SMS Jokes

Mene usey pyar likh bejha…haal-e-dil paigam likh bheja…
mene poocha tere hooth kaise hai..usne jaam likh bheja..
mene poocha tere baal kaise hai..usne kudrat ka inaam likh bheja..
mene poocha itna tadpate kyon ho..usne javani ka intekaam likh bheja..
mene poocha kab hogi mulakaat..usne Quamat ke shaam likh bheja…
mene poocha tumhe nafrat kis se…ZALIM ne mera NAAM likh bheja….!!!!!!!!!
- Sudhir

Tanhai Mein Muskurana ishq hai,
Ek baat subse chupana ishq hai,
Yu toh nind bhi nahi aati raat bhar,
Magar aa jaye to sote-sote jaag jana ISHQ hai !

Rab ne jab tujhe banaya hoga
Ek surur uske dil mein aya hoga,
Sochta hoga kya doonga tohfe mein tujhe,
Tab usne mujhe banaya hoga.

Kaash ham SMS hote,
Ek click mein tumhare paas hote,
Bhale tum hame delete kar dete,
Par kuch pal ke liye ham tumhara ehsas to hote…!

Tanhaion me unko hi yaad karte hain,
Wo salamt rahe yahi fariyad karte hai,
Ham unke hi mohabbt ka intzar karte hai,
Unko kya pata hum unse kitna pyaar karte hai.

Ek din hamare annsoon humse pooch baithe,
humey roz -roz kyon bulate ho,
Humne kaha hum yaad to unhe karte hain tum kyon chale aate ho.

Har phool ki ajab kahani hai,
chup rehna bhi pyar ki nishani hai,
kahin koi zakhm nai phir bhi kyun dard ka ehsas hai,
lagta hai dil ka ek tukda aaj bhi uske paas hai

Kismat par aitbar kisko hai,
Mil jaye khushi inkaar kisko hai,
Kuch majburian hain mere dost,
Warna judai se pyaar kisko hai

Kal mila waqt to zulfein teri suljha doonga,
Aaaj uljha hoon zara waqt ko sulajhane mein,
Yun to sulajh jatee hain uljhi zulfein,
Umar kat jati hai waqt ko sulajhane mein.

darte hai aag se kahi jal na jaye
darte hai khwab se kahin toot na jaye
lekin sabse ziyada darte hai aapse
kahin aap hume bhool na jaye.

I Love You

Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du,
Apne dost ko kya uphar du,
Koi acha sa phool hota to mali se mangwate,
Jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du…

I love you so Much

Sirf Itna Kehna Hai Pyar Hai Tum se Jazbaton ki Koi Numaish nahi ki Hum ne
Pyar ke badle sirf Pyar manga hai Hum neRishte ki to Koi Guzarish Nahi ki Hum ne
Chatey Ho To Bhoola Dena Humain Dil seSada Yaad Rakhne Ki Sifarish Nahi Ki Hum ne
Khamoshi Se ToofaN Seh Lete Hain Hum toUn Badalon Ne Izhar Ki Barish Nahi Ki
Tumhain Hi Mana Hai Rehnuma ApnaAur Tu Kisi Cheez Ki Khuwahish Nahi ki
SirF ItnA KehnA hai Pyaar Hai Tum Se

Andhero ke saaye mein dhadkan suna gaye,
Hum to samjhe the “Ajnabi” aapko,
Aap to hume apna bana gaye

Meetha sa dard dil mein utha abhi abhi,
Kya tune yaad kiya abhi abhi?
Ek arse se mulaqat nahi hui
Phir bhi lagta hai tum mile abhi abhi.

Dosti sachi ho to waqt ruk jata hai,
Aasman lakh ucha ho magar jhuk jata hai.
Dosti mein duniya lakh baney rukavat,
Agar dosti sach ho toh khuda bhi jhuk jata hai.

