday”
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Father watching F.TV.Suddenly tintumon come,
Father : paavappetta kuttikala, dress vaangan polum kashillathavara..
Tintumon : Ithilum paavappettavar vannaal vilikkane acha.!!
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Tintumon ambalattil vazhipad counter Q vil..
Munnile uncle : shambhu, thiruvatira, paalppaayasam.
Tintumon: Hans, break dance, chickenbiriyani…!
Tintu Mon: Dad, there is a small PTA meeting @ school 2mrw..
Dad: Wat do u mean by ‘small’ PTA meeting ?
Tintu Mon: Ya, just u, me & d Principal.!!! 
“Nashtappedaam, Pakshe
Pranayikkathe irikkaruth.” -KamalaSuraya
“pranayikkam pakshe thalayil aavaruth ”
-Prof.Tintumon
Gulfil ninnu Maman:Ninaku entha vendath?
Tintumon:Mobile mathi mamaa
Snehathode maman:NOKIA mathiyo da kutta.?
Tintumon:
Nokiyal porada pattee, Vaanganam !
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Teacher:”sneham kondanu njan ninne thallunnathu ketto…”
Tintu Mon:”enikku teacherodu athiyaya sneham undu…pakshe athonnu prakadippikkan chance kittunnillallo ennalochikkumpozha sangadam…”
January 27th, 2010 at 5:05 pm
very funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.the last one is very very funny
January 30th, 2010 at 4:09 pm
tintu mon superada ante jeevathathil ethrayum chirichittila
February 4th, 2010 at 8:49 pm
very laughty
February 4th, 2010 at 8:52 pm
summa asatartille
February 6th, 2010 at 9:06 pm
The Teacher had asked the class to write an essay about an unusual event that happened during the past week.
Tintumon got up to read his. It began, “My daddy fell in well last week.”
“Good Lord!” the teacher exclaimed. “Is he OK?”
“He must be,” said Tintumon. “He stopped calling for help yesterday.”
February 6th, 2010 at 9:07 pm
Teacher:Ninak eeatavum ishtamulla song ethanu?
Tintu mon: jana gana mana…
Teacher:athentha angane?
Tintu mon: athu padiyal school vidum.!
February 6th, 2010 at 9:09 pm
TEACHER – Your
Chemistry exercise
was bad, I told you
to write it 20 times.
You’ve written it
only 10 times.
Tintumon – Is it ma’am.?
Guess My Maths
is also Bad.!
February 6th, 2010 at 9:11 pm
tintu mon kalakki theliyikkuvalyo…
enikku oru aagraham… tintu mone nerittonu kaananam.
February 6th, 2010 at 9:12 pm
Prove juice=soap
Tintumon: Frm Newtn’s 2nd law,f=ma.
Nw multiply ‘a’ on bth sides.
Then,fa=Maa.
Fa is a soap and maa is juice
Hence proved.
February 6th, 2010 at 9:13 pm
thnx for the good laugh
February 6th, 2010 at 9:14 pm
am asking this again. Anyone know where Tintumon comes from? Would like to meet this ultra-smart kid……
February 7th, 2010 at 7:24 pm
The principal was annoyed by the noise during the assembly program. “There seem to be several idiots in the auditorium this morning,Wouldn’t it be better to hear one at a time?”
Tintumon shouted, “Okay – you start.”
February 7th, 2010 at 7:25 pm
Teacher: Imagine u r a millionaire. Write ur life history.
Tintumon didn’t write.
Teacher: why are you not writing?
Tintumon : I’m waiting 4 my secretary 2 take notes….
February 11th, 2010 at 8:48 pm
Nice one Tintumon Rocks…
February 11th, 2010 at 8:51 pm
Customer : Everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee. How wonderful it would be if you serve me coffee free of cost today.
Tintumon: Sir, everyday you drink coffee from a filled cup. How wonderful it would be if you drink from an empty cup today !!!
