Sun 8 Nov 2009
Tintumon ambalattil vazhipad counter Q vil..
Munnile uncle : shambhu, thiruvatira, paalppaayasam.
Tintumon: Hans, break dance, chickenbiriyani…!
Tintu Mon: Dad, there is a small PTA meeting @ school 2mrw..
Dad: Wat do u mean by ’small’ PTA meeting ?
Tintu Mon: Ya, just u, me & d Principal.!!! 
“Nashtappedaam, Pakshe
Pranayikkathe irikkaruth.” -KamalaSuraya
“pranayikkam pakshe thalayil aavaruth ”
-Prof.Tintumon
Gulfil ninnu Maman:Ninaku entha vendath?
Tintumon:Mobile mathi mamaa
Snehathode maman:NOKIA mathiyo da kutta.?
Tintumon:
Nokiyal porada pattee, Vaanganam !
January 27th, 2010 at 5:05 pm
very funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.the last one is very very funny
January 30th, 2010 at 4:09 pm
tintu mon superada ante jeevathathil ethrayum chirichittila
February 4th, 2010 at 8:49 pm
very laughty
February 4th, 2010 at 8:52 pm
summa asatartille
February 6th, 2010 at 9:06 pm
The Teacher had asked the class to write an essay about an unusual event that happened during the past week.
Tintumon got up to read his. It began, “My daddy fell in well last week.”
“Good Lord!” the teacher exclaimed. “Is he OK?”
“He must be,” said Tintumon. “He stopped calling for help yesterday.”
February 6th, 2010 at 9:07 pm
Teacher:Ninak eeatavum ishtamulla song ethanu?
Tintu mon: jana gana mana…
Teacher:athentha angane?
Tintu mon: athu padiyal school vidum.!
February 6th, 2010 at 9:09 pm
TEACHER – Your
Chemistry exercise
was bad, I told you
to write it 20 times.
You’ve written it
only 10 times.
Tintumon – Is it ma’am.?
Guess My Maths
is also Bad.!
February 6th, 2010 at 9:11 pm
tintu mon kalakki theliyikkuvalyo…
enikku oru aagraham… tintu mone nerittonu kaananam.
February 6th, 2010 at 9:12 pm
Prove juice=soap
Tintumon: Frm Newtn’s 2nd law,f=ma.
Nw multiply ‘a’ on bth sides.
Then,fa=Maa.
Fa is a soap and maa is juice
Hence proved.
February 6th, 2010 at 9:13 pm
thnx for the good laugh
February 6th, 2010 at 9:14 pm
am asking this again. Anyone know where Tintumon comes from? Would like to meet this ultra-smart kid……
February 7th, 2010 at 7:24 pm
The principal was annoyed by the noise during the assembly program. “There seem to be several idiots in the auditorium this morning,Wouldn’t it be better to hear one at a time?”
Tintumon shouted, “Okay – you start.”
February 7th, 2010 at 7:25 pm
Teacher: Imagine u r a millionaire. Write ur life history.
Tintumon didn’t write.
Teacher: why are you not writing?
Tintumon : I’m waiting 4 my secretary 2 take notes….
February 11th, 2010 at 8:48 pm
Nice one Tintumon Rocks…
February 11th, 2010 at 8:51 pm
Customer : Everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee. How wonderful it would be if you serve me coffee free of cost today.
Tintumon: Sir, everyday you drink coffee from a filled cup. How wonderful it would be if you drink from an empty cup today !!!
February 13th, 2010 at 3:05 pm
super jokes
February 13th, 2010 at 4:46 pm
tinto mon sms rocks.
one day tm coming from school and seems his mother and asking*some text missing*
February 15th, 2010 at 5:16 pm
Amma: Mone…meen vangan poya achan lorry idichu marichu…
Tintu: Saramilla amme…namukku chammanthi kootti choru kazhikkam…
February 18th, 2010 at 12:09 am
what an idea sir g?
Film Star JAYARAM’ nte Veedinu nere aakramanam… JAYARAMINE PHONIL Vilichittu
TINTUMON: TAKE IT EASY…TAKE IT EASY..ChiLLiloru kallu kondal
TAKE EASY
February 19th, 2010 at 9:44 pm
awesome jokes
February 19th, 2010 at 11:03 pm
tintu mon francis allukasinte swarnakkadayil poyi oru kilo swarnam order cheithu pette divasam sales man cash chothichu
Tintu mon: vishwasam athalle ellam
February 20th, 2010 at 3:17 pm
Teacher: “Eee classil mandanmar undenkil ezhunnettu nilku”
Aarum ezhunnettilla. 10 second kazhinjappol Tintumon ezhunnettu.
Teacher: “Oho… Ne mandanano ?”
Tintumon: “Teacher ottakku nilkunnathu kandappol sankadam thonni”
February 20th, 2010 at 6:57 pm
super fantastick tintumon
tintumon went to participate in amazing fact held in japan
japanese: we put fire to the underwater and it didn’t go
americans: we drank about 20 litre water in 10 seconds
tintumon: in our country , when we are playing football one man kicked the ball and it came after a week
when they hear it they all said that it is a lie
tintumon : not only the ball they wrote like these ( if the ball comes to the moon, then the moon won’t give us the ball )
February 21st, 2010 at 10:27 am
tintu mon wants 2 iron his dress.but no current?
what would he do?
tintumon iron boxinte appanu vilichu.appol iron box avanodu choodayi.angane avan dress iron cheythu!!!!!!!!!!!!!
February 23rd, 2010 at 3:18 pm
dude tintu mon is just an imaginary charector
but really gud jokes
February 23rd, 2010 at 7:53 pm
I like to walk in the rain, so noboby sees me crying – Charlie Chaplin.
I like to walk in the fog, so nobody sees me smoking – Tintumon
February 26th, 2010 at 12:07 pm
naughty tintumon……..avante oru thamaasha…ho
iyyooo….tInTuMoN rOcKz….
February 26th, 2010 at 5:57 pm
tintumon thanks
March 4th, 2010 at 11:12 am
im happy that becoz of tintu mon my name is famous. tintumon roks tintu mon ki jai in behalf of all tintus
March 9th, 2010 at 5:59 pm
tintumon the great live looongg!!!!
March 9th, 2010 at 7:11 pm
TINTU MON & PINKIMOL thammil pinangi..
tintu office il ninnu pinki ye phone il vilichu chodichu “innu raathri entha kazhikan..”
pinki:deshyathode “vesham”
tintu: “njan innnu varaan thaamasikkum nee kazhichittu kedanno…”
tintumon cricket kaanan poyi.. avide tintumon te aduthu kavilil indian flag nte sticker otticha oru penkutti vannirunnu tintu mon pinne onnum alojichilla odipoyi a penkuttidee kavilile stickeril oru umma koduthu ennitttu paranju “I LOVE MY COUNTRY…”
March 10th, 2010 at 1:13 pm
thnks…tintumon is an imaginary chrctor cretad by me…on july 2007..i still remmember..i ve gt a sardar as ma class mate…nd once i read a sardar joke..(which was polappifyn at tht time)..he badly said..nt to make fun of them..nd thy r nt such crapzzz..at the momnt me nd ma frnd created this tintumon…nd d first one was dt lkg msg…ending with…’pedikendade namukk nale athine thottilode pokkam”..aftr dt i ve created more thn 200 msgs..bt dr r still cme mre msgs..whr am purly innocent…ny ways…thnks guys…
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