Chand ko chandani par garoor hai, Chandni ko chand par.
Ham kis par garoor karein, hamara to chand hi hamse duur hai.

Haseeno ka kafila masjid ki aur ja raha tha, hamne bula liya.
Hum toh barbad ho chuke the sanam khuda ko barbad hone se bacha liya.

MAT KARO KOI WADA JISE TUM NIBHA NA SAKO,
MAT CHAHO USE JISE TUM PA NA SAKO,
PYAR KAHAN KISI KA POORA HOTA HAI,
ISKA TO PEHLA SHABD HI ADHOORA HOTA HAI

Meri har khata par naraz na hona,
Apni pyari si muskan kabhi na khona,
Sukoon milta he dekhkar apki muskurahat ko,
Mujhe maut bhi aye to bhi mat rona

Bhoolna tumhe na asaan hoga, jo bhule tumhe vo nadan hoga.
Aap to baste ho rooh mein hamari, aap hume na bhule ye apka ehsan hoga

Har sham se tera izhaar kiya karte hai,
Har khwab me tera didar kiya karte hai,
Diwane hi to hai hum tere,
Jo har waqt tere milne ka intzaar kiya karte hai.

Kabhi kisi se jikar-e-judai -mat karna..
Is DIL se kabhi ruswai mat karna..
Jab dil uth jaye humse to bata dena..
Na bata kar bewafai mat karna.

Jisne humko chaha, use hum chah na sake,
Jisko chaha usae hum pa na sake,
Yeh samajh lo dil tutne ka khel hai,
Kisi ka toda aur apna bacha na sake

Missed call to ek bahana hai,
Irada to aapka ek lamha churana he,
Aap chahe humse baat karo ya na karo,
Aap ki yadon mein humara ana jana hai.

Yeh such hai doston kisi se pyaar na karna,
Kabhi kisi ka aitbaar na karna,
Tham ke khanjar apne hi hathon mein,
Bedardi se apne dil par vaar na karna

Zindagi ko ek rangin kalpana samjho,
Subah ko sach raat ko sapna samjho,
Bhulana chahte ho sabhi gamo ko to,
Zindagi me mujhe apna samjho

Roye Hai Buhat Tab Zara Karaar Mila Hai.
Is Jahan Mein kise Bhala Sacha Pyaar Mila Hai.
Guzar rahi hai zindagi Imtehan ke daur se.
Ek khatam Hua Toh Dusra Tayar Mila Hai.

Mere Damaan ko khushiyo ka nahi Malaal.
Gham ka khazana jo isko beshumar mila hai.
Woh kamnasib hai jinhe mehboob mil gaya.
Mein khushnasib hun mujhe Intezar mila hai.

GAMO SE KYA DARNA WO TO SABHI KO MILTE HAIN
PHOOLO KO DEKHO HAMESHA KAANTO KE BEECH KHILTE HAIN

Sehmi Sehmi nigahon mein khwab hum saja denge,
Suni suni rahon pe phool hum khila denge,
Aap hamare sung muskura kar to dekho,
Aap har gam bhula denge.

Tumhari yadoon ko rok pana hai mushkil,
Rote huey dil ko manana hai muskil,
Ye dil apko kitna yaad karta hai,
Ek sms main likh pana hai mushkil…

Chiraghon ki roshni jab zara hili,
Laga tumhari ek aahat si mili,
Jaake dekha jab dar pe,
To phir wahi kafir hawa mili..

PYAR means….
P = Phone karna..
Y = Yaad karna..
A = Azadi khona..
R = Rote rehna, k kaash phone aaye!!
Unko hamari yaad aaye..So don’t PYAR.

Teri ulfat ko kabhi nakam na hone denge
Teri DOSTI ko kabhi badnam na hone denge
Meri zindagi main Suraj nikle na nikle
Teri zindagi main kabhi shaam na hone denge.