February 13th, 2010 at 3:05 pm
super jokes
February 13th, 2010 at 4:46 pm
tinto mon sms rocks.
one day tm coming from school and seems his mother and asking*some text missing*
February 15th, 2010 at 5:16 pm
Amma: Mone…meen vangan poya achan lorry idichu marichu…
Tintu: Saramilla amme…namukku chammanthi kootti choru kazhikkam…
February 18th, 2010 at 12:09 am
what an idea sir g?
Film Star JAYARAM’ nte Veedinu nere aakramanam… JAYARAMINE PHONIL Vilichittu
TINTUMON: TAKE IT EASY…TAKE IT EASY..ChiLLiloru kallu kondal
TAKE EASY
February 19th, 2010 at 9:44 pm
awesome jokes
February 19th, 2010 at 11:03 pm
tintu mon francis allukasinte swarnakkadayil poyi oru kilo swarnam order cheithu pette divasam sales man cash chothichu
Tintu mon: vishwasam athalle ellam
February 20th, 2010 at 3:17 pm
Teacher: “Eee classil mandanmar undenkil ezhunnettu nilku”
Aarum ezhunnettilla. 10 second kazhinjappol Tintumon ezhunnettu.
Teacher: “Oho… Ne mandanano ?”
Tintumon: “Teacher ottakku nilkunnathu kandappol sankadam thonni”
February 20th, 2010 at 6:57 pm
super fantastick tintumon
tintumon went to participate in amazing fact held in japan
japanese: we put fire to the underwater and it didn’t go
americans: we drank about 20 litre water in 10 seconds
tintumon: in our country , when we are playing football one man kicked the ball and it came after a week
when they hear it they all said that it is a lie
tintumon : not only the ball they wrote like these ( if the ball comes to the moon, then the moon won’t give us the ball )
February 21st, 2010 at 10:27 am
tintu mon wants 2 iron his dress.but no current?
what would he do?
tintumon iron boxinte appanu vilichu.appol iron box avanodu choodayi.angane avan dress iron cheythu!!!!!!!!!!!!!
February 23rd, 2010 at 3:18 pm
dude tintu mon is just an imaginary charector
but really gud jokes
February 23rd, 2010 at 7:53 pm
I like to walk in the rain, so noboby sees me crying – Charlie Chaplin.
I like to walk in the fog, so nobody sees me smoking – Tintumon
February 26th, 2010 at 12:07 pm
naughty tintumon……..avante oru thamaasha…ho
iyyooo….tInTuMoN rOcKz….
February 26th, 2010 at 5:57 pm
tintumon thanks
March 4th, 2010 at 11:12 am
im happy that becoz of tintu mon my name is famous. tintumon roks tintu mon ki jai in behalf of all tintus
March 9th, 2010 at 5:59 pm
tintumon the great live looongg!!!!
March 9th, 2010 at 7:11 pm
TINTU MON & PINKIMOL thammil pinangi..
tintu office il ninnu pinki ye phone il vilichu chodichu “innu raathri entha kazhikan..”
pinki:deshyathode “vesham”
tintu: “njan innnu varaan thaamasikkum nee kazhichittu kedanno…”
tintumon cricket kaanan poyi.. avide tintumon te aduthu kavilil indian flag nte sticker otticha oru penkutti vannirunnu tintu mon pinne onnum alojichilla odipoyi a penkuttidee kavilile stickeril oru umma koduthu ennitttu paranju “I LOVE MY COUNTRY…”
March 10th, 2010 at 1:13 pm
thnks…tintumon is an imaginary chrctor cretad by me…on july 2007..i still remmember..i ve gt a sardar as ma class mate…nd once i read a sardar joke..(which was polappifyn at tht time)..he badly said..nt to make fun of them..nd thy r nt such crapzzz..at the momnt me nd ma frnd created this tintumon…nd d first one was dt lkg msg…ending with…’pedikendade namukk nale athine thottilode pokkam”..aftr dt i ve created more thn 200 msgs..bt dr r still cme mre msgs..whr am purly innocent…ny ways…thnks guys…
aravind.nair010@gmail.com
March 12th, 2010 at 1:18 pm
tintumon, it was super joke, when i heard this name we start to laugh….anywahere in front of my boss also!!
