SMS Jokes

Aavta haso cho. Jata haso cho. Savare haso cho. Ratre haso cho. Sukh ma haso cho. Dukh ma haso cho. Tamne shu lage cheee ? Tame ekla j “Close UP” ghaso chooo !???
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Mane Loko Kahe Chhe..Ke Maari Shu Dasha Chhe, Hu Kahu Chhu..Ke Prem Ma Padavani Aa Saza Chhe, Vikharayela Vaal…Aankho Hase Chhe Ke Rade Che, Kasoor Be-wafai No Nathi..Mohabbat Ni Aa Mazaa Chhe
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Nayan ma Vasya Che Jara yaad karjo, kadi kaam pade to yaad karjo, mane to padi che aadat tamne yaad karwani, jo hichki ave to maf karjo…
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Sparsh na pushpo khile chhe swash ma Dhadkano gunji rahi chhe viswas ma Dil na safar no ant kyan hase? Nayan dode chhe tamari talash ma
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Bolo nahi to chalse Mithi nazar bas che, Haso nahi to chalse Dil ma rakho to bas che, SMS karo k na karo tamari marji, Tame aa SMS vancho a j bas che..
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Koi ni dhadkan na ame diwana bani gaya, prem na aasu thi ame bhinjai gaya, koine kadar kyan chhe amari,ame to bas temni vaat jota sukai gaya …
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Tu nathi to aa jagat Udas laage che, Punam ni raatoy mujne aamas laage che; Anu Anu ma jagatna nihadu chu tane, nayan ni kiki ma pan taaro vaas laage che..
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Bolya kare a maitri, chup rahe a prem milan karave a maitri, judai satave a prem hasave a maitri, radave a prem, to pan loko maitri mukine kem kare chhe prem??
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Dur Rahine Pan Pase Rahevani Mane Adat Che, Yad Banine Ankho Mathi Vehvani mane Adat Che, Pase Na Hova Chata Pase J Lagis Mane ehasas Banine Rehvani Adat Che.
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Su Karu Fariyad Tane Ke Fariyaad Maaj Fari Yaad Chhe Fari Fari Ne Yaad Tari Ej Mari Fariyad Che
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Bhina varsad ni komal bund moklu chhu, aankh to khol tane ujas moklu chhu, pila padi gaya pratiksha na pandada, antar thi tane khusbu bhari yad moklu chhu…
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Mausam badlayo ane thandak thai gai, Tamara msg vina zindagi bechain thai gai, Tame bhuli gaya cho amne ke pachi,SMS ni skim puri thai gai…
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Arz Kiya Hai…. Devu che Dil maru Daan Ma.. Wah.. wah.. wah wah Devu che Dil maru Daan Ma.. Wah.. wah.. wah wah Devu che Dil maru Daan Ma.. Che Koi “Maal” tamara Dhyan Ma.. ?? Wah wah..

Q: What do you call a gujju with no knees?
A: Knee-less (Nilesh)

Mara maran par tame aansoo na bahavsho,
Mara maran par dosto gam na karsho..
Maari yad aave to sidha upar j aavjo!!

Jivan maa JAS nathi,
Prem maa RAS nathi;
Dhandha maa KAS nathi,
Javu chhe swarg maa,
pan eni koi BUS nathi.

Tu hase chhe jyare jyare,
tyare tyare tara gaal ma khada pade chhe.
Hu vicharu chhu betho betho
ke mara shivay aa khada ma ketla padya chhe?

Gujju Premi: Priye, mere kaan me kuch halka sa,
kuch narm sa, Kuch namkin sa, Kuch mitha sa kaho!
Premika: DHOKLA

Q: What do you call a gujju with no knees?
A: Knee-less (Nilesh)
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Mara maran par tame aansoo na bahavsho,
Mara maran par dosto gam na karsho..
Maari yad aave to sidha upar j aavjo!!
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Jivan maa JAS nathi,
Prem maa RAS nathi;
Dhandha maa KAS nathi,
Javu chhe swarg maa,
pan eni koi BUS nathi.
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Tu hase chhe jyare jyare,
tyare tyare tara gaal ma khada pade chhe.
Hu vicharu chhu betho betho
ke mara shivay aa khada ma ketla padya chhe?
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Gujju Premi: Priye, mere kaan me kuch halka sa,
kuch narm sa, Kuch namkin sa, Kuch mitha sa kaho!
Premika: DHOKLA

Sukh, Shanti, Samadhan, Samruddhi, Aaishwarya, Arogya, Pratishtha Ha saat rangona diva thi tamaro Jeevan Prakashmay thay…. “Shubh Deepavali”

In english-Good night.
In hindi-Shubh raatri.
In urdu-Shabba khiar.
In german-Guten nit.
In spanish-Villi ve dure.
In Gujarati-Sui Jao.

Jindagi evi na jivo ke loko “FARIYAAD” KARE,
pan evi jivo ke loko ” FARI YAAD ” kare.

Sabandho nathi badalata pan sanjogo badlay chhe,
Bhid vachhe jyare Snehijan ni khot vartaay chhe,
Tyare j koina sambandh ni sachi Kimat samjay chhe.