Wafa Main Ab Ye Hunar Ikhtiar Karna Hai,
Woh Sach Kahe Na Kahe Aitebar Karna Hai.
Yeh TujhKo Jagte Rehne Ka Shauk KabSe Hua,
Mujhe To Khair Tera Intezaar Krna Hai.

Khwabon main ayenge SMS ki tarah.
Dil main bas jayenge ring tone ki tarah,
Ye yari kabhi kam na hogi balance ki tarah,
Sirf tum busy na hona network ki tarah.

Baad Marne K Mere Tum Jo Kahani Likhna
Kaise Barbaad Hui Meri Jawani Likhna.
Yeh Bhi Likhna K Mere Hoont Hansi Ko Tarse,
Umer Bhar Ankh Se Behta Raha Pani Likhna.

Dard se dosti ho gayi yaaron,
Zindagi bedard ho gayi yaaron.
Kya hua jo jal gaya aashiyana hamara,
Duur tak roshni to ho gayi yaaron….

Dilo ko khareedne wale hazar mil jayege,
Aap ko daga dene wale bar-bar mil jayege,
Milega na aapko hum jesa koi,
Milne ko to dost beshumar mil jayege.

Susti bhare jism ko jagate kyun nahi,
Uth kar sab k saamne aate kyo nahi,
Msg bhi tumhara smell marta hai,
Thodi himmat kar k NAHATE kyun nahi…

Manzilain bhi uski thi,
Rasta bhi uska tha.
Ek main akela tha,Kafila bhi uska tha..
Sath-Sath chalne ki soch bhi uski thi,
Phir raasta badalne ka faisla bhi uska tha…
Aaj kyun akela hoon,Dil sawal karta hai,
Log to uske the,Kya KHUDA bhi uska tha….?

Ye pichlay ishq ke baatain hain
jab aankh ma khuab dhamaktay thay
jab dil main dagh chamaktay thay
jab palkain shahar ka rastoon main
ashkoon ka noor lutatee thee
jab sansain ujlay chahroon ke
tan man main phool sajhatee theen
soochoon main bhavar par jaatay thay
jab aik talatum rahta tha
apnay bai ant khayaloon main
har ahad nibhanay ke kasmain
khat khoon sa likhnay ke rasmain
jab aap thee hum dil waloon main
ab apnee ujree ankhoon main
jitnee roshan se ratain hain
os umer ke sab soghatain hain
jis umar ke khuab khayal howay
wo pichlee umar thee beet gaee
wo umar bataay saal howay
ab apnee deed ke rastay main
kuch rang hay guzray lamhoon ka
kuch ashaq ke baratain hain
kuch bhoolay bisray chahray hain
kuch yadoon ke barsateen hain
ye sab pichlay ishq ke batain

Yaadon mein meri tum aaya na karo
Yun baar baar bevaqt hamein sataaya na karo
Pyar karte ho tum bhi humse maloom hai yeh
Yun sabke saamne beithke sharmaaya na karo

Karenge tumse wafa hum har ghadi
Kabhi shikaayat ka mauka na denge tumhein
Haste haste guzaarenge zindagi ka har lamha
Kabhi roothne ka mauka na denge tumhein

Jagaaya unhone aisa ke aaj tak so na sakke
Rulaaya unhone aisa ke sabke saamne ro bhi na sakke
Jaane kya baat thi unn mein….
Jabse maana unhe apna tabse kisi ke ho na sakke

Neendh aankhon se udh gayi hai
Cheyn dil ka kahin kho gaya hai
Haalat dil ki na poocho humse aap….
Kahin mujhe pyar toh nahin hogaya hai

You can fall from a mountain,
You can fall from a tree,
But the best way to fall,
Is to fall in love with me

Bikhri si inn zulfo ko tu apni ungliyo se aake savaar le
Mere khwaab mein aa ke mere saath yeh tanha raat guzaar le
Hota nahin ab inn meethi yaadon se mera guzaara
Marr na jaau kahin iss se pehle mujhe dil se pukaar le