March 12th, 2010 at 3:57 pm
The last one is AWESOME !!!!
March 15th, 2010 at 12:50 am
Master Tintu mon is charecter that is being told my innocent(mr. ponjikkara) to dileep( Ramankutty) in the film “kalayana Raman”.
Innocent:”"Njan master tintu mon ningalude makan moonnam classil padikkumbol manjapitham vannu marichathu”
guys thats how tintu mon came into existence
Enjoy tintu mon rocking…………….
March 16th, 2010 at 4:51 pm
Tintu: Im sleep with dad last nit
Tchr corecs hm:no.no.I slept with dad last nit
tintu: oho appo u came aftr njan “slept”.. alle???
March 17th, 2010 at 12:15 pm
tintuuuu mon ur realy great,, great
March 21st, 2010 at 6:47 pm
Teacher to Varun: Varun! What is “Al2 O3″?
Varun: “Alumina”
Then Teacher to Tintu Mon: What is “Fe2 O3″
Tintu Mon: “Filomina”
March 23rd, 2010 at 12:27 pm
tintumon roking , he is the real sms hero…
the one and only hero Tintu mon……….
March 24th, 2010 at 2:10 pm
zoo owner : simhathinte koodu adacho.
tintumon : illa.
zoo owner : athentha.
tintumon : oh! sihathe okke aru pidichondu pokana.
tintumon rocks!…………..
March 24th, 2010 at 2:16 pm
entammoo………..
ee tintumonekkond naan thottu…
chirichu chirichu nan marikum.
hee heeeeeee
March 27th, 2010 at 6:26 pm
hes just superb….
i luv him..
March 27th, 2010 at 8:29 pm
Gulfil ninnu Maman:Ninaku entha vendath?
Tintumon:Mobile mathi mamaa
Snehathode maman:NOKIA mathiyo da kutta.?
Tintumon:
Nokiyal porada pattee, Vaanganam !
March 30th, 2010 at 7:19 pm
Tintumon roadiluda nadannu pokumbol Kaaka tintu monte Thalayil thoori…
Tintumon: Ninak okke shaddy itit nadannudada..
Kaaka: nee okee shaddy itit aanoda thoorunnad.
April 1st, 2010 at 6:04 pm
tintu mon puliyaaaaaaaaaaa
April 1st, 2010 at 9:59 pm
hentammoooooooooooooooooooooo enikku enii chirikkan vayya………………!
April 2nd, 2010 at 10:27 am
ADIPOLI
April 6th, 2010 at 1:13 pm
tintumon and sardarji became friends.
sardarji climbed to a tree . kai choondi kondu paranju evide nindal idukki college kannam. tintumon’ randu kayum vittal medical college kanam.
tintumonte achan sexy fashion tv kanuvayirunnu. tintu ,mon aprathekshamayittu keri vannu. ethena acha evere ethra cheriya udupp ettirikunnath?tintumon asked. chammalode achan evere pavappettavara atha. tintumon; eniyum there pavapetta var verumba enne vilikkane
April 6th, 2010 at 2:07 pm
he is rockinggggggggggggg
April 6th, 2010 at 7:37 pm
oru divasam tintumonu pani pidichu . at the hospital:
doctor: shardhikkan varunnundo?
tintumon: njan varunnilla…doctor poykkollu..
April 8th, 2010 at 6:01 pm
tintu mon is awesome.
English Teacher: “One cute young girl walking on the road”
change this into an exclamatory sentence
Tintumon :”Aliya !!! oru charakk ponada..!!!”
April 8th, 2010 at 6:07 pm
TEACHER: Tintumone, 10 varshm mumb namukku ilaadiruna oru valiya sambhavathinde peru para.
Tintumon: Njan!!
