Funny SMS & SMS Jokes

Feeling Tense???
THINK OF ME . . .
Feeling Sad???
CALL ME . . .
Feeling Lonely ???
SEE ME . . .
Feeling Sleepy ? ??
DREAM OF ME . . .
My Name is
SELF CONFIDENCE
NEVER LOOSE ME . .

Every problem in a life
Carries a Gift inside it.
So Whenever You
Loose Something
Don’t get upset
Bcoz Something
May wait for you
More than you lost …

Do not give up when you
Still have something to give.
Nothing is really over until the
Moment you stop trying.
It is a fragile thread that
Binds us to each other.

Take time to
Go back in Life for
just a min. :

When dad was the only hero.

When love was mom’s hug.

When dad’s shoulder was the highest place on earth.

When your worst enemies were your siblings.

When the only thing
that could hurt were wounded knees.

When the only things broken were toys.

and..

When goodbyes meant
only till tomorrow.
.
Now..

We realise
Life has Changed so much.!
Even then
Life has to go on
and on and on. .

The Biggest Suspense Of Life is:
We Know 4 Whom We Are Praying But
We Never Knw D Person Who Is Praying 4 Us
May Happiness be yours 4ever.

Beauty Doesn’t Make Love But Luv Makes Beauty
Break Everything ButNever Break The Heart
Heart Is The Music Play It But Never Play With It..

D mind of True frnz r like d lines of a Railway track,
they never meet they never cross.
Bt they always go a long way 2GETHER.

To Have good relations with all,
We should keep our nature like a Theatre Screen.
It accepts All Characters but remains Peacefully White

When u face choices,just toss a coin,
not becoz it settles d question bt while d coin is in d air,
u”ll know what ur heart is hoping for.

Relationship is -when som1 hurts u, u don hurt back,
Wen som1 shouts at u, u don shout back,
But when som1 needs u ,you always come back..

Life somtimes bcomes so’Selfish’ that it wants everything.. .
Butwhile trying for everything,
we miss something thats worth”Everything” .

Life is like a Rubix Cube,There r Countless No. Of Wrong
TWISTS & TURNS,
But
When U Get it RIGHT,
It Looks PERFECT Whatever Way U Look 8 it.

Gud Frnds r hard 2choose Dey r even harder 2 Lose Wen u face any problem, dont say “Frnd,
i hv a prblem”, say,
“Hey Problem,i have a FRND”

For evry1 there is a certain some1 who makes the grey sky appear blue,I’m glad to say that mine ONE is YOU, My Sweet Heart..

“the key to realizing a dream is to focus not on success but significance -
and then even the small steps and little victories along your path will
take on greater meaning.”

Greatness lies not in being strong, but in the right use of strength.

1. Wake Up!!

Decide to have a good day.

2. Dress Up!!

The best way to dress up is to put on a smile.

A smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks.

3. Shut Up!!

Say nice things and learn to listen.

With two ears and one mouth..

it’s meant for us to do twice as much listening as talking.

“He who guards his lips guards his soul.”

4. Stand Up!!

. . . for what you believe in.
Stand for something or you will fall for anything.

5. Look Up !!

. . . Keep yourself centered. Remember, you are important.

6. Reach Up !!

. . . for something higher.

Trust with all your heart, and lean not unto your own understanding.

7. Lift Up !!

. . . your Prayers.

“Do not worry about anything; instead PRAY ABOUT EVERYTHING.”

A POSITIVE THOUGHT

When you worry and hurry through your day, it is like an unopened gift…Thrown away…Life is not a race. Take it slower. Hear the music before the song is over.

“Life may not be the party we hoped for…
but while we are here we might as well dance!”

Invite people here that you care about.
I thought this was mighty special, just like you.

HAVE A NICE DAY!

When one beautiful moment ends, another begins. Do not hold
So tightly that you miss the beauty altogether.

With a thankful heart, enjoy the goodness that comes your
Way in things great and small. The way to make sure you
Never lose it is to simply let it be.

In good time the joys of life come, one after another. Be
Open and accepting of what is now here, and you’ll connect
With the abundance that is all around you.

Each moment is a blessing. Treasure its unique gifts and do
Not rush to the next one, or worry that the last one was
Insufficient.

Relish the beauty that is now, and know that there will be
More. Fully live and appreciate what you have right here and
Now.

In this beautiful moment is great and profound treasure. Let
It be, and it is always yours.

A smile gives red colour 2 ur cheeks,
White 2 ur teeth,
Pink colour 2 ur lips,
Silver colour 2 ur eyes,
So keep smiling
&
enjoy the colours of life

Life is Diff than a teacher. A teacher teaches lesson then keeps d exam, but LIFE keeps d exam 1st then teaches d lesson…Tht’s LIFE.

1 heart beat=>
LUB n DUB
Each heart beat hap a special msg 2 convey..
LUB says Live Ur Life d best & DUB says Do Ur Best in ur life…
BEST OF LUCK..

+ve pictures cum out 4m -ve dvlped in a dark room.
So if u find urself lonely n in dark, understand dat God is makin a beautiful pict 4 u.

Life ends when u stop Dreaming,
Hope ends when u stop Believing,
Love ends when u stop Caring,
SO Dream, Believe, & Care —-
LIFE IS REALLY BEAUTIFUL.

Success is ‘bt winning the ultimate war,nt necessarily every battle ..so buddy even if u have lost dnt be disheartened..try again n again until u WIN…’n u will def WIN

2 lovers plan a suicide. Boy jumped first. Gal closed her eyes n returned back saying: Luv is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying: Luv never dies

Success is nothing more than a few simple disciplines, practiced every day; while failure is simply a few errors in judgment, repeated every day. It is the accumulative weight of our disciplines and our judgments that leads us to either fortune or failure

Love urself ,Flirt with ur understanding,Romance with dreams,Get engaged with simplicity,Marry genuiness,Divorce the ego…Thats Good Life…

If god answers your prayer , He is increasing your faith. If He delays He is increasing your patience. If He doesnt answer, He knows you can handle it perfectly.

Feeling bored?
think of me-
feeling sad?
call me-
feeling sleepy?
dream of me-
feeling lonely?
see me
my name is
self confidence……
never lose me!!!!

If a drop of water falls on a llake its identity is over, but if same water drop falls on a lotus leaf it shines like a pearl. The drop is the same but the company matters….

Fly in d plane of ambition,
Land in d airport of success,
luck is urs, wish is mine,
may ur future bright..