Funny SMS & SMS Jokes

Oru Penkuty Ninakoru Romantic msg ayachal
Avalk Ninne orupad ishtamanennu chinthikunnathinu
Pakaram Avalkaa msg aarayachu ennu chinthikuka! ~Tintumon

Pinnitta vazhikal enthum ayikkotte,
athiloode thirichu pokaruthu.
bcoz..
‘Aaa “pin” enganum kondu kaalu murinjalo!’. ~Tintumon

Nashtappedam pakshe pranayikkathirikkaruth. – Kamala Surayya
Pranayikkam pakshe thalayil aavaruth.! ~Master Tintumon

Oru karym Chothichotte?
allengil venda..
chothikkam alle?
chothikkatte?
Dracula Chappathi Thinnumo?
`
Tintu Mon’u Teacher
Oru Message Aychu ‘i
miss you’.
Tintu Mon Kure Neram
Aalojichu. Ennitt
Thirichu Avan oru
Message Teacher’k
Ayachu
“I Student You”
`
Friend: Tintoo.. Nee
Enthina Karayunnath?
Tintu Mon: Edaa Nhaan
kallu kudichath Avale
Marakkanaanu.
Friend: Aare?
Tintu Mon: Aare Ennu
Enikku Orma
Kittunnilla!
Athaa Nhaan
Karayunnath…
`
In an airport,
Lady: Hello sir,
Moothram Ozhikkunna
Sthalam onnu
Kaanichu Tharumo?
Tintu Mon: Ambadi
Pulusu,Avalude oru
Aagraham..
aadyam Nee
Kaanikkoo, Ennittu
Nhaan Kaanikkaam..
`
Sales man to tintu:-
“Sir, Urumbinulla powder veno?”
Tintu:-
“Venda. Innu powder vangi koduthal nale urumb lipstik chodikum”

Ethra akale ayirunnalum ente suhrthukkal
ennum ente
hrdayathil undayirikkum.
Bcoz,
ente hrdayam suhrthukalude lokamaanu.
I miss u friends…

Pulariyude Ponkiranagal
Kanpeelikale
Melle
ThotunarthumPol
Orupadu Mohagalum Swapnagalum Nalki Oru Pon
“Prabatham Koodi”

“SUBHADINAM”

Mizhikalil niraye varanda swapnangal anenkilum…
ormayil nee varumbol…
ullilevideyo peythu thornnoru
mazhayude marmaram….
`
Parakkunna chithra shalabhatinte vidarunna chirakukal pole,
Thudikkunna hridayathil udhikkunna vikaramanu
‘SNEHAM’
`
Nee enne marannu thudangumpol
oru sms ayo miss cal ayo njan ninte ormakalilek kadannu varum.
Ormakal oru bharam akillankil mathram..
`
Oru pakshe nee ettavum kooduthal snehikunnavaril njan undakilla…but onnund njan snehikunnavaril ennum nee onnamathanu…
`
Ormakalakunna manasinte kanakku
pusthakathil
Souhridathinte
mashi puranda
thaalukalil
nee ennum mayathe marayathe undavum”..!
`
Iniyoru janmamundenkil ninakai mathram njan kathirikam
Nin viral thumbukal meettumoru anuraga ganamai…
`
Nulli novichal athinte vedhana kurachu nimisham mathrame undaku..
but Snehichu novichal athinte vedhana oru janmam muzhuvan undakum..
i lov u…

Tintumon: Acha, Oru divasam Oru Aana Vazhiyarikil 3 apple kandu
Aana athil onnu mathrame thinnullu … Enthukondu?
Achan : ariyilla mone..
Tintumon : Athil rand apple plastic aayirunnu
`
Science Teacher: Tintumone … Motta tharunna moonu jeevikalude peru parayamo?
Tintumon: Pinnentha…Parayaloo… daa pidicho…;-)
Malayalam Teacher, Maths Teacher & Science Teacher!!!
`
Tintumon : Dad, my friend Rajesh failed in the half yearly exam.
Dad : Nothing new in it. Its only because of Rajesh’s father. He is totally careless about his kids studies.
Tintumon : Yes yes …..
Dad, ……me too failed in the half yearly exam.
`
Maths Teacher : Do this simple claculation. Multiply 2789 with 4893 and then divide that result with 82. Then add the result with 9278.
What answer you will get?
Tintumon : Wrong Answer.
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Teacher : Which is the best thing to place over a Christmas Cake?
Tintumon : No doubt … its Teeth.

Manju veena Jerusalem veedhikalum,
Oleev pookkunna parvatha nirakalum
kaathirikunnathu ini varan pokunna
x’ mas raavukaleyanu

Happy X’mass in Advance..

Novum nombarangalum bakiyaya divasangal vidaparayumbol.. Akaleyevideyo pratheekshayude kiranangal thediyulla prayanamanu jeevitham………!!!
`
snehichu theeratha athmakalkku vendi
sneham pankuveykkunna hrudayanagalkku vendi
viraha vedana anubhavikkunna manasukalkku vendi
Pranaya swapnangalil paari nadakkunna ina paravakalkkuvendi..
Let me be the first person to wish you a Happy Valentine’s Day.
`
Snehikkunnavar arum snehichu thudangunna nimishathil avar piriyunna nimishathe orkkarilla but piriyunna nimishathil snehichu thudangiya nimishathe orthupokum.
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A super lines 4 my ….
“kanakathin bhaaram enthinu..,
ente pranayam nin aabharanam allayo…
Nilaykaatha dhanam enthinu,
ninte madiyil en kanmanikal illayo ”
`
Cool friendshipinteyum
Hot loveinteyum
Vazhiyiloode pokunna ella
Love Birdsukalkkum ente
Happy Valentine’s Day

Nanmayudeyum
Snehathinteyum..
sahodaryathinteyum
oru puthu valsaramkudi varavaayi
Sneham niranja “PUTHU VALSARA ASHAMSAKAL”
`
Hi,
Adutha maasam
njan povukayanu,
Ini orikkalum varilla…
Ennennekkumayi yathra parayunnu…
Avasanamayi onnu chodichottae..
Ishtamayirunno Ennae..?

SNEHATHODE…
.
.
.
.
“2010″
Welcome “2011″
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Samadhanavum santhoshavum niranja
oru puthuvarshathe namukkonnai varavelkkam
Puthuvathsarasamsakal….
`
Puthan pretheekshakalumayi
oru puthuvarsham koodi aduthethi..
nammude manassu niraye
thenpole madhurikkuna kinavukal..
ava panineer poo pole presannamanu…
Puthuvathsarasamsakal..

Ormakal Koodu Kootiya manasinte Thalir chillayil,
Ponnin niramulla Orayiram Ormakalumayi,
oru Chingam koodi varavayi.
Othiri snehathode Orayiram
“Chingam Asamsakal”