April 8th, 2010 at 6:09 pm
UKGyil padikunna tintumonod LKGyil padikunna Pinkimol:
“I LOV U DA”
Tintumon:Pha..dash mole.!
mottennu viriyatha ninne kettittu njanenthu cheyyana..
April 9th, 2010 at 11:40 am
enna…….comadiyaaaaaaa…..tintu…….engane comody parayo? neeeee……………
April 9th, 2010 at 12:16 pm
ha ha ha tintu is grt
April 10th, 2010 at 11:38 am
I really luv tintu nd his jokes,in a short period of time,he had bcom famous around da world.I am very anxious about his comic nd humorous capacity.really he is wonderful.
let him win continiously all our hearts.may he remain in all f our minds.
April 10th, 2010 at 11:39 am
let’s tintu rocks…………4 Ever…….!
April 10th, 2010 at 1:17 pm
Achan : tintumone ninne njan pallilachanakkamennu nernittundu
Tintu: ayyo acha, njanente mone pallilachanakkan nernnupoyi
April 11th, 2010 at 3:11 pm
I love Tintumon. He is superrrrrrrrrrrr
April 11th, 2010 at 9:22 pm
kollam tintumon, kochan kalakuva, he is marvellous.
April 12th, 2010 at 1:31 pm
superb so so so super. hallo tintu
April 12th, 2010 at 2:11 pm
super tintu mon!!!!!!!!!!!!!we luv u tintu
April 13th, 2010 at 12:41 pm
For the 35th comment in kalyanaraman it is Trintu mon Listen to the dialogue carefully.
April 15th, 2010 at 10:48 pm
adipoly…….. aliya adipoly ayitudu .
April 16th, 2010 at 4:08 am
super tintuuuuuuuuuu
April 16th, 2010 at 6:40 am
very nice tintumon like me onlyyyyyyyyy
April 16th, 2010 at 10:57 am
Just awesome jokes. carryon dear . Expecting more from you .
April 16th, 2010 at 2:45 pm
all messages are super
i like it
thank u titumon
April 16th, 2010 at 5:54 pm
titu mon comady super
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April 20th, 2010 at 2:34 pm
i love da.. Tintumon
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April 20th, 2010 at 10:25 pm
hahaha..haa..haaa..ohhh aaaaa….ha.ha.haoh.v cant control our laugh.
April 22nd, 2010 at 10:25 pm
tintu you really rocks nee enikku janikkande poya makana machooo
April 23rd, 2010 at 8:45 am
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tintu bathroomil olinchu nokkunnad achan kandu
achan : yenthada nokkunnad
tintu : mindalle nammude soap velakkari thekkunnundo yenn nokkuva!!
Tintu fans
April 23rd, 2010 at 9:28 pm
super super super
April 23rd, 2010 at 9:29 pm
amazing&fantastic
April 25th, 2010 at 3:32 pm
tintumon we like u
April 25th, 2010 at 3:34 pm
tintu can i see u
April 25th, 2010 at 5:13 pm
tintumon rockzzz.
April 26th, 2010 at 12:11 am
tintumon u rocks
April 26th, 2010 at 12:13 am
u r superb tintumon
April 26th, 2010 at 12:14 am
u r amazing tintumon
April 26th, 2010 at 7:02 pm
tintu mon and dundumol are in a hotel.
waiter- what do you want
dundumol- i need a plane dosa
tintumon thinks for a while and then said
well! i’ll take helicopter dosa
April 27th, 2010 at 11:04 am
i love u da….
April 27th, 2010 at 3:25 pm
Rape case il petta tintu mon court il
adv:[tintuvinte andiyil pidichu kondu] itrayum cheriya kunna ulla tintumon engane ee madalasaye rape cheyum
tintumon adv cheviyil: vakkeele kooduthal aattanda nammal case thokum
April 27th, 2010 at 3:28 pm
I love tintumon
April 27th, 2010 at 3:29 pm
I love tintumon…
April 27th, 2010 at 8:49 pm
I love tintu bcoz he is very funny
April 29th, 2010 at 6:53 pm
tintumon:enikku avale marakkan kazhiyunillada
dundumon: ninaku avale athrayku ishtamanekil veetil parayu
tintu mon: aa parayam adyam LKG RESULT varatte!!!
