Thu 9 Apr 2009
MAHARASHTRIAN JOKES:
What is a gay Maharashtrian called? Deccan Queen
What do you call a Maharashtrian tailor? Sadashiv.
Which Maharashtrians wrote the book ‘Apartheid in South Africa?’ Dhaval Gore and Krishnakant Kale.
What did Bruce Lee say to the Maharashtrian? Tumhi Marathe, Aamhi Karate.
Thu 9 Apr 2009
Whats the opposite of Gopalakrishnan? Comepalakrishnan.
What is the opposite of Subramnium Swamy ? Subramanium Didn’t See Me.
How do they start a road race in Tamil Nadu? Ready….Steady…..PO (Go in Tamil)
What do you call a really colourful Tamilian? Rangamannar Rangarajan.
How does a Tamilian introduce the tennis superstar Lendl? ivan Lendl (Ivan ‘he’ in Tamil).
What is the Tamil name for the tallest building in Japan ? Nikkumo Nikkado (Will it or wont it stand?)
What is the difference between Kunakudi Vaidyanathan( A great violinist in south india) and Gandhiji ?
One is a voilanist, the other is a non-violanist !
Thu 9 Apr 2009
SINDHI JOKES:
What do you call A god fearing Sindhi? Bhagwandas Godwani
A Sindhi painter? Sadarangani
A Sindhi chef? Papadmull Kukreja
A Sindhi electrician? Voltram Bijlani
A Sindhi milkman? Gopal Dudeja
A Sindhi pest control contractor? Khatmull Marwani
A Sindhi casanova? Prem Kissinchandani
A Sindhi fire-engine? Bhambhani
A Sindhi detergent? Neelam Rin-dani (Rin is a Detergent)
A Sindhi postman? Mailwani
A communist Sindhi? Karl Lal-wani (Lal for the red communist flag)
A fashionable Sindhi? Jogio Armani
A heroic Sindhi soldier? Hiroo Sipahimalani
A forgetful Sindhi? Bulo Bhulchandani
A fashionable Sindhi? Primlani
A fat Sindhi? Hathiramani
A downtrodden Sindhi? Nichani
A corrupt Sindhi? Chaipani (Chai-pani is colloquial for ‘bribe’)
A Sindhi fly? Makhija
A Sindhi who falls from the 1st floor? Thad-ani (Thud-ani)
A Sindhi who falls from the 10th floor? Kriplani (Cripple-ani)
A Sindhi who falls from the 25th floor? Mar-jani 1
Thu 9 Apr 2009
An angry Bengali letter? Chitti-chitti Bong Bong
A talkative Bengali? Bulbul Chatterjee
An outlawed Bengali? Kanoon Banerjee
An enlightened Bengali? Jyoti Basu
A stupid Bengali girl? Balika Buddhu
A Bengali voyeur? Keyhollo
A mad Bengali? In Sen (insane)
A dark Bengali who lives in a cave? Kalidas Guha
A Bengali mobster? Robin Ganguli
A perfumed Bengali? Chandan Dass
A Bengali goldsmith? Shonar Bongla 1
Thu 9 Apr 2009
Why did the Gujjus think the man who acted as Gandhi in the film was a woman?
Because his name was ‘Be(h)n’ Kingsley.
Why does the Gujju go to London?
To see his Big Be(h)n.
Why did the visitor to the Gujju home run away when he was offered tea?
Because the Gujju said he would serve snakes with it. (snacks)
What is a Gujju picnic called?
A snake in the grass
Why did the American get scared of the Gujju?
Because he said ‘Sue kare chhe’.
What did the Gujju mean when he said, Maro dikro STATES ma gayon?
His son failed in statistics.
Maro dikro Dubai gayo?
My son drowned.
Which programs do gujjus couples love to watch on tv ?
Be-watch (Baywatch, Be in gujju is 2)
What do you call a knee less gujju ?
Nilesh (Pronounced Nee-Less)
