SMS Jokes

Hotho pe PYAR ka Taraana rakhna
Dil me PYAR ka Fasaana rakhna
Hum Dil-O-Jaan se Chahte he Tumko
Bus hume apne Dil me Basa ke rakhna!

Yeh duniya 1 chota sa khwab hai.
Jiyo apni jindagi aise,
jaise ji raha gulab hai.
Reh kar sath aap kaanto ke bhi,
muskurao hamesha jaise muskurata gulab hai…

Faasla mita kar aapas main pyaar rakhna,
Pyaar ka ye rishta hamesha yun hi barkaraar rakhna,
Bichad jaye kabhi aapse hum toh,
Aankhoon main hamesha intazar rakhna.

Khuda tujhe urooj aisa naseeb kare,
kay rashk tere naseeb per falak kare,
har more per frishtay hon sath tere,
har ghum per hifazat tairi khuda kare…

Munnabhai : Ye Circuit !! Sala apun ke desh ko kaun chala rahela hai ?
Circuit : Bhai….bole to apun ka desh to SMS chala rahela hai….
Munnabhai : Abe kya bak raha hai?
Circuit : Bhai …sahi bola apun NE…SMS bole to …Sardar Manmohan Singh !!
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Ghanta : Kal Raat ko party me Maine ek ladki ko RAPE se bachaya….
Viru : Wah bhai….par kaise??
Ghanta : Self Control yaar…Self Control !!!
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Teacher : What is MATHS?
Student : Mental Attack To Healthy Students!!
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Ghanta ki wife : Doctor NE muze na ek mahine ke liye aaraam karane ke liye kaha hai…aur kisi hill station pe jaane ke liye kaha hai….batao na darling hum kaha jayenge?
Ghanta : Kisi doosare doctor ke paas !!!
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Santa ka ek Buddha padosi accident me mar gaya…
Woh uske ghar gaya aur poocha “BODY AAGAYI KYA?”
Tabhi body lekar ambulance AA gayi…
Santa Bola “Ye Lo ! Uncle ki badi lambi umar hai !!”
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Circuit : Muzse shaadi karle
Mera bahut lambaa hai….
Girl : Kya?
Circuit : ANUBHAV…
Girl: Thik hai main tayyar hoon…
Mera bhi kaafi GEHRA hai….
Circuit : Kya?
Girl : AATMAVISHWAAS !!
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Sardarni : Pata hai …aaj 3 Dakoo aye aur meri izzat looti !
Sardar : Tumne unhe roka kyo nahi??
Sardarni: Maine bahot roka lekin woh kahne lage ….
Ab to hame jaane do …hum bahot thak gaye hai…. !!

Dosti aur pyar nadi kinare ghumne gaye,
Pyar nadi me gir gaya kyon ki
Pyar andha hota hai.
Uske pichhe dosti bhi gir gayi,
Kyon ki dosti kisi ka sath nahi chhodti.
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Mein aapko ye to nahi kahta k,
Mein aapko msg karta hun to aap bhi mujhe msg karo.
Par mere pyare dosto tum jinda bhi ho,
Ye batane k liye to ek msg kar diya karo.

Circit:- Bhai, bole to apun ko bhi HAPPY RAKSHABANDHAN bolne ka hai.
Munna:- Bol daal bol daal mamu bindas hoke bol daal.
Circit:- Mere pyaare-pyaare bhaiyon aur meri pyaari-pyaari saheliyon ko…….
Munna:- Are nahi circit. Bahan bol bahan.
Circit:- Mere pyaare-pyaare bhaiyon aur unki pyaari-pyaari bahnon ko mera pyaar bhara salaam. Wish You Haapy Rakshabandhan to you. Bindas bol dala bhai.

Jungle Me Sher Aya Tha,
Hathi Aya Bandar Aya, Hiran Aya,
Phir Sherne Bandarse Puchha “Abe Apna Gadha Kahan Hai?”
To Bandar Bola Huzur Abi Wo SMS Padh Raha Hai…

Kaate nahin katte din ye raat.
kehni thi tumse jo dilki baat.
lo aaj main kehta hoon..
I LOVE YOU.

Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar
Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar
Kabhi apne DIL se juda mat Samajna
Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK bankar…
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Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge
Teri har baat par aetbaar karenge
Tujhe SMS karne ko toh nahin kahenge
Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezaar karenge..