Sat 24 Dec 2011
Only 842 girls left 4 evry 1000 boys. Save Girls,we can save d Tigers later. Pulikale veno atho Kilikale veno?
“Save Girls Welfare Project”
Malayalam SMS
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Sun 4 Dec 2011
Adutha sundayil free aano ??
ente koode church vare onnu varumo ?
pallile achan paranju ini chellumbol oru kurishu
konduvaranamennu….varille….plz….!
Sat 18 Jun 2011
Tintumon- ”amme innu purathoonnu food kazhikamenna achan parayunne”
Amma- ”endhada veetile food inu ruchi pore..madutho?
Tintumon- ”adhalla…innu paathram kazhugan achanu mood illannu….”
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Tintumon- ”ee pennungalude swabavam pidi kittaneyilla”
Jintappan- ”endho patiyeda?
Tintumon- ”oru penninodu avalude vayasu chodhichal kadichu keeran varum…ennu vachu avalude birthday enganum ariyadhe marannu poyal…adhode bandhavum pogum… endhu cheyyumennu nokkane..”
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Pinkymol :birthday cake l mezhukthirikal veikkunnathendina?
Tintu:current poyal cake adichmattadirikkan…
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Tintumon got a job in a girls hostel.
after two months
Owner : why dont you come to take your salary ?
Tintumon : salariyum undo…….eniku salariyonnum venda enne evide ninnum pirichu vidathirunnal mathi… 
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Teacher: Enthanu Encyclopedia??
Ungangikidakkukayayirunna tintumonodu teacher: tintu entha njanippol paranjathu??
Tintumon:Enikku cycle pediannennalle!!
Thu 14 Apr 2011
Kannu niraye kannane kani kandudum kai niraye kaineettavummayi oru kanikonnayude vishu koodi varavayi… Happy Vishu to all my friends.!
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Ormakal Koodu Kootiya manasinte Thalir chillayil, Ponnin niramulla Orayiram Ormakalumayi, oru Vishu koodi varavayi. Othiri snehathode Orayiram “Vishu Asamsakal”
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Kanikanum neram kamalanethrante niramezhum manja thukil charthi kanaka kingani valakal mothiram aninjukananam bhagavane Evarkkum Vishu aashamsakal
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May this festival bring to you the Blessing of Well-being and Prosperity. Wishing you a very Happy Vishu
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May the Lord’s blessings… Bring peace to your home and heart… On Vishu and always! Happy Vishu 2011
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Priyapetta Kootukara Sreekrishna Bagavane Vishukani kandu unarnu Poothiriyum Lathiriyum kathichum Padakam pottichum Sadya undum Vishu Agoshiku. oru nalla nalekaayi. Vishu Aasamsagal…
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Wishing you a Vishu filled with lot of fun and happy. May this Vishu brings you luck and happiness to you and to your loved ones!
Sat 9 Apr 2011
Dundu: Oru divasam thanne abhiprayangal mattunnatharu?
Tintu: Mohanlal
Dundu: Athentha?
Tintu: Lalettan raavile parayum Malabar Goldilninnum Gold vangan..
Pinne parayum ath Manappuram Gold loanil chennu Currency aakkan…
Pinne oru peggum kayyil pidich “Vaikeettentha paripadi?” ennu chodich aa currency kudichu thulakkan parayum…
Ennitt avasanam oru paniyum illathappol “Keralathinte shuchithwathinayi namukkani cheram” ennum paranh theruvilekkoru irakkama…….
Sat 9 Apr 2011
Tintu:”Paayale vida..pooppale vida…”
(Pinneyum pinneyum paadunnu..Ithuket Achan)
Achan: Enthaada….Raavile thanne paintady thudangiyo..?
Tintu: Paintady allachaa..
Appurathe Jintappan Pallu thekkuva..
Avane onnu aakkiyatha…
Sun 27 Mar 2011
Bharya: Njanoru pathramaayirunnenkil ningalenne kayyil vachu omanichene.
Bharthavu: sathyam! Ennum oro pathramanallo kittunnathu…
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Bharya: Ketto, bharyakkum bharthavinum onnichu swargathilethan kazhiyillennu.
Bharthavu: Athukondalle aa sthalathinu swargam ennu parayunnathu.
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Bharya: Njan marichaal ningal enthu cheyyum?
Bharthavu: Njanum marikkum.
Bharya: Athenthina?
Bharthavu: Orupadu santhosham vannal enikku heart attack varumennalle doctor paranjathu.
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Bharthavu: Edi, vayyathe kidanna ente amma purathirangi ninnu sooryagrahanam kanunnu!
Bharya: grahanasamayathu njanjoolum thala pokkumenna!
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Bharya: Nammude irupatham kalyana varshikathinu nammude photo pathrathilidanamennu ningalkkentha ithra nirbandham?
Bharya: Njan jeevichirippundennu nattukaar ariyattedi.
Tue 22 Mar 2011
Oru aanayude munpil 3 apple undu. 2 apple aana thinnu, 1 ennam thinnilla karanam?
Think..
Aa apple plastic ayirunnu.
Nxt, oru aanayude munnil 3 apple undu. Pakshe 3 ennavum aana thinnilla, karanam?
Think mor..
Ninte answr thettippoyi. Aana plastic aayirunnu.
Nw oru original aanayude munnil original apple undu, ennitum thinnilla. Enthu kondu?
Aana discovery channelil ayirunnu. Apple tVyude frontilum.
Nxt,aanaym apple um tV yil thanne ennittum thinnilla karanam?
Use ur brain…
Randum randu channelilayirunnu.
I knw u r angry. Bt u hav 2 hear this too.
Aanayum apple um tv yil same channelil. Ennittum thinnunnathu kandilla enthukondu?
TV off aayirunnu.
Bakki pinne ayakkam
Vidilla njan..
Tue 15 Feb 2011
Pranayam oru mazhayanu
Akale peyyumbol kothiyakum
Arikil peyumbol kulirakum
Melle nanayumbol sukhamavum
Nananju kuthirnal veruppakum…
Tue 15 Feb 2011
Tintumon called FM
radio & said
“ I’ve found a purse
with Rs.15000/- a
credit card & an ID
card of Mr.Mani,
No.13,Halls
rd,kannur ….
Radio jocky : How
honest ….so you
want to return his
purse…?
Tintumon : no……. i
just wanted to
dedicate a sad song
for him…
