Funny SMS & SMS Jokes

Aao sunaye pyar ki ek kehani
Ek tha ladka college mein vo padata tha
Ek banankar apna alag group har kisi se vo ladata tha
College mein tha vo bada mashhoor
Ek ladaki thi jo uske hi college mein padati thi
Vo pad gai uske pyar ke chakkar mein
Is tarah us ka dil ho gaya pal pal us ladake ke bare mein sochane par majboor

Us ladaki ne pal pal us ladake ke liye mangi mannat
Lekin us pyar ki mari ladaki ko nahi naseeb hui uske sapno ki jannat
Us ladaki mein kashish thi itni ki har kisi ko kar de vo ghayal
Lekin vo bechari ladki sirf us ladake ko nahien kar saki apni najaron se ghayal
Us ladaki ka bada hi komal tha dil
Hashil karne us ladake ka pyar vo bhi ho gai uske group mein shamil
Itna hi nahien badi door hai uska ghar uske liye ghar se itni door kaun banata hoga khana
Vo har roj lunch box mein uske liye bhi lekar aati thi khana
Par us ladke ne kabhi uski mohabbat ko nahien pehchana

Ek samay ki hai baat kucchh ladkon ne shararat ki us ladki aur us ladke ke doston ke sath
Lene badala us shrarat ka vo ladaka apne doston ke liye lad pada shararati ladkon ke sath
Us ladai mein us ladake ke group ki hui jeet
Unhone jamkar ki dusre group se maar peet
Vo ladka lada tha sirf apne doston ke sath hui shrarat ke liye
Use us ladki ke sath hui shararat ka nahien hua ehsaas
Lekin vo ladki abhi bhi karti thi us ladke ke sath
Us ladake ko kisi ka nahien lagta tha dar
Us ladai ke baad vo kucchh din ke liye chala gaya apne ghar

Us ladki ke man mein dar kar gaya ghar
Us ladke ke chale jane se uske ghar
Us ladki ko ye tha ehsaas ki meri vajah se ladai kit hi us ladke ne dusare group ke sath
Us ladai mein kitni chotein aai hongi us ladke ko aur na jane kya hua hoga uske sath
vo pal pal soch rahi thi ki usko laggi choton ke karan karan kahien jaye na vo mar
Ye soch us ladki par gahra kar gai asar
Yahi sochate sochate ek din vo ja rahi thi ghar
Achanak samne aaya ek truck jiske neeche aakar gai vo mar
Jis ladke ko usne itna chaha lekin vo ladka uski mohabbar ko samajh na paya

Jab vapis aaya vo college mein sunkar uski maut ki khabar vo bahut pacchhtaya
Sunkar uski dard bhari maut ki kehani us ladke ki ankhon mein bhi aa gaya pani

Hey friends ye koi majak nahien ya koi poem nahien
Ye ek sachi kehani hai ek mere sabse pyare dost ki

Hey friends if u love someone never play with his \ her feelings
Because love dies in depression

Love is a beautiful feeling respect it

Meri kabar pe aake tum awaaz nahi karna
Dard ki nayii daastan ka aagaaz nahi karna

Apni bebassi ko khud hii byaan karega ye
Chehre ko kisi aaine ka mohthaaj nahi karna

Raaz Jo khud se hii na chhipaa paao tum
Aise raaz mein kisi ko hamraaz nahi karna

Namumkin hai haqikat ke aasman mein urnaa
Khaabon ke sahare isme parwaaz nahi karna

Zakham phir zakham hain ik roz bhar jaynge
Husan wallon ko inke charasaaz nahi karna

Khaakh se bane ho khaakh mein mil jaaoge
Kabhi bhoole se bhi khud pe naaz nahi karna.
-Sanam

Teri dosti mein khud ko mehfooz maante hain,
Hum doston mein tumhe sabse azeez maante hain.

Teri dosti ke saaye mein zinda hain,
Hum to tujhe khuda ka diya hua tabeez maante hain.

Dost, dost nahi khuda hota hai,
Mahsoos tab hota hai jab wo juda hota hai,

Bin dost ke jeena ek saza hai,
Aur tum jesa dost ho to jeene ka alag hi maza hota hai.

Dosti hai naam sukh-dukh nibhane ka,
Dosti raaz sada muskurane ka,

Yeh koi pal bhar ki pehchaan nahi
Yeh saath hai umar bhar nibhane ka.

FRIENDS R LIKE SHOES,
SOME LOOSE N SOME TIGHT N SOME FIT

THEY HELP U AS THEY WALK THRU LIFE
THANX FOR BEING OF MY SIZE

Hum ne lakh samjhaya in aansuon ko,
ki tanhai me aaya karo…Mehfil me mera mazak na udaya karo,
Is pe tadap ke aansu boli,
Itne logon me bhi aapko tanha pate hain…Isi liye to chale aate hain.

