Sun 1 Mar 2009
Wife: What is Inflation? Husband: Earlier you
were 36-24-36
Now you are 40-42-48
Now you have much
More than before
yet your worth is
much Less
That’s Inflation
Husband & Wife Jokes
Archived Posts from this Category
Sat 28 Feb 2009
Ram – I notice that
Your Wife is
mostly in the kitchen,
Probably she Cooks
many varieties.!
Shyam – No.! Actually
our Telephone Connection
is in the kitchen.!
Tue 24 Feb 2009
Wife to Husband :
“You spent
6 nights creating a
45 minute Powerpoint
to explain Why You
Don’t have 5 minutes
to Clean out the Litter Box.?”
Tue 24 Feb 2009
Wife – I wish I was
your book so that I
could be in front of
your eyes constantly. Husband – Oh, I wish
you were a calendar
which I could replace
every year.
Wed 18 Feb 2009
A new Store opens that
Sells Husbands..
The shop has 5 floors..
With each floor, the
price rises.. conditions
for visiting the store
states that you can
visit the store only Once
and you may Not
come Down Except
to Exit the shop..
A woman enters..
1st floor sign reads-
here Men have Jobs..
She goes to the next floor.. 2nd floor- here Men
have Jobs and Love Kids.. she continues to the
next floor.. 3rd floor-
here Men have Jobs,
Love Kids and are
Good Looking.. she
thinks wow.! But still goes
to the next floor..
4th floor- here Men
Have Jobs, Love Kids,
are Good Looking and
Help in House Hold Work..
The woman is so
Tempted to stay, but
Can’t Resist to go to
the next floor..
5th floor- You are
Visitor no. 6,75,34,289..
There are No Men here.. This floor purely exists
to prove that
Women are Impossible
to Please.!..
Sun 15 Feb 2009
Liz : Howz my fiance?
Friend : Good.
But he looks bad when
he Smiles.
Liz : So what? After marriage either ways, where will he have the chance to smile or laugh
Sun 15 Feb 2009
Shyam – A Married Man makes a very
Good Salesman.
Ram – How.?
Shyam – Because he
is used to taking orders.
Sun 15 Feb 2009
Define Husband and Wife.!?!
Normally, Social animals.
But, Can Turn Into
Wild animals in a Second.!!
Sun 15 Feb 2009
The definition of a
Perfect Wife.!?!
One who Helps the
Husband with the Dishes. . .
Sun 15 Feb 2009
The happiest couple
on earth was probably Adam and Eve because
Both of them had
No mothers-in-law.
