Funny SMS & SMS Jokes

I refuse to be discouraged,
To be sad, or to cry;
I refuse to be downhearted,
and here’s the reason why:

I have a God who’s mighty,
Who’s sovereign and supreme;
I have a God who loves me,
and I am on His team.

He is all-wise and powerful.
God is His name;
Though everything is changeable,
My God remains the same.

My God knows all that’s happening;
Beginning to the end;
His presence is my comfort;
He is my dearest Friend.

When sickness comes to weaken me,
To bring my head down low,
I call upon my mighty God;
Into His arms I go.

When circumstances threaten
to rob me of my peace;
He draws me close unto His breast,
Where all my striving cease.

When my heart melts within me,
and weakness takes control;
He gathers me into His arms,
He soothes my heart and soul.

The great “I AM” is with me.
My life is in His hand;
The “Son of the Lord” is my hope,
It’s in His strength I stand.

I refuse to be defeated,
My eyes are on my God;
He has promised to be with me,
as through this life I trod.

I’m looking past all my circumstances,
To Heaven’s throne above;
My prayers have reached the heart of God
I’m resting in His love.

I give God thanks in everything.
My eyes are on His face;
The battle’s His, the victory mine;
He’ll help me win the race.

Manoj Rai

Concentrate on your assets.
Successful people do not dwell on their weaknesses. They focus on their strengths. Learn to keep your focus on your assets and you will notice the change in your days very quickly.

Use positive words.
Positive words build a positive life. Fill your life with as many positive words as you can think of. Then grow your vocabulary to include more! Learn to speak positive whenever you open your mouth.

Enlarge your vision.
If your vision for your life does not stretch you and seem like a challenge to reach then you will never enjoy the success that could be yours. Learn to think big thoughts for your life.

Realize the importance of your job.
When you think of your job as one that has importance and meaning and when you realize where your job will take you, life takes on a much greater meaning. Find the reasons why your job matters, not just to you but to the people around you and in your community, as well.

Focus on your objectives.
Too often our minds want to focus on the problems we are encountering. We think that by focusing on the problems we will solve them. Not true. Train yourself to get your mind off your problems and to focus on your objectives. Now you have discovered how to overcome the obstacles in life. Your brain wants to focus on objectives and how to get there and as a result, take you to your success.

Believe in you
When the world feels like
It is crashing
Down upon your shoulders

Believe in you
When your doubt and confusion
Blind you to the reality
Of your beauty and strength

Believe in you
When the road becomes dark
And you feel the path
Has fallen from beneath your feet

Believe in you
When what you seek for tomorrow
Seems forever lost
In the confusion of today

Believe in you
When all you wish
Is to slumber, to dream
And awaken, cleansed of turmoil and trepidation

Believe in you
For you are
Your own
Deliverance

Believe in you
Half as much
As I believe
And you will prevail…
NarSingh

When tomorrow starts without me
And I not there to see,
If the sun should rise and find your eyes
All filled with tears for Me;

I wish so much you wouldn’t cry
The way you did today,
While thinking of the many things,
We didn’t get to say.

I know how much you love me,
As much as I love you,
And each time that you think of me,
I know you’ll miss me too;

But when tomorrow starts without Me,
Please try to understand,
That an angel came and called my name,
And took me by the hand,

And said my place was ready,
In heaven far above,
And that I’d have to leave behind
All those I dearly love.

But as I turned to walk away,
A tear fell from my eye
For all my life, I’d always thought,
I didn’t want to die.

I had so much to live for,
So much left yet to do,
It seemed almost impossible,
That I was leaving you.

I thought of all the yesterdays,
The good ones and the bad,
I thought of all the love we shared,
And all the fun we had.

If I could relive yesterday,
Just even for a while,
I’d say good-bye and kiss you
And maybe see you smile.

But then I fully realized,
That this could never be,
For emptiness and memories,
Would take the place of me.

And when I thought of worldly things,
I might miss come tomorrow,
I thought of you, and when I did,
My heart was filled with sorrow.

But when I walked through Heaven’s gates,
I felt so much at home.
When God looked down and smiled at me,
From His great golden throne,

He said, “This is eternity,
And all I’ve promised you.
Today your life on earth is past,
But here life starts anew.

“I promise no tomorrow,
But today will always last,
And since each day’s the same way
There’s no longing for the past.

“You have been so faithful,
So trusting and so true.
Though there were times
You did some things
You knew you shouldn’t do.

“But you have been forgiven
And now at last you’re free.
So won’t you come and take my hand
And share my life with me.”

So when tomorrow starts without Me,
Don’t think we’re far apart,
For every time you think of Me,
I’m right here, in your heart.

Send this to all those you care about…
Because you never know what’s going to happen tomorrow…
Show them how much you care, before it’s too late…

Manoj Rai

When you take something for granted,
you can quickly forget That it’s even there.
If you take it for granted long Enough,
it may in fact be gone the next time
you look for It.

Why is gratitude so very powerful?
Because it keeps you Connected to all
the good things in your life.

Don’t let the immense value that’s already
yours wander away Because of neglect.
Take time to remember, take time to
Celebrate and be grateful, and
take time to say thank you.

Instead of continually wishing for more,
take a loving and Thankful look at all
that you already have.
By sincerely Appreciating what’s
already yours, you can build upon it to
Reach any dream you could possibly imagine.

Make it a habit to reflect each day on
how truly fortunate You are.
It is your awareness that enables your
richest Blessings to continue unfolding
and expanding throughout Your world.

