Funny SMS & SMS Jokes

Guzara nahi hota
Ab is dil se ye gawara nahi hota,
inBOX main koi SMS tumhara nahi hota,
Bhool ker he sms ker diya kero,
Sirf yaad kerne se guzara nahi hota.

Lab Pe Hi Rukti
Lab Pe Hi Rukti Hai Baat Aate Aate
Neend To Nahi Aati Sapnay Bohat Hain Aate
Hum To Hain Phasay Ik Haseen Uljhan Mein
Kaash Woh Aakar Iseh Suljhaate::: ::::::::

Sorry there
Sorry there is no space for your msg in my inbox and also no space for you in my heart.

Kal ko milne
Kal ko milne ki aas rehne do,
Zindagi ki baqi pyas rhne do,
Apni khushiyan smait lo jana,
Mujh ko u hi udas rhne do.

Aj rotha howa
Aj rotha howa 1 shaks both yad aya
Acha guzra howa kuch waqt bohut yaad aya
Jo mery dard ko seenay mein chupa leta tha
Aj jab dard hua to bohut yad aya.

Hansi ne labon
Hansi ne labon pe ana choor dia hai,
Khawabo ne palkon pe ana choor dia hai
Aati nahi hain tab se hichkiyaan bhi
Aap ne jab se yaad karna choor dia hai.

Wada kero
Wada kero per nibhana sikho
Chahat dil mein rakho per jitna sikho
U hi kisi ko intizar na karvao
Koi ager pyar se SMS kare to jawab dena sikho.

Dukha k bat karo
zulf rukh say hatta k bat karo
raat ko din bana k bat karo
ashianay k charagh madhum hain tum zara
aankhain uttha k baat karo koi taza fareb
danain ko tum zara muskara k baat karo
yeh bhi andazay guftagu hai koi jab karo dil dukha k bat karo

DREAMING of you, makes my night worth while THINKING of you makes
me * smile *
DREAM makes all things Possible
HOPES makes all things work
LOVE makes all things beautiful
SMILE makes all the above work possible,
So ALWAYS BRUSH UR TEETH

3 monkeys escaped from zoo!
1 is watching TV
2nd playing
n 3rd is..

Not u dear,
3rd eating banana
Y u always think u r a monkey?

God made daylight n called it the SUN.
God made entertainment n called it FUN.
God made nightlight n called it the MOON.
God made U n called CARTOON.

How to catch a squirrel?
Climb up a tree and just be yourself.
Squirrels will come to you on their own.
Because they just love NUTS .

Hi
Today is “WORLD SORRY SAYING DAY”
So If I have hurt you anytime, anywhere, or
Disturbed you, then I want to say just three words.
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“I WILL CONTINUE”

Guzara nahi hota
Ab is dil se ye gawara nahi hota,
inBOX main koi SMS tumhara nahi hota,
Bhool ker he sms ker diya kero,
Sirf yaad kerne se guzara nahi hota.

Lab Pe Hi Rukti
Lab Pe Hi Rukti Hai Baat Aate Aate
Neend To Nahi Aati Sapnay Bohat Hain Aate
Hum To Hain Phasay Ik Haseen Uljhan Mein
Kaash Woh Aakar Iseh Suljhaate::: ::::::::

Sorry there
Sorry there is no space for your msg in my inbox and also no space for you in my heart.

Kal ko milne
Kal ko milne ki aas rehne do,
Zindagi ki baqi pyas rhne do,
Apni khushiyan smait lo jana,
Mujh ko u hi udas rhne do.

Aj rotha howa
Aj rotha howa 1 shaks both yad aya

Acha guzra howa kuch waqt bohut yaad aya

Jo mery dard ko seenay mein chupa leta tha

Aj jab dard hua to bohut yad aya.

Hansi ne labon
Hansi ne labon pe ana choor dia hai,
Khawabo ne palkon pe ana choor dia hai
Aati nahi hain tab se hichkiyaan bhi
Aap ne jab se yaad karna choor dia hai.

Wada kero
Wada kero per nibhana sikho
Chahat dil mein rakho per jitna sikho
U hi kisi ko intizar na karvao
Koi ager pyar se SMS kare to jawab dena sikho.

dukha k bat karo
zulf rukh say hatta k bat karo
raat ko din bana k bat karo
ashianay k charagh madhum hain tum zara
aankhain uttha k baat karo koi taza fareb
danain ko tum zara muskara k baat karo
yeh bhi andazay guftagu hai koi jab karo dil dukha k bat karo

(Ideal after breakup)

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl’s empty and so is your head.

Oh loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don’t take that paper bag off of your face

I love your smile, your face,
and your eyes – Damn, I’m good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That’s why I always wake up screaming

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way

My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe “go to hell”

Life is small
live it.
Love is short
flirt it.
Anger is injurious
dump it.
Troubles are momentary
face it.
Memories are sweet
cherish it &
I am the best
accept it.

Budhiyilla, bodhamilla, soundaryamilla, Nanamilla, alakkilla, kulikkilla, pallu theykilla, Ennalum i like U…Y?
Dats the magic of our relation

Promise me we are true friends
I am lamp you are light
I am Coke you are Sprite
I am Sawan you are badal
I am Normal you are Pagal
I am Water you are Tanki
I am Tarzan you are Monkey