Funny SMS & SMS Jokes

Teacher : 2010 commonwealth games kondu namukku enthu gunam undaayi……….?
Tintumon : adutha varsham october 3nam theeyathi schoolinu avathi aayirikkum teacherey……….?
Teacher : athengane tintu……..?
Tintumon : COMMON WEALTH SHAME DAY…….!!!!!

Sasi-” neeyanalle tintumon…nee valiya hero aanennu kettu…ee palari vattam sasi oru idi idichal nee
chammandhi aayi pogum”
Tintumon-” mone sasi…ninne njan manasu vachonnu idichal pinne ninne GOOGLE il search cheydhal
polum kittilla…nee ivide pudhiya aala alle…adhu konda ninakku ariyathadhu….. ”

Doctor:”ninakkariyo???ella fruitinte tholiyilum vitamins und…..ninakkethu fruit aanishtam??”
Tintu:”Thenga”

Tintumon : Acho njan kanakku pareeksha kazhinju varikaya, enikku kumbasaarikkanam.!
Achan : Pareekshakku nee copy adicho mone?
Tintumon : Illacho, thettu cheythal kumbasaarikkanam ennalle achan parayarullath…Njan cheytha kanakku muzhuvanum tettaa…!

Teacher : Ithrayum neram njan padippichathil ninnum enthu manassilaayi?
Tintumon : Vaikunneram theerchayaayum tutionu pokanamennu manassilaayi.!!!

Nee enne marannu thudangumpol
oru sms ayo miss cal ayo njan ninte ormakalilek kadannu varum.
Ormakal oru bharam akillankil mathram..
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Parakkunna chithra shalabhatinte vidarunna chirakukal pole,
Thudikkunna hridayathil udhikkunna vikaramanu
‘SNEHAM’
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mizhikalil niraye varanda swapnangal anenkilum…
ormayil nee varumbol…
ullilevideyo peythu thornnoru
mazhayude marmaram….
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Nulli novichal athinte vedhana kurachu nimisham mathrame undaku..
but Snehichu novichal athinte vedhana oru janmam muzhuvan undakum..
i lov u…
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Piriyan samayamayo..?
Piriyukayano nammal..?
Urunda ee bhoomiyil nammal ennenkilum kanum..
Annu annu nee enne marakkumo?

Oru pakshe nee ettavum kooduthal snehikunnavaril njan undakilla…but onnund njan snehikunnavaril ennum nee onnamathanu
good night & sweet drms.

Ormakalakunna manasinte kanakku
pusthakathil
Souhridathinte
mashi puranda
thaalukalil
nee ennum mayathe marayathe undavum”..!

Lokathil ettavum valiyathu enthanu?
“AKASAM”
No.
“AANA”
No.
“PUZHA”
No.
“KADAL”
No..No.

Pinne enthanu?

Ninteyoke
Onakka
Mobililekku
SMS
Ayakuna ente “manasu”

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Dhayavu cheythu ee sms ellavarkkum pass cheyyu. O+ve blood ulla oralkku vendi

3 bottle . . . . . . . . . beer venam. Ithiri acharum. Plz forwad, its emergency..

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Ethrayum sneham niranja ente suhruthinu,Njan ayakunna msgukal chilapol ningalku munpu kitiyatho ningal eniku ayachatho ayi thonniyal athu ninglude thonal alla.bcz eniku msg undakunna factory onnumilla puthiyathu undaki tharan,ullathu ayakum,Mathramalla freemsgs muzhuvan eniku puzhungi thinnaan pattillalo sahakarikuka.

Chila.ishtangal anganeyanu.ariyathe.ariyathe nammal ishtappet pokum onnu mindaan oppam nadakkaan manas vallathe kothikkum.ennal ellaam verutheyanennu thirichariyumbol.nammal.aa.ishtathe manasil kuzhichu moodum.pinneed .Eppozhenkilum oru thulli kannuneerinte nanavode aa ishtathe nammal orkum..
apozhum hridayam vallade kothikum..

aval/avan entethayirunenkil…”
Gud ni8 . . . .

Days pass,
Nights pass,
Years pass,
Months pass,
Hours pass,
Minutes &
Seconds pass.
But nammal
matram onnum
Passavunilla.
Athentha aliya
Angane?

“Frndshiple marakanavatha chila nimishangal
-Frndznte kayil pidich nadakunath..
-Frndznte fud kazhikunath..
-Frndz karayumbol namude kannum ariyathe nirayunath..
-Frndznodoppam naadu chuttunath..
-Avasanam e msg vayikumbol ente frndzinum ayakkanamenu thonnunnath..!
yes!.
Frndshp alwayz rockzz.
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Evideyo janichavar.
Evideyo valarnnavar..
Enno kandumutti
ENGO poymaranjavar.
Iniyorikkalum marikkatha hridayamiduppukkal.
so Don’t miss Ur
“FRIENDS”..
Good MORNING

Orkanam ennilla. Marakathirunnal mathi

Snehikanam ennilla, Verukathirunnal mathi

Adukanam ennilla, Akalathirunnal mathi

Vilikanamennilla, SMS Ayachalum mathi;-)

“Everyone wants change,
but no one brings it by themselves. ..”

great lines said by..

SASI
-KSRTC bus conductor..
:-D
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Kathirippinte sukam kanathirikkumbozhulla nombaram kandittum nilkathe pokumbozhulla vedana kittiyalulla anuboothy athanu KSRTC Bus

Just chill..