Javed Kamal

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Teri dosti hum is tarah nibhayenge,
Tum roz khafa hona hum roz manayenge,
Par maan jana manane se,
Warna yeh bheegi palkein le ke kaha jayenge.
Woh ruthte rahe hum manate rahe,
Unki raahon me palkein bichate rahe,
Unhone kabhi palat ke bhi na dekha,
Hum ankh jhapkane se bhi katrate rahe.
Yaadon ki dhund me aapki parchai si lagti hai,
Kaanon me gunjti shahnai si lagti hai,
Aap karib ho to apnapan hai,
Warna seene me saanse bhi parai si lagti hai.
Woh inkar karte hain ikrar ke liye,
Nafrat bhi karte hain to pyar ke liye,
Ulti chaal chalte hain yeh ishqwale,
Ankhein band karte hain didar ke liye.
Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai,
kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai,
humein aap yun hi sharabi na kahiye,
is dil par asar to aap se mulakat ka hai !
- MOHD ASLAM

Najanay kaisi Hawa chali hy..
K Sheher Saara badal gya hy..

Kisi ki Aankhien badal gai hain..
Kisi ka Chehra badal gya hy..

Haseen Din thay Jameel Raatain..
Na khatm hoti thien Apni Batain..

Ajab Chup si theher gai hy..
Wo jab se Lehja badal gia hy..

Fizaien Be-Noor ho rahi hain..
Hawain Chup Chap Ro rahi hain..

Bus ek Judai sy Apny ghar ka..
Tamaam Naqsha badal gya hai.

tere dil me.n merii saa.nso.n ko panaah mil jaa’e
tere ishq me.n merii jaan fanaa ho jaa’e

adhuurii saans thii…..dhaRkan adhuurii thii
adhuure thei ham
magar ab chaand puura hai falak pe
aur ab puure hain ham

rone de aaj hamko tuu aa.nkhe.n sujaane de
baaho.n me.n le le aur khud ko bhiig jaane de
hai jo siine me.n qaid dariya voh chuuT jaa’ega
hai itna dard ke tera daaman bhiig jaa’ega

E Khuda Aaj Ye Faisla Karde,
Use Mera ya Mujhe Uska Karde.
Bahut Dukh Sahe He Maine,
Koi Khusi Ab Toh Muqadar Karde.
Bahot Mushkil Lagta Hai Usse Duur Rehna,
Judai Ke Safar Ko Kum Karde.
Jitna Duur Chale Gaye Woh Mujhse,
Use Utna Kareeb Karde.
Nahi Likha Agar Nasib Me Uska Naam,
To Khatam Kar Ye Zindagi aur Mujhe FANAA Karde.

Ankhein to pyar mein dilki zuban hoti hai,
sachi chahat to sada bezuban hoti hai,
pyar mein dard bhi mile to kya ghabrana,
suna hai dard se chahat aur jawan hoti hai.

Phool hun gulaab ka,
chameli ka mat samajhnaa,
Aashiq hun aapka,
apni saheli ka mat samajhna.”

Dur Humse Jaa Paoge Kaise,
Humko bhool paoge kaise,
Hum woh kuhshbu jo saanson mein utar jaaye,
khud apni saanxon ko rok paoge kaise.

Bekhudi ki zindagi hum jiya nahi karte,
yun kisika jam hum piya nahi karte,
unse kehdo Mohabbat ka izhaar aakar khud karein,
yun kisika peecha hum nahi kartei.

Tere dil mein meri saanson ko jagah mil jaaye,
tere ishq mein meri jaan fanaa ho jaaye,
adhoori saans thi dhadkhan adhoori thi adhooren hum,
magar ab chaand poora hai falak pe aura ab pooren hai hum.”

Tanhai Mein Muskurana ishq hai,
Ek baat subse chupana ishq hai,
Yu toh nind bhi nahi aati raat bhar,
Magar aa jaye to sote-sote jaag jana ISHQ hai !

LOG MOHABBAT KO KHUDA KAHTE HAI
PYAR KARAY TO USAY ILLZAAM DETE HAI
KEHTAY HAI PATHAR DIL ROYA NAHI KARTAY
FIR PAHAADO SE HI KYU ZERNA GIRA KARTAY HAI …

WOH YARO KI MAHFIL WO MUSKURATE PAL
DIL SE JUDA HAI APNAY BEETAY HUA KAL
KABHI GUJARI THI ZINDAGI LAMHOO KO JUTANE MEIN
AAJ WAQT GUZAR JATE HAI KAGAZ KE PATTE KAMANE MAY…

Tumhi ho mehboob mere
Main kyun na tumain pyaar karon
Tumhi to meri duniya ho
Main kyun na ikraar karon
Mera pyaar yaad rakhna

Meri aarzuon ki tasveer tum ho
Jo dil par likhi hay woh tehrer tum ho
Kahoun aur kiya meri taqdeer tum ho
Tum ho
Tum ho

Tumain dil deya dil k kabil tumhi ho
Mera pyaar tum meri manzil tumhi ho
Meri zindgani ka hasil tumhi ho
Tumhi ho
Tumhi ho

Tumhi ho mehboob mere
Main kyun na tumain pyaar karon
Tumhi to meri duniya ho
Main kyun na ikraar karon
Mera pyaar yaad rakhna