Sat 14 Mar 2009
Doctor: You need
New Glasses
Patient: How do you know
I havent told you
whats wrong with me yet
Doctor: I could tell
as soon as you
Walked in through
the Window
Hospital Jokes SMS
Archived Posts from this Category
Sat 14 Mar 2009
Patient : Doctor, You
have given Two Prescriptions.!
Doctor : Yes, This one
is to to make You
Feel Better and the
other one to make the
Drug Company Feel Better
Tue 10 Feb 2009
Man woke up in a
hospital after serious accident.
He shouted, Doctor,
I can’t Feel My Legs.!”
Doctor replied, “I know
you Can’t – I’ve Cut off
Your Arms.!”
Thu 22 Jan 2009
70 Year Old Tom went
to the Doctor for a
Check up.
Days later the Doctor
sees Tom with a
Gorgeous Young Woman
and says, Wow, Aren’t
you really Doing Great.?!
Tom : I’m just doing
what You Said, Doc.
You said Get a
Hot Mamma and
Be Cheerful.
Doc.: God. I Only Said,
‘You’ve Got a
Heart Murmur: Be Careful.’
Sat 17 Jan 2009
Doctors can be
Frustrating.!
You Wait a
Month-and-a-half
for an Appointment,
and he says, “I Wish
You’d Come to Me Sooner”
Sat 17 Jan 2009
Ortho Surgeon to Patient :
“I’ve Good news and
Bad news for you.
The Bad news is
I Amputated the Wrong Leg.
The Good news is Your
Bad Leg is Getting Better.”