tintu mon rockss
April 29th, 2010 at 8:24 pm
tintumon rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 29th, 2010 at 9:08 pm
Tintumon only speaks eng at house ,a conversation between TM &mom , mother u marry the cow i will rotate it ,he meant (amma pasuvine kett, nyan karakam) |pls leave ur comment 2 my id vivekcsktm@gmail or vivekcsktm@yahoo,long live Tintu Mon ,
April 29th, 2010 at 10:40 pm
thoongimarikkan poya tintu kayaru potti nilath veenu……..”che naasham ippol nilath veenu chathene……
May 2nd, 2010 at 3:35 pm
In d midle f skul tour at n8
tintumon started crying
teacher:wat hpnd tintumon
tintumon: eniku aarude enkilum pokilil kai idathe urangan pattilla
teacher: saaramilla mon ente pokilil kai ittolu
nxt mrng
teacher:ayye tintu ne pattiche njan ente poorane tintu nu kai idan thanathu
tintumon: podi poori njanum pattiche njanittathu ente kunna aanee
May 2nd, 2010 at 8:33 pm
machuuuu…………super daaaaa…..
May 2nd, 2010 at 10:36 pm
tintumon in the class ……..
teacher-newton discovered gravity on earth when an apple fell on his head.now children tell me why there is no gravity on moon
tintumon- because there are no apples on moon
May 2nd, 2010 at 10:39 pm
techer- dundu,go and find america in the map
dundumol- here it is
teacher- good
now class who discovered america
tintumon-dundmol
May 3rd, 2010 at 8:59 pm
tintu mone. thallay evean allu puliya.
May 4th, 2010 at 1:22 pm
Tintu mon Keep up the good work!!!!!
May 4th, 2010 at 2:06 pm
tintu mon puliya
May 4th, 2010 at 10:54 pm
I like you tintumon
May 4th, 2010 at 11:19 pm
Tintumon sabarimalayil poyi kootam thetti. anweshna counteril ethiya tintu mon:swaami saranam Ente koode vanna 39 pere kaanunilla”
counteril irikunna aal: 39 pere kanan illeno!!!!
Tintumon: pinne njaan entha pareyendethu ene kanan illeno?!
May 6th, 2010 at 10:48 pm
Superb tintu..i love him..can u marry me..? My num 9846003059. Send me msgs.
May 7th, 2010 at 1:17 am
superb jokes…hmmmm…..
karil povukayayirunna achan tintu monodu:indicator kathunnundooo ?
tintu mon :und…illa….und….illa….und…illla..und…illaa…..
May 8th, 2010 at 10:42 pm
hai FRIENDS here a little message
Hi, i’m tintumon PK.
Studing in LKG in potakuzhi schol.
Me lost my “rubber vecha pencil”.
I very luv d pencil. No pencil, no copy writing.
Teachr sure “thanthakku vili”.
One pencil many uses like “cheviyil idal”, kuthi varakkal”, etc..
My thantha koolipanikkaran. Always in shapz. Putting vaalz.
The pencil cost Rs 3.
i do not know u but u forwrd this msg i get 10 paisa frm world bank.
U have heart, plz fwd to atleast 10 ppl.
My life in ur hand
May 9th, 2010 at 1:43 am
adyamayi planil kayeriya tintumon airhostesinodu
“plane full tank aano?”
airhostess “yes sir, why you asked?”
tintumon seatil chaarikidanukondu: petrol theernal edekku vechu thallendi varumo ennariyana
May 9th, 2010 at 1:53 am
vazhiyorathu gum vilikunna aal
“enthu pottiyalum ottichu tharum kadenu varu
kadenu varu”
tintu mon” padakam pottiyal ottichu tharumo?”
May 9th, 2010 at 2:04 am
teacher:”whos mary’s son”
[tintu dundumole pencilu kondu kuthy]
dundu mol:”jeasus”!!
teacher:”good”
teacher”who was borned in dec 25?”
