SMS Jokes

Yello iddavaru
manasige hatra agtare.
Kelavru pritina,
kelavru kushina,
innu kelavru novanna kottu kanmare-agtare,
Life annodu heegena anisutthe…

Bikshuka:Sir10Rs kodi coffee kudibeku
Sir:yakaya coffee 5Rs alwa.
B:Lover kuda iddale sir
S:Bikshe bedta iddaru love madta iddiyenayya
B:Love madidmale bikshe bedta idene sir…

Santa: eno maadtaa iddiyaa?
Banta: nanna maguvina voice record maadtaa iddini
Santa: yaake?
Banta: avanu doddavanaada mele idara artha enu anta keloke.
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Santa: lo banta, chatriyalli thootaagide nodo. hosa chatri tagondu hogu.
Banta: arey irli bido, male nintu hodre nanage hege gottaagutte helu…
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Boss: santa, ee office nalli ninage kodalu yaava kelsavoo illa. i am sorry, neenu bere kade try maadu
Santa: sir, dayavittu nanna appoint maadkolli. kelsa kodi anta naanu yaavattu kelodilla…
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Banta tanna maganige: yaarigu hedarabeda, neenu simhada mari kano.
Maga: haudu appa, teacher kooda nanage heltaa irtaare, neenu yaavudo praanigala vamshadavane anta…
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Santana maga phone nalli: ivattu nanna maga school ge barodilla.
Teacher: neevu yaaru maatanaadodu
Santana maga: nammappa maataadtaa irodu..
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Santa doctor hatra “doctor, body nalli elli beralittaroo noyutte”
Doctor eneno tests ellaa maadisida nantara tiliyitu, beralu fracture aagittu anta..
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Santa: ninne raatri obba kalla nanna hatra ellavannoo dochikondubitta
Banta: aadare nin hatra gun ittalla?
Santa: adanna naanu bachchittu bitte, illaa andre adu kooda avara paalaaguttittu…
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Santa: ishtu kadime marksaa? kapaalakke eradu bidabeku
Santana maga: haudu appa. banni naanu aa teacher mane kooda patte hachchiddeeni…
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Santa avana kelasadaalige: hogi gidagalige neeru haaku.
Kelasadava: aadare sir, aagale male beeltaa ideyalla
Santa: paravagilla, chatri tagondu hogu…
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Santa: naanu sattare, neenu eradane maduve aagteeyaa?
Hendati: illa, nanna thangi jote irteeni. neevenu maadteera?
Santa: illa, naanu saha ninna thangi jotene irteeni…
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Santa: ninnannu yaake arrest maadidaru?
Banta: jebininda 500 rupaayi tegedu kharchu maadide
Santa: ayyo, idu anyaaya alva?
Banta: illa, adu bereyavara jebaagittu

Hosa Varshada Shubhashayagalu

Sukha dhukhagalali mindhu, nirashegalannu kondhu
kashtagalannu bhedhisi, novugalannu thaggisi
preethi emba amruthava savidhu
sukha emba sihiyannu savidhu
jeevanadalli baruva ella kashtagalannu, novugalannu
metti nilluva dhairya thammadhagalendhu bhayasuva
nimmee putta hrudhayadha hudugana aase….

Ugadiya Bannagalu Barali
Ee Varusha Nimma Bhalali
Masadirali Yendendigu
He Hrudaya Rangoli
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Ee Yugadiyendu
Ninna Bhalina
Baale yeleya mele
Truptiya Mrustannave Seegaly
Happy Ugadi
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Ugadi Habbada Shubhashayagalu
Hosa varushada shubhashayagalu,
Beevu Bella tindu nimma jeevana sukamayavaagirali.

Nee Nanagadarey
Naa Ninagey
Hee Sneha Shaswatha……
“Happy Friendship Day”
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Tirugo Bhumiyally yettarakkey yeru,
Biddarey santhai salu Naniruvenu,
Yeridarey Santhoshisalu Naniruvenu,
Namma Geletana Ajaramara

“Happy Friendship Day”

Nanu Nane
Neenu Neene
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Nanu Nane
Neenu Neene
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Nanu Nane
Neenu Neene
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Yestu Press Madidharu Aste Nanu Nane
Neenu Neene!!

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You
r
a
DOG
Bhejaraytha?
plz bhejaragbeda. DOG means
D-Dearest
O-OF all
G-Gud Friends
Now u r smiling?
U Naughty DOG. Yelli ondu sala bogalu nodona…!!

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Bikshuka:Sir10Rs kodi coffee kudibeku
Sir:yakaya coffee 5Rs alwa.
B:Lover kuda iddale sir
S:Bikshe bedta iddaru love madta iddiyenayya
B:Love madidmale bikshe bedta idene sir
TAKE CARE WD LOVE HER

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Ondu kallu saku
Gaaju odayalu

Ondu matu saku
Hrudaya muriyalu

Ondu nimisha saku preti beleyalu
.
E Ondu s.m.s saku namma snehava
nenapisalu.

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Le..!
zapper
Goobal
Dingri
Dabba
Totti
Guggu
Pekra
Gooslu
Kuyya
Waste Nan magne…..
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Heege Yarannu Bybeda maga, Avarige bejaragutte. Nimma Hithaisi.

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Swargaloka dinda samasta devathegalu, VaiKuntha dinda Laxmi-Narayan, Kailasa dinda Uma-ShanKar
mathu Prithvi dinda swayam NANU nimage shubavagali endu Koruve

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Hai loose !
Yean haag nodtiya?
Thale ilvaa ninge?
Ond sms kalsake baralvaa?
Dhanda ke 1 mobil bere!
Heege yaradru bydre nange helu naan nodkothini. Ok na?

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Hudugaru devdas agthare yaake..?
Hudugigagi..? Avala
Andakkagi..?
Manasigagi.?
Pritigagi.?
Edyavudakku alla!
hudugigoskara
madiro “SALAKKAGI”…!!

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Beku endaga iralla beda endaga hogalla, bayasuvaga sigalla siguvaga bayasalla, hattira iddaga doora madtivi doora hodmele hattira agoke nodtivi “THAT IS LIFE”.

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E Jagathinalli athyantha vishalavadudu yenu?
Sagara? No Bhoomi? No Parvatha? No Akasha? No Gothaglilva? Nimma mobilge daily SMS maduva nanna manassu .

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“Mownadali preethi ede,
Maatinalli jagalavide,
Nageya hinde novide,
Novinalli Badukide,
E novu Nalivina Madye
nanna ondu shubha Munjavu

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“Kanasugalella Nanasagabekilla
Nanasaguva Kanase Kaanabekagilla,
Nanasaaguvadella Kanasadare…!
Kanasige Arthavilla…?
Haagantha
Kanasu Kanuvadu Bidabekagilla”

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Badukina haadiyalli
Ellaadaru ondu
Tiruvu bandare?

badukina haadiyalli
Ellaadaru ondu
Tiruvu bandare?

Indicator haaki,Horn madi
Tirugi…

Headmaster: Ee sala neenu 75% marks baro haage try maadbeeku.
Student: 100% percent barohaage maadteeni sir!
H.M: Hey joke maadbeeda…
Student: Magane yaavano first joke maadavnu?