Sun 22 Feb 2009
I had a dream last night
Only you and me..
We were running in a garden, Me in the Front
and You, running
After me.. and with
the background music
of Vodafone..!
Insult SMS
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Wed 11 Feb 2009
Aur Bolna Mazak karne Ki BE Had Hoti Hai…
Posted by Rahul under Hindi Jokes SMS , Hindi SMS , Insult SMSComments Off
if people say ur crazy
Be Patient.
Ur Monkey,
Be Relax.
Ur stubid,
Be coo.
But if TheySay U R Smart,(
Thapar Lagana
Aur Bolna Mazak karne Ki BE Had Hoti Hai…..
Mon 26 Jan 2009
Last Night Devil Come In My Dream & Said That He Wanted to Disturb Good People
I Gave Him Ur Number, but He Said to me – I Can’t Disturb My Boss.
Wed 21 Jan 2009
Neengall sirikkum ovvoru vinaadiyum ungallai vittu maranam vilagi selgiradhu.
Aanaal,
Mattravargalluku maranam nerungugiradhu.
So
Brush pannittu Siringa..
Sun 18 Jan 2009
ABCDEFGHIJ
A=U r “Attractive.
B=U r “Brilliant.
C=U r “Cute.
D=U r “Dear to me.
E=U r “Excellent.
F=U r “Funny.
G=U r “Great.
H, I, J
Hello, I’m, Joking.
Sun 18 Jan 2009
Light can replace Sun,Parents can replace God,Daughter can replace Son
But Nothing in the World
can replace You
Coz
“LOCAL ITEM”
No Guarantee
No Replacement
Sat 17 Jan 2009
Decent..Obedient.. Neat.. Kind  Excellent   Young
That’s Me.!
Not You.
O.K..
Don’t feel sad..
You are also there.
Read 1st letter of each line..
Fri 16 Jan 2009
A Few BRAIN TEASERS :
Try to interpret the
stuff given below and
check with the answers :
1. man————  board
Ans = Man overboard
2.  Stand————      I
Ans = I understand
3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/g/
Ans = Reading between
the lines
4.   r   road     a     d
Ans = Cross road
5. T   o   w   n
Ans = Downtown
6. He’s /Â himself
Ans- He’s by himself
7. ecnalg
Ans- Backward glance
8. THINK
Ans- Think Big.!!!
9. ababaaaabbbbbaabbaaaaaabaaa…….
Ans-
Long Time No ‘C’ (See).
Wed 14 Jan 2009
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HAAAccchhi……
Excuse me…!
Sorry for the Disturbance….
Fri 2 Jan 2009
God made daylight n called it the SUN.
God made entertainment n called it FUN.
God made nightlight n called it the MOON.
God made U n called CARTOON.
Aapke haath me mobile hai..
Chehere pe khubh smile hai…
SMS ki achchi khasi File hai…
Phir bhi SMS nahi karte…
yaar, yeh kaun sa stupid style hai??
How to catch a squirrel?
Climb up a tree and just be yourself.
Squirrels will come to you on their own.
Because they just love NUTS .
Arz kiya hai:
I am a dog and u r a flower,
gaur farmaiega
I am a dog and u r a flower,
so let me lift my leg n give u a shower!
Ansoo tere nikale to aankhein meri ho,
Dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meri ho,
Khuda kare ki apni dosti itni gehari ho,
Baap tu bane aur Mehanat meri h