[tintu pinneyum dundumole pencilukondu kuthy]
dundumol”jeasus”
teacher “very good”
teacher”wht was gadhari told dritharashter after her 101th child?”
tintu pinneyum kuthanaayi pencilkondu chennu appol dundumol
“ene kuthanayi athum pokkipidichonduvannal ammachiyane sathyam njaanathu odichu kalayum”
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tintumon veetil irunnu padikkukayirnu”pasu oru santha mrigamanu
santha mrigamanu
santha mrigamanu”
ithu ketta velakari”PHAA NINTE THALLEYADA MRIGAM”
nallethu cheythalum kuttam tintumonu
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tintumon”appurathe veetukaar enne daivamayitta kaanunne”
amma”athu ninnodaru parenju?”
tintu”njaan chennapo averu pareya DAIVAME NEE PINEEM VANNO!!!! ennu”
May 9th, 2010 at 2:13 am
busil kayeriya madhama tintumonte kaalil ariyathe chavitty
madhama” i am sorry….really sorry”
tinumon”i am mon.. tintu mon”
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teacher”what is your fathers name?”
sasikuttan:T.V krishnan
chinju mol:A C Abraham
tintu mon”FRIDGE sasi ini njaanyittu enthina kurekuneth”
May 9th, 2010 at 9:28 am
TINTUMON goes to library and asks 4 a book ‘PSYCO THE RAPIST’ The librarian searches 4 few times,while comes back slaps and says idiot, the book is called ‘Psycotherapist’
May 10th, 2010 at 2:14 pm
u are the best tintumon
May 12th, 2010 at 10:41 am
tintumonrocks
May 12th, 2010 at 11:01 pm
KINDIMON lost his right hand on an accident…, going for suicide in sea.
There he saw TINTUMON(with no hands) laughing
KINDIMON: I lost my 1 hand, so sad, going 2 suicide. why r u so happy withno hands?
TINTUMON: What else should i do, can’t u see an ant biting on my back for last 1 hour
May 15th, 2010 at 10:51 pm
super star tintumon
May 16th, 2010 at 12:35 am
hei tintu U r my SUPERSTAR
May 21st, 2010 at 2:54 am
Teacher- y r u laughing??
Dundumon- i saw i strip of ur bra…
Teacher- shut up and get out from the class for
for 1 week
Teacher- hey y r u laughing?
student- i saw both strip of ur bra..
Teacher- shut up and get out from the class
for 1 month..
SUDDENLY THE TEACHER CROUCHED TO TAKE A FALLEN PIECE OF CHALK
tintumon started walking out of the class
Teacher- teacher where r u going???
tintumon- i think my school days r over
May 22nd, 2010 at 12:01 pm
Superb da……………………!
Ennu Orupadu chirichu.
May 22nd, 2010 at 9:16 pm
ADIPOLI ALIYA ADIPOLI!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111
May 27th, 2010 at 3:00 am
Tintu Mon: Amme, enikkoru aniyathiye venam.
Amma: Eda, ninte achan gulfilalle, achan varatte…
Tintu Mon: Athu pattilla, achan varumbol oru surprise aakatte.
May 27th, 2010 at 8:28 pm
ore divasam classil
teacher:ee lokathe ore kanpola mathram adche uranghunna jeevi undoo??
tintu mon : unde…
teacher : hh ateta aa jeevi
tintu mon : ente ammooma , ammooma inne ravila achanode parayunnate kettu innale ore pola kanee adachittillanne…………
May 29th, 2010 at 6:56 pm
tintumon rocks…
Wat r u looking?
Veeduvekkanavishyamaya ella type para, machine kallukalkum sameepikuka.
Tintumon rocks
May 30th, 2010 at 4:08 am
ee tindumone neril kandenkil?
May 30th, 2010 at 12:28 pm
Advertisement: “Onam offer, RS 1000 inu enthu medichaalum oru saree free”
Adutha divasam kadayil valiya bhahalam, Tintumon 1000 rupees inu change vanghi ennittu saree venam ennu.
