Irish Jokes SMS


An Irish writing his
Medical entrance exam
gives definitions as follows :-

*Antibody: Against Everybody

*Artery: Study of fine Paintings

*Genes: Blue Denims

*Hymen: Greeting to
Several Males

*Labour Pain: Hurt at Work

*Liposuction: French kiss

*Microbes: Small dressing Gowns

*Cardiology: Advanced study of Playing Cards

*Cat scan: Searching for Lost Cat

*Coma: Punctuation Mark

*Bacteria: Back door
to Cafeteria.!

Irish has a
Lovely Watch Dog.
At any Suspicious Noise,
he Wakes the Dog
and the Dog,
Begins to Bark.!

To Irish converse :
Paddy : My Dad Dug
the Suez Canal,

Murray : That’s nothing
have you heard of
Dead Sea.?

Paddy : yes,

Murray : My Dad
Killed it . . ;)

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