Thu 7 Jan 2010
teacher: kaal kyo koni aayo re… (you were absent yesterday)
student: kutio khaygio… (dog bite me.)
teacher: dikha. (to legs)
student: dekho… (please)
teacher: ghaav ro koi nisan to koni.. (there is no hack in legs)
student: kutio “BOKLHO” ho. (dog has no teeths)
Mr. Potta or uski wife pahli bar India aye. Itifak se unhe guide bhi Mila Jamla Jatt.
Agra ki galiyo mai ghumte ghumte, Mr. Potta ko ek bhains najar ayi. Mr. Potta ek dam
herani se puchhne lage, what is this?
Jamla jatt: This is Bhains.
Mr. Potta : Bhains………! Never seen, never heard.
Jamla jatt : Oh! I…I….samjhau….., (Mrs. Potta ki taraf ishara karke) See this is
Potte ke wife, and that is Jhotte ki wife.
One haryanvi jatt order chicken in hotel……when cook start cutting onion 4 this……….
jatt said:-pyaz mat dalna navratre chal rahe hain…….
One jatt went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for some talk. After some time jatt asks: “behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?” Girl: “Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye.”
Punjabi jatt riding on buffalo
Policeman stopped him and ask
Policeman: Licence kad oye, tera chalan katu, helmet kitthe hai?
Jatt: Oye bhutni deya, thale vekh, eh four wheeler hai.