May 31st, 2010 at 11:46 am
ayyye thallipoliiii
June 2nd, 2010 at 1:43 am
nice and funny tintumon rockssssssssss
June 5th, 2010 at 9:44 am
tintumon
i am bigger than you enikku ninne boyfrienday venam chirichu chirichu njan marikkum i love your jokes
June 7th, 2010 at 7:52 pm
titumon z awesome……….v luv tintu……..TINTUMON RokZZZ
June 8th, 2010 at 9:11 pm
teacher:i saw a film yesterday . translate this into malayalam
tintumon:njan innele oru A padam kandu
ha ha luv tintumon
June 8th, 2010 at 9:11 pm
teacher:i saw a film yesterday . translate this into malayalam
tintumon:njan innele oru A padam kandu
June 9th, 2010 at 11:20 pm
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June 11th, 2010 at 12:16 pm
You r awesome dear Tintu
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June 12th, 2010 at 1:52 pm
super daaaaaaa
June 12th, 2010 at 8:04 pm
luv ya tintu!!!
June 13th, 2010 at 11:07 am
Tintumon, the man with great ambition, great thoughts.
Next James Bond 007 film: TINTUMON as Hero with Angelina Joulie as actress
TINTUMON in 2022: American President.
TINTUMON Kids: TITTUMON & TINTYMOL.
June 13th, 2010 at 2:32 pm
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June 14th, 2010 at 3:48 pm
chakkare tintu kuttaaaa u rocking machuuuuuuu
June 16th, 2010 at 9:04 am
Da tintu u r awsome!!
June 23rd, 2010 at 11:57 am
TIN2 SUPEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRR
June 24th, 2010 at 10:37 am
I LOVE U DEAR
U NO I LIVE NO
I LOVE U I COME RED SHIRT
U LOVE ME U COME RED FROCK
I COME UNDER MANGO TREE
U COME MANGO TREE
U NO COME I WILL JUMP TRAIN
FROM
TINTUMON
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TO
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June 26th, 2010 at 3:42 pm
tha last onez really funny…
June 28th, 2010 at 1:16 pm
nice and funny tintumon jokes
July 1st, 2010 at 1:39 pm
very good jock and very good hummerin tintuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
July 1st, 2010 at 4:53 pm
Tin2 mon oru 100 varsham jeevikatte….
July 2nd, 2010 at 3:10 pm
tintumon and father are in a funeral house.
tintu is contstantly laughing.
FATHER: Enthada chirikkane???
TINTUMON: Mookil panni vechaal aara marikathathu??!!
July 3rd, 2010 at 7:14 pm
tintu mon wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11 cr
after deducting tax.
Angry tintu mon : “Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.!
July 4th, 2010 at 12:08 pm
hahahahahahah…………….great jokes
July 5th, 2010 at 12:00 pm
tintu he rocks it very much
July 5th, 2010 at 9:32 pm
super tintu,well done!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!……………..
July 7th, 2010 at 2:27 am
teacher:what is an autibiography
tintumon:an auto’s life story
teacher:why did the statue of liberty stands in london?
tintumon:because it can’t sit
July 8th, 2010 at 9:21 pm
sho enikku vayya
ellavarum enthina enne ingane pukaythunnath
July 8th, 2010 at 10:11 pm
News: “Azhimathiyil Keralathinu Randam Sthanam”
TINTUMON: ithil entho azhimathiyund illenkil namukku onnam sthanam kittendathanu….
Tintu’s teacher sent a message to him.”I MISS U”…
Tintu thinked for for a long time and replied to teacher- “I STUDENT YOU”
July 11th, 2010 at 4:19 pm
tintumon aara mon……..aliya chathikalle……..ingane enniku chirikkan vaiyya………
July 12th, 2010 at 11:02 pm
Enthade machu ne thakarku vanallo….
July 14th, 2010 at 8:51 pm
Teacher:5+3 ethraya?
Beeran: enik
Ariyathilla teacher.
Teacher:manda 5+3=8 anenu arinjukoode?
Beeran: nee alledi innale paranjath 4+4 aanu 8 nnu..
July 16th, 2010 at 9:49 am
Hi friends.i m a big fan of tintumon. I wish to share tintumon jokes .updates wil send u.9995889184. Sanju
July 16th, 2010 at 7:39 pm
tintumon is amazing
July 16th, 2010 at 7:41 pm
we are the fans of tintumenon
jyothish
nandu
anandu
ajin
chinthu
July 16th, 2010 at 7:43 pm
English sir to students: give some examples using day:
Appukkuttan: Annual Day
Thomasukutty: Birthday
Tintumon: “Enthuvaaday
July 16th, 2010 at 7:45 pm
Tintumon : Ningalde Pashuvinu nalla colour aanallo…
Pathros chettan : Athu Jersy aanu..
Tintumon : oho Jersy aano njan vicharichu athinte original colour aanu ennu
July 17th, 2010 at 1:46 pm
wonderfool……………………….
July 17th, 2010 at 1:46 pm
what a foooooooooooooooooooool…………
July 22nd, 2010 at 11:21 pm
tintu mon is great . He rokzzzzzzzzzz
July 22nd, 2010 at 11:34 pm
tintu rokzzzzz! i love him
July 22nd, 2010 at 11:43 pm
soososoosososos funny character …. tintu mon.. i love him
July 23rd, 2010 at 3:19 pm
tintumon’s granpa died
he went 2 d newspaper office
officer:oru wordnu 50 paisa
tintumon:granpa died
officer:pattilla,minimum 5 words venam
tintumon:granpa died wheelchair for sale…..
July 23rd, 2010 at 7:54 pm
what a comedy yarrr…
July 23rd, 2010 at 9:38 pm
ENTHADA CHIRIKKUNNATH? NJAN SERIUSAA….
VISIT ME AT: jokes.tintu@gmail.com
July 25th, 2010 at 7:35 am
supper
July 28th, 2010 at 9:37 pm
Home work cheyyathathinu teaher tintumonte buttocks inu nannayi thalli. Veetil kannadikku munnil adyamayi thante buttocks kanunna tintu mon: “Nayinte mol adichu randu piece aakkikkalanju”
July 29th, 2010 at 12:02 pm
ayyoo…ente jeevathathil nyan egane chirichittillee…. ha..ha..
July 30th, 2010 at 8:45 pm
I LUV TINTOOOO…
BY,
FASISM.grp
F.aris rehm
A.fsal
S.afwan
I.drees
S.uhail
M.ohamed
July 30th, 2010 at 8:59 pm
ADIPOLI JOKES KUTTAN “TINTO MON”THE SMA£É$T JÒKÉ$ KUTTY IN WORLD
ADIPOLIIIIIIII……..!!!!!
August 2nd, 2010 at 2:29 pm
I JUZT LUV TINTUMON…….MWAHHHHH……..!!!!!!!
U ROK………….MANN………I WANNA C U
August 3rd, 2010 at 2:15 pm
TINTUMONE NEE SUPERAADA…U MADE ME LAUGH WEN I WAS SAD….THANK U SO……..MUCHHHH DA..
August 5th, 2010 at 4:18 pm
Teacher:Ninak eeatavum ishtamulla song ethanu?
Tintu mon: jana gana mana…
Teacher:athentha angane?
Tintu mon: athu padiyal school vidum.!
August 7th, 2010 at 10:50 am
dundumon-njan chess kalikan pova.ninaku kalikanariyamo?
Tintumon-kalikan ariyavonna..ne groundileku pokko.njan poyi shoe ittu varam.
August 7th, 2010 at 10:54 am
dundumon-njan chess kalikan pova.ninaku kalikanariyamo?
Tintumon-kalikan ariyavonna..ne groundileku pokko.njan poyi shoe ittu varam.
August 7th, 2010 at 4:02 pm
u are super tintu……