Funny SMS & SMS Jokes

Every test in your life makes you bitter or better.
Every problem comes to make or break you.
Choice is yours,
Whether you become victim or victor!

Life indeed would be dull
if there were no such difficulties.
So try to solve all difficulties with
courage smile and honesty and enjoy life.

Luck is Not in Your Hands,
But Work is in Your Hands.
Your Work Can Make Luck
But Luck Can’t Make Ur Work.
So Always Trust URSELF
And Do Ur BEST!!!

Falling down is not defeat
Defeat is when you refuse to get up
Even the word IMPOSIBLE says
I AM POSIBLE

Life is like having a cup of coffee,
You sit by the window,
lift the cup,
take a careless sip and find no sugar,
Too lazy to go for the sugar,
you somehow manage with that sugarless cup,
On finishing you discover undissolved sugar crystals
settled at the bottom.
Thats how life
We do not make any effort to value what is around [...]

Do u know
what is Difference
Between
Ur Smile n my Smile,
U Smile when
U R Happy,
&
I Smile
when I see U
H A p p y

* To fall in love.

* To laugh until it hurts your stomach.

* To find mails by the thousands when you return from a vacation.

* To go for a vacation to some pretty place.

* To listen to your favorite song in the radio.

* To go to bed and to listen while it rains outside.

* To leave the! Shower and find that the towel is warm.

* To clear your last exam.

* To receive a call from someone, you don’t see a lot, but you want to.

* To find money in a pant that you haven’t used since last year.

* To laugh at yourself looking at mirror, making faces. ))

* Calls at midnight that last for hours. )

* To laugh without a reason.

* To accidentally hear somebody say something good about you.

* To wake up and realize it is still possible to sleep for a couple of hours.

* To hear a song that makes you remember a special person.

* To be part of a team.

* To watch the sunset from the hill top.

* To make new friends.

* To feel butterflies! In the stomach every time that you see that person.

* To pass time with your best friends.

* To see people that you like, feeling happy.

* To use a sweater of the person that you like and find that it still smells of their perfume.

* See an old friend again and to feel that the things have not changed.

* To take an evening walk along the beach.

* To have somebody tell you that he/she loves you.

* To laugh …….laugh. …….and laugh …… remembering stupid things done with stupid friends.

These are the best moments of life….

Let us learn to cherish them.

Don’t count what you have lost.
Just see what you have now,
because past never comes back but sometimes
future can give you back your lost things.

1.Insan apni toheen maaf kr sakta hai, bhool nahi sakta
2. Jis se mohabbat ki jaye us se Muqabla nahi kya jata
3. Kabhi na girna kamaal nahi
Bal k gir k sambhal jana kamaal hai
4. Kisi ko panay ki tmanna mat kro blke khud
ko is qabil bnao k wo tmhan panay ki tmanna krne lge

You Are Strong…
Some people will try to make you
feel bad about being a woman,
will try to convince you that
you’re incapable or inferior.
Don’t believe it.
This is your life,
and you can do anything
you want to do.
You don’t have to
follow someone else’s
expectations of who you should be.
Never let anyone convince you otherwise,
and never set limits upon yourself,
because you’re a woman.
You can admire the same
qualities in yourself
that you admire in men.
Remember that you’re strong,
intelligent, and capable.
You’re dedicated to
any endeavor that you undertake.
You are a woman,
and you have power.
You can follow your dreams
and dance to the beat
of your own heart.
You don’t have to go
through life dangling
from the clouds;
instead you can fly to
the stars and claim
one for your own.

I hope you woke up this morning
with a big smile on your face…

I hope the sun is shining just for you
and the birds are singing their very best songs…

I hope your coffee is hot and tastes just right
and the cats are purring contentedly,
and the mailman waves a cheery hello
and there are no bills in the mailbox…

I hope that your day is filled with lovely surprises
and friends call you up just to say “Hi”…

I hope you feel on top of the world
with a spring in your step all day…

I hope just everything goes your way …

I hope everything is well with your world,
a place for everything and everything in its place…

I hope you can enjoy all you do
and you are complimented on the way you look
and you can laugh and talk and share
to your heart’s content…

I hope you have all you wish for yourself
and those dear to you,
and all your dreams come true…

At the end of the day
I wish you a perfect moon shining just for you,
a snug and cozy bed with the softest of pillows
and I hope you sleep like a lamb
with a smile on your face…

I hope you have a perfect end to the perfect day
and I hope that every day is just as wonderful
in its own way…

I hope your day is …
Filled with love.

~By Ruth Bourdon~

If only you knew,
how my heart overflows with love for you.
If only you could see
the way you fill my hopes and dreams.
You’re the owner of my heart,
the ruler supreme.
Even in the dark of night,
I’ve only to think about you
to feel your loving light
and from this world I drift
feeling as if
I’ll never touch the ground again…
If only you knew.
If only you could guess
how I hear your voice when others speak;
for you hold the key to my happiness,
and it’s always you my soul seeks.
If only you could feel,
how your very presence
has the power to heal,
all the wounds inside me.
You’ve made me abandon
the pain of yesterday,
and you’ve shown me
that the past can no longer
stand in the way
of what I hope to achieve…
If only you knew.
If only you could realize
the way you’ve shown me
that it’s better to give
than to take,
and whatever I do,
I do for your sake.
I’m willing to give you my all
and expect nothing in return.
But, oh how I yearn
for you…
if only you knew.

You aren’t the first to fall.
Everyone, no matter how successful,
suffers pain, loss,
and disappointment.
And no road to a dream is
smooth or paved in gold.
But some qualities separate
the winners from the losers:
the winners may not be smarter
or more talented,
but they have faith that
great things are ahead.
They stay calm when the
tempest beats at their shore.
They know that storms never last long,
and they don’t let their dreams dissolve
beneath a bit of rain.
Don’t give up!
You can do it!

How To Start Your Day With A Positive Attitude

1. Open a new file in your PC .

2. Name it ‘ Boss ‘

3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN

4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN

5. Your PC will ask you, ‘Are you sure you want to delete Boss permanently? ‘

6. Answer calmly, ‘Yes,’ and press the mouse button firmly….

7. Feel better?

HAVE A NICE DAY

YOU WILL NEVER BE SORRY

for thinking before acting,
for hearing before judging,
for forgiving your enemies,
for being candid and frank in love,
for helping a fallen brother,
for being honest in business,
for thinking before speaking,
for standing up for your principles,
for closing your ears to gossip,
for bridling a slanderous tongue,
for harboring pure thoughts,
for empathising with the afflicted,
for being courteous and kind to all.

Life is short.
Share your smiles.
Forget your grudges.
Respect and cherish everyone you see today.

Remember tomorrow may never come…!