See the beauty that’s already there,
and the value that’s Already yours.
It is more than enough to propel you
Positively and meaningfully forward.
~Ralph Marston~

Destiny is not a matter of chance,It’s a matter of choice; It’s not a thing to be waited for,It’s a thing to be achieved. ~William Jennings Bryan

When you know what you want, and you want it badly enough, you’ll find a way to get it. ~Jim Rohn

In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. ~ Albert Einstein

The only limits are, as always, those of vision. ~James Broughton

Someone once asked me why do you always insist on taking the hard road? And I replied why do you assume I see two roads?

Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it. ~ Henry David Thoreau

Argue for your limitations and sure enough they are yours.~ Richard Bach

Adversity cause some men to break; others to break records.

Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go. ~ William Feather

A man can succeed at almost anything for which he has unlimited enthusiasm. ~ Charles Schwab

Challenges are what make life interesting; overcoming them is what makes life meaningful. ~ Joshua J. Marine

The thing always happens that you really believe in; and the belief in a thing makes it happen. ~ Frank Lloyd Wright

I’m a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. ~ Thomas Jefferson

He is the most unfortunate who’s today is not better than yesterday. ~Muhammad (PBUH)

Success can never be controlled, but performance always can. ~John F. Murray

If you are not big enough to lose, you are not big enough to win. ~Walter Reuther

Never stand begging for what you have the power to earn.

There are two ways of meeting difficulties: you alter the difficulties, or you alter yourself to meet them. ~Phyllis Bottome

Many of life’s failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up.

Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom.

You always pass failure on the way to success. ~Mickey Rooney

Whenever I hear, ‘It can’t be done,’ I know I’m close to success ~ Michael Flatley

Without a sense of urgency, desire loses its value. ~ Jim Rohn

God gives every bird it’s food, but does not always drop it into the nest.

Kites rise highest against the wind not with it ~ Sir Winston Churchill

To make yourself exceptional is the biggest achievement of your life.

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. ~ Eleanor Roosevelt

Do not give up when you
Still have something to give.
Nothing is really over until the
Moment you stop trying.
It is a fragile thread that
Binds us to each other.

The Biggest Suspense Of Life is:
We Know 4 Whom We Are Praying But
We Never Knw D Person Who Is Praying 4 Us
May Happiness be yours 4ever.

Beauty Doesn’t Make Love But Luv Makes Beauty
Break Everything ButNever Break The Heart
Heart Is The Music Play It But Never Play With It..

D mind of True frnz r like d lines of a Railway track,
they never meet they never cross.
Bt they always go a long way 2GETHER.

To Have good relations with all,
We should keep our nature like a Theatre Screen.
It accepts All Characters but remains Peacefully White

When u face choices,just toss a coin,
not becoz it settles d question bt while d coin is in d air,
u”ll know what ur heart is hoping for.

Relationship is -when som1 hurts u, u don hurt back,
Wen som1 shouts at u, u don shout back,
But when som1 needs u ,you always come back..

Life somtimes bcomes so’Selfish’ that it wants everything.. .
Butwhile trying for everything,
we miss something thats worth”Everything” .

Life is like a Rubix Cube,There r Countless No. Of Wrong
TWISTS & TURNS,
But
When U Get it RIGHT,
It Looks PERFECT Whatever Way U Look 8 it.

Gud Frnds r hard 2choose Dey r even harder 2 Lose Wen u face any problem, dont say “Frnd,
i hv a prblem”, say,
“Hey Problem,i have a FRND”

For evry1 there is a certain some1 who makes the grey sky appear blue,I’m glad to say that mine ONE is YOU, My Sweet Heart..

To reach for a soul and follow a path to a destiny,
To stand in the shadows together,
To gather the pedals that fall, holding them together as one ,
To love at first glances, as eyes meet with each other ,

To hold the one forever by ones side ,
Releasing the energy from within,
that held the meaning of two joined,,
Engaged in gentle words to embrace,

To hold the gentle smile as you meet my grace,
This stands to my side for what I hold to love ,
Then you know when words can stand a hold on you,
you must hold to the heart,

Walk the destiny and survive the ups and downs ,
Gather all moments and follow the course ,
For the long journey of love, has been longing once traveled,,
When I reached for what held my soul to another,

That’s held by the sharing of ones heart with each other,
When all seems unfrozen inside and my love comes together,
The cold chill meets my soul , warmth plays pleasure to me,
This journey will come to a end,

Then I will know,
I have reached the end of this journey, my heart will follow
Then do I know ,I’m in love ,
I must have listened to my heart ;
For this love is the beginning ,,of what we now have ,

I may not have a lot of fame
Nor a mansion on a hill
I have no real fine gifts to give
There is nothing to reveal.

I do not have a lot of wealth
But I have the things I need
There are those who have most everything
Whose lives are full of greed.

I have a kind and loving heart
With gentleness doth reign
There are those who have no heart at all
And send out lots of pain.

I have a wonderful spirit
That will never grow jagged or old
There are those who have no feeling at all
Their days are dark and cold.

I have a wonderful pair of legs
To help me get around
There are those who have no legs at all
To lift them when they’re down.

I have a wonderful pair of arms
To give a hug or two
There are those who have no arms at all
To feel the love I do.

I have a wonderful pair of hands
To let me work and play
There are those who have no hands at all
To help them through the day.

I have a wonderful pair of ears
To listen to the rain
There are those who cannot hear at all
The splash upon the pane.

I have a wonderful pair of eyes
They have beheld some beautiful sights.
There are those who cannot see at all
Their world is black as night.

I have a wonderful sense of smell
And enjoyed the aroma of flowers
There are those who cannot know this joy
And miss life’s fragrant hours.

My life has been a rainbow
With only a bit of strife
Today I counted my blessings
I have a wonderful life.

-Pradeep Sharma