Teri sabhi baatein baar baar yaad karna acha lagta hai..
Tumhein khud mein mehsoos karna acha lagta hai..
Dua hai bas yahi ke Khuda aapko humse juda na kare..
Kyunke tera saanso ke nazdeek rehna acha lagta hai

Mohabat ke bina zindagi fizool hai
Par mahobat ke bhi aapne ussol hai
Kehte hai milti hai mohabbat mein bahut ulfaate
Par aap ho mehboob toh saab kubul hai…

“KitnA Pyaar Karte hain tumse
Kaash TumkO bhi yeH ehsaaS ho JayE
Magar AisA na Ho Ke
Woh hosH mein tab Aaaye
Jab HuM gehri neenD mein so JaayE”

hichikiyon se ek bat ka ehsas hota hein
ki shayad koi humhein bhi yad kartaa hein
beshak milne naa aaye par
char lamhein humpar barbad to karta hein”

Har baar dil se yeh paigaam aaye,
Jubaan kholu to tera he naam aaye,
Tum he kyon bhaye dil ko kya malum,
Jab nazroo ke saamne haseen tamaam aaye.

Aap ke chahne wale bohot honge,
lekin hum bhi kuch kum nahi,
Aap ke naam ke siway hume koi naam yaad nahi,
Aap ko yaad karne ke siway hume kuch kaam nahi,
Dil karta hai sirf ek baar pardes aanke tumhe dekh lu,
Phir maut bhi aae to koi gum nahi….

Missing u a lot my love……

Duniya mein aisa phool nahin jis mein khushboo na ho
Aisa sitaara nahin jis mein roshni na ho
Hamari zindagi mein aisa ek pal nahin
Jis mein “A” aap ki yaad na ho

Tumhain Dil Main Basaye Rakhta Hoon,
Aur Duniya Ko Bhulaye Rakhta Hoon
Tumhe Meri Nazar Na Lag Jaye
Apni Nazar Jhukaye Rakhta Hoon..!!!!

Yun durr rehkar duriyon ko badhaya nahi karte,
Apne deewano ko sataya nahi karte,
Har waqt bas jise tumhara khayal ho,
Usey apni awaaz ke liye tadpaya nahi karte. !!!

Tum Kya Jano Kya Hai Tanhai,
Is Tute Hue Patte Se Pucho Kya Hai Judai,
Yu Bewafa Ka Ilzam Na De Zalim,
Is Waqt Se Puch Kis Waqt Teri Yaad Na Aayi…

Zindagi Sirf Muhabbbat Nahi, Kuch Aur Bhi Hai,
Zulf-O-Rukhsaar Ki Jannat Nahi, Kuch Aur Bhi Hai.
Bhook Aur Pyaas Ki Maari Hui Is Duniya Mein,
Ishq Hi Ek Haqeeqat Nahi, Kuch Aur Bhi Hai.

Sitare to bohot hai, magar Chand jaisa koi nahi,
Phool to bohot hai, magar Gulab jaisa koi nahi,
Shayar to bohot hai ees duniya main,
magar Aap jaisa koi nahi,
Aur dost to bohot hai hamare,
magar Aap jaisa Heera(diamond) koi nahi…

Poocho na us kaagaz se,
jis per hum dil ke bayaan likhte hain,
Tanhaayion mein beeti baatein tamaam likhte hain,
woh kalam bhi dewani ho gayi,

jis se hum tumhaara naam likhte hain..
Jis Ki Qurbat Mein Karar Bohat Hai,
Usss Ka Milna Dushwar Bohat Hai,
Jo Meray Haathon Ki Lakiron Mein Nahin,

Usss Shaks Se Humain Piyar Bohat Hai..

Kya kahen kuch kaha nahi jaata.
Dard mitha hae par saha nahi jata.
Rishta ban gaya is qadar aap se
Bin yaad kiye aapko ab raha nahi jata