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Jab jab hove dharm ki hani
tab tab leve Avtar bhagwan
kar deve mardan papiyei ka mukti
deve hum prithvi vasiyon ko
jai shri krishana…
Happy Janmashtami
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Karar Vinden Padaar Vinda Mukhar Vinden
Viniveshyantam Vatasya Patrasya Pute Shayanam
Balam Mukundam Mansa Smarami
Jