Funny SMS & SMS Jokes

The smallest word is I,
the sweetest word is Love and
the dearest person in the world is you.
thats why I Love You
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My eyes Miss U,
My Feeling Love U,
My hand Need U,
My Mind Call U, My heart just 4 U.
I will Die without U,
Bcoz I Love U.
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I TRUST U is a better compliment than
I LOVE YOU Bcoz u may not always
trust the person u luv but
u can always luv the person whom u trust….!
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I dont care how many arms you embraced,
I dont care how many lips youved kissed,
i dont care how many people youve loved.
All I care is not to be your first but to be your last.
I luv you my Dear.
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if GOD give me 24 hrs b4 death…….
then i”ll spend 23 hrs wid U &
1 hr to find that person,who will care 4U
After MY DEATH….!!!!
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if i reached for your hand , will u hold it ?
If i hold out my arms, will u hug me ?
If i go for your lips, will u kiss me ?
If i capture ur heart , will u love me ??
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Smile in Pleasure
Smile in Pain
Smile when trouble pours like Rain
Smile when sum1 Hurts U
Smile becoz SOMEONE still
Loves to see u Smiling!!
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Memories r treasured
no one can steal.
Parting is heartache
no one can heal.
Some will forget u when you r gone
but i’ll remember u
no matter how long..
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Luv meanz to see someone with closed eyez,
to miss some1 in crowd,
2 find some1 in every thought,
to live 4 some1, luv some1, but sure tht sum1 is ONLY one!
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As days go by, my feelings get stronger,
To be in ur arms, I can’t wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & u’ll see that it’s true,
Day & Night my thought r of U..
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I dream about you every night
I shiver when you r in sight
I long to hold you close n tight
I wanna be there with all my might
I m just hoping I’m the girl whos right
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If Your asking if I Need U the answer is Forever..
If Your asking if I’ll Leave U the answer is Never..
If Your asking what I value the Answer is U..
if Your asking if I love U the answer is I do.
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When i look at you,
i cannot deny there is God,
cause only God could have created some one
as wonderful n beautiful as you.
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Q:Wat is luv?
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A:Luv is wen sum1 breaks ur heart
n d most amazing thing
is tat u still luv them
wid every broken piece…!
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U may miss me
U may ignore me
U may even forget me
But one day if u wanna c me
Dont search, just c ur shadow
i wil be thr…Trust Me!!
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My past says u met me
My future says u wil care 4 me
My present says u wil understand me
But my heart says u wil
Always Remember ME!
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Red or white
short or tall
wrapped in silver
not wrapped at all
under covers
inside a box
shapes & sizes
love comes in lots.
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Ur precious love has
turned my life completely around,
I feel like Im wlaking but
my feet dont seem 2 touch d ground..!!
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Wenever I miss U,
I wont luk 4u in my dreams
or try 2 hear ur voice in ur msgs.
I’ll just put my right hand across mychest n feel U!
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In life luv is neither planned nor does it happen 4 a reason
but when d luv is real
it becums ur plan 4 life
n reason 4 living..!
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Live 4 d person who dies 4u,
Smile 4 d person who cries 4u,
Fight 4 d person who protects u,
n luv d person who luvs u more than u..!
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U’ll alwys b mine 4 now n 4ever.
U’ll alwys b mine 4 ur my treasure.
U’ll always b mine pls tel me its true.
Pls b mine 4everi’ll always luv u…!
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Its a nice feeling,wen sum1 u luv, luvs u in retrn.
So when u know the 1 u luv has special feeling 4 u,
never let them go coz its rare 2 find 2 hearts dat beat as 1.
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Wen a TOUCH could HEAL a wound
Wen EYES’S cud SPEAK volumes
Wen a SMILE can confirm I M THERE
then why do v need owrds 2 say’I LOVE YOU.’
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You are the twinkle of my eyes;
The smile on my lips;
The joy of my face;
Without you I am incomplete.

I’d rather be alone than be in love just half the way
Wanna give my heart completely
To someone who’ll completely give their heart to only me
And when I find that one
That’s when I’ll fall in love

Luv not one, Luv not two Luv d one who luvs u true,
Luv not three, Luv not four Luv d one who luvs u more,
Luv not five, Luv not six Luv d one who really sticks,
Luv not seven, Luv not eight Luv d one who really waits.

The dancing waves,
The noisy crowd,
The grazing breeze
Have no meaning
When you are not with me

The scorching sun,
The slashing rain,
The frightening tremor
All mean nothing
when you are with me ^_^

Phool bankar muskarana zindagi,
muskarake gum bhulana zindagi,
jeet kar koi khush ho to kya hua,
haar kar khushiya manana bhi zindagi..

The greatest weakness of most humans is
their hesitancy to tell others how much they
love them while they’re alive.

Walk with me when ur hearts needs company,
Take my hand when u feel all alone,
Turn to me when u need someone to lean on,
Coz I’m the one u can always depend on!

When all seems lost and lonely for you
And you dont really know what to do
Look inside your heart and see
There in a special place, I will be

When the time comes I can’t smile anymore,
don’t worry about me, I know what to do.
I’ll just stare at one corner and think of you.
No one else could make me happy like the way you do

I wish I was your blanket, I wish I was your bed,
I wish I was your pillow underneath your head,
I want to be around you, I want to hold you tight,
and be the lucky person who kisses you goodnight.

The pain is not on the day of missing ur dear ones..
The pain is really wen v live each day witout them & with their presence in our mind.

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A small superb quote,” I nothing lasts 4ever…
Can i b ur nothing ?”

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If u hav reasons 4 liking sum1. Then u r using ur mind. But if u lyk sum1 4 no reason. Then u r using ur heart.

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Inbox is emptyOutbox is emptyDraft is emptybut..
U & UR memories r overloaded in my HEART BOX.

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I’ve a pair of eyes but can’t see u everyday !I’ve a pair of ear but cant hear ur voice everyday !But i’ve only one heart tat remembers u every second..

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Care & affection is not a business wher u give wen u get..
It is a beautiful feeling 4 sum1 wher u luv 2 giv even if u don’t get..

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Troublin and torturin r gift frm d luvd 1.
We think abt d trouble dey giv.But v don know tat v r goin 2 miss dem in d furture.

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D MOST CRITICAL MOMENT IN LIFE:Wen sum1 vry spcl hurts u so deeply, causes tears in ur eyes n ask,” Wat happend ?” bt u just reply ,” Nothing ”

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world’s most beautiful sentence:”..But, I like u “World’s most painful sentence:” I like u, but..”Words r same, but where they r placed matters a lot.

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Don’t fall in luv wit sum1 u can liv with..fall in luv wit sum1 u can’t
liv witout..

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We do not love people because they are beautiful,
But they seem beautiful to us because we love them…!
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Like the flower waiting to bloom….
Like the lightbulb in the dark room….
Like the desert waiting for rain….
I’m just sitting here waiting for u.
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I want my eyes to be your eyes so you could see how wonderful you are, I want my heart to be your heart so you could feel how much you mean to me, and I want my ear to be your ear so you could hear me whisper “I love you.”
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I’m here without you baby
but u r still on my lonely mind
I think about you baby
and I dream about you all the time
I’m here without you baby
but u r still with me in my dreams
And tonight it’s only you and me
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If we fall in love because someone makes us laugh, what happens when we no longer find them funny? If we fall in love because someone is beautiful, what happens when that beauty fades? If we fall in love because someone can provide for us, what happens when they lose their wealth? Because love defies all reasons, when you truly love someone, you just can’t find a reason, you just do.
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Dreaming of you makes my night worthwhile,
Thinking of you makes me smile,
Being with you is the best thing ever,
And loving you is what I’ll do forever..
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In this WORLD,
where everything seems UNCERTAIN,
only one thing is DEFINITE.
You’ll always be my FRIEND,
beyond WORDS, beyond TIME
& beyond DISTANCE!
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Whenever I miss u,
Stars fall down from the sky.
So any day if u find the sky empty,
don’t blame me! It’s all ur fault;
u made me Miss u so !
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I’m keeping you
forever and for always
We will be together all of our day
Wanna wake up every morning
to your sweet face–always
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Do u know the relationship between ur 2 eyes? They blink together, move together, cry together, see things together and sleep together … even though they never c each other ….
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Some times….When I’m all alone.
I close my eyes and think of you…
and the thought of your love worms
me inside and make me smile.
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I have liked many but loved very few.
Yet no-one has been as sweet as U.
I would stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.
Just for the pleasure of a moment with U.
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Sharp is Ur memory,
Sweet is Ur name,
Deep in my heart,
U will always remain,
Earth want water,
Flower wants dew,
I want nothing but a smile from U.

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Whenever I sit alone, I just look at my hand and see the criss-cross lines and wonder which special line made me so lucky 2 get a person like you..
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A candle may melt
and its fire may die,
but the love you have given me
will always stay as a flame in my heart.
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RELATION is when someone hurts u,
n
u don’t hurts back
When someone shouts at u,
n
u don’t shout back.
BUT
when someone needs u,
u always come back…
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How many space is in your hear for me? OPTIONS : 100% then u call me. 90% Write a poem and send. 80% send SMS. 50% Miss call. 0% no response.
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Friendship is a language spoken by heart… not written on paper, not given by pledge… it is a promise renewed every time we meet.
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We can’t own time to have long talks. We don’t have nice chances for more laughs. But eventhough our worlds don’t meet, I’ll always be your good friend to keep.

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Only the open heart receives LOVE
Only the open mind receives WISDOM
Only the open hand receives GIFTS
and…
Only the CUTE 1′s receive MESSAGES From ME!
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A life filled with love must have some thorns, but a life empty of love will never have roses.
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Love always has its “errors.” Sometimes, we try to “refresh”, then realize that it’s best to “shutdown.” But the hardest part is to “restart” your life and “reformat” your heart!
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What is the difference between love and a pack of cigarettes? Both of them can make you sick but at least, the cigarettes come with a warning.
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You may have someone in your heart and in your mind, you may have someone in your dreams and someone in your life but I am your someone when you have no one.
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If 10 people care 4 u, one of them is me, if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again, if no 1 cares 4 u that means i m not in this world.
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Where words fail, action speaks. Where action fails, eyes speak. Where eyes fail, tears speak. And where everything fails, LOVE SPEAKS!
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U r the reason I wake up in the morning, u r the reason I find a way to smile, u r the person who can change everything around when it’s going bad. Luv U
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Love is what I see in ur smile. Luv is what I feel in every touch u give. Luv is what I hear in every word u say. Luv is what we share everyday. Luv U!