Funny SMS & SMS Jokes

In life, dont expect anything from anyone.
Because expectation, when not fulfilled, gives you pain.
When you get something without expecting it,
It gives you pleasure.
Keep doing your part
And leave the rest to God.

Successs iz like ur own shadow,
if u try 2 catch then u ll never succeed,
ignore it & walk in ur own way..
it wil follow you….

Love…… what you’ve got,
Remember……. what you had,
Learn from….. your mistakes,
But
Never regret,
People change,
Things go wrong,
But
Remember Life Goes On…..

Emotions dont have words,
Wishes dont have scripts,
If u smile, world is with u,
Otherwise even a drop of tear doesn’t like to stay with u..
So keep smiling!!

Taking pain said the nail.
keeping cool said the ice.
driving hard said the hammer.
being up-to-date said the calendar.
being sharp said the knife.
making light around you said the fire.
sticking to it said the glue.
being bright said the lamp.
being on time said the clock
saving a drop said the faucet.
and best of all, “learning from it” said the mistake.

Life is the best school.
God is the best teacher.
Problem is the best assignment.
Failure is the best revision.
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If I cannot forgive myself for all
the blunders
That I have made over the years,
Then how can I proceed?
How can I ever dream perfection-
dreams?
Move, I must, forward.
Fly, I must, upward.
Dive, I must, inward,
To be once more
What I truly am
And shall forever remain.
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Master your emotions and impulses.
Be strong in your determination.
Be firm in your resolution.
You will get success in every walk of life.
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Umbrella can’t stop the rain but can make us stand in the rain,
confidence may not bring success but gives us power to face any challenges
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LIfe is football game & we are the football .. .
never mind the kicks of people because,
without kicks we may not reach the goal
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See the clock only when you have no work…
Don’t see It when you are on work, otherwise clock may be a big lock for success !
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A winning horse does not no what is win,
it only runs bcoz of pain given by it rider,
so whenever you are in pain,
think that god wants you to win.
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Past is experience,
present is experiment,
future is expectation,
use ur experience in
your experiment to
achieve your expectations
Good Day

You are Strong…
When you take your grief
and teach it to smile.

You are Brave…
When you over come your fears
and help others to do the same.

You are Happy…
When you see a flower and
are thankful for the blessing.

You are Loving….
When your own pain does not
blind you to the pain of others.

You are Wise….
When you know the limits
of your wisdom.

You are True….
When you admit there are
times you fool yourself.

You are Alive….
When tomorrow’s hope means
more to you then yesterdays mistakes.

You are Growing…
When you know what you are
but not what you will become.

You are Free…
When you are in control of yourself
and do not wish to control others.

You are Honorable…
When you find your honor is to find honer others.

You are Generous…
When you can take as
sweetly as you can give.

You are Humble….
When you do not know how humble you are.

You are Thoughtful.. .
When you see me as just as i am and treat me just as you are.

You are Merciful..
When you forgive in others the faults you condemn in yourself.

You are Beautiful…
When you do not need a mirror to tell you.

You are Rich…
When you never need more then whet you have.

You are YOU…
When you are at peace with who you are not.

Let your heart guide you.
It whispers, so listen carefully.
The Land Before Time Love lights its own path.
It never gets lost on its way home.
Don’t try to reason with your heart or feel with your mind
for just as the heart knows no logic, the mind can’t lead you to your soul.

“The Things You Do” Your smile, a gentle touch, a hug here and there. Little things that mean so much, to let me know you care. I don’t need expensive things, just a little time with you. No fur coats or diamond rings, Could compare to the things you do.

Someone Somewhere Dreams Of Your Smile…
And While Thinking Of You Thinks That Life Is Worthwhile..!
So Whenever You Are Lonely Remember Its True…
Somewhere Someone Is Thinking Of You..!!!