I don’t know what makes you so dumb but it really works.

Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn’t have given you worse advice…

Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?

Your village just called. They’re missing an idiot.

Shouldn’t you have a license for being that ugly?

I’m sorry, I’m a little busy. Can i ignore you later?

I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.

Don’t let you mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.

A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone’s feelings unintentionally.

Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?

You can’t fix stupid.

And I thought I had problems? Look at your face!

Sure, I’ve seen people like you before – but I had to pay an admission.

If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative.

Sure, I’d love to help you out…now, which way did you come in?

The most effective comeback to an insult is silence.

Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing.

I’d love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can’t count that high.

I have met a lot of hard boiled eggs in my time, but you’re twenty minutes.

All day I thought of you….I was at the zoo.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

If you’re gonna be two faced.. at least try to make one pretty.

Don’t hate me because i’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.

He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words.

For the love of God, do you at least remember what you were doing the day they were passing out common sense?

I won’t insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said.

Insults should be written in sand, compliments should be carved in stone.

If brains were taxed, you’d get a rebate.

Even rabbits insult an dead lion.

There are two insults no human being will endure: that he has no sense of humor, and that he has never known trouble.

You’re so fake, Barbie is jealous.

An injury is much sooner forgotten than an insult.

Never insult an alligator until you’ve crossed the river.

I may be fat, but i can exercise, you can’t fix ugly!

They just ran out of brains by the time you got there, so they gave you a nice wood carving instead.

A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults.

Never insult anyone by accident.

Well, they do say opposites attract…so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.

To force a man to pay for the violation of his own liberty is indeed an addition of insult to injury.

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Actually it is not an video but wall paper we click on it with out noticing ………

PLEASE SEND ME YOUR BLOOD GRUP IT’S URGENT.
EK ACCIDENT HO GAYA HAI TUMHARA HI BLOOD CHAHIYE.
PLEASE MANA MAT KARNA. WARNA KUTTA MAR JAYEGA…||

To Prove..,”You Are Not An IDIOT”..
Take the test below :
Press Down
Press Up
Look…!! , You cudnt even follow the Instructions. !!
U IDIOT.!
Really You Proved It.

Last night some Monkeys came running to my room.
They wanted to trouble good people…
I suggested ur name.
They said Oh!!!No we cant disturb our Boss…

I love you a lot..

Bcoz MENAKA GANDHI said ” People should LOVE animals.”

It’s None of
Your Business.!

So
Brush pannittu Siringa..

H, I, J
Hello, I’m, Joking.

Coz

“LOCAL ITEM”
No Guarantee
No Replacement

That’s Me.!
Not You.
O.K..
Don’t feel sad..
You are also there.
Read 1st letter of each line..

1.  man————   board

Ans = Man overboard

2.   Stand————       I

Ans = I understand

3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/g/

Ans = Reading between
the lines

4.    r    road      a      d

Ans = Cross road

5.  T    o    w    n

Ans = Downtown

6. He’s /  himself

Ans- He’s by himself

7. ecnalg

Ans- Backward glance

8. THINK

Ans- Think Big.!!!

9. ababaaaabbbbbaabbaaaaaabaaa…….

Ans-
Long Time No ‘C’ (See).

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HAAAccchhi……

Excuse me…!
Sorry for the Disturbance….

Aapke haath me mobile hai..
Chehere pe khubh smile hai…
SMS ki achchi khasi File hai…
Phir bhi SMS nahi karte…

yaar, yeh kaun sa stupid style hai??

How to catch a squirrel?
Climb up a tree and just be yourself.
Squirrels will come to you on their own.
Because they just love NUTS .

Arz kiya hai:

I am a dog and u r a flower,

gaur farmaiega

I am a dog and u r a flower,
so let me lift my leg n give u a shower!

Ansoo tere nikale to aankhein meri ho,
Dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meri ho,
Khuda kare ki apni dosti itni gehari ho,
Baap tu bane aur Mehanat meri h

Lab Pe Hi Rukti
Lab Pe Hi Rukti Hai Baat Aate Aate
Neend To Nahi Aati Sapnay Bohat Hain Aate
Hum To Hain Phasay Ik Haseen Uljhan Mein
Kaash Woh Aakar Iseh Suljhaate::: ::::::::

Sorry there
Sorry there is no space for your msg in my inbox and also no space for you in my heart.

Kal ko milne
Kal ko milne ki aas rehne do,
Zindagi ki baqi pyas rhne do,
Apni khushiyan smait lo jana,
Mujh ko u hi udas rhne do.

Aj rotha howa
Aj rotha howa 1 shaks both yad aya
Acha guzra howa kuch waqt bohut yaad aya
Jo mery dard ko seenay mein chupa leta tha
Aj jab dard hua to bohut yad aya.

Hansi ne labon
Hansi ne labon pe ana choor dia hai,
Khawabo ne palkon pe ana choor dia hai
Aati nahi hain tab se hichkiyaan bhi
Aap ne jab se yaad karna choor dia hai.

Wada kero
Wada kero per nibhana sikho
Chahat dil mein rakho per jitna sikho
U hi kisi ko intizar na karvao
Koi ager pyar se SMS kare to jawab dena sikho.

Dukha k bat karo
zulf rukh say hatta k bat karo
raat ko din bana k bat karo
ashianay k charagh madhum hain tum zara
aankhain uttha k baat karo koi taza fareb
danain ko tum zara muskara k baat karo
yeh bhi andazay guftagu hai koi jab karo dil dukha k bat karo

Not u dear,
3rd eating banana
Y u always think u r a monkey?

How to catch a squirrel?
Climb up a tree and just be yourself.
Squirrels will come to you on their own.
Because they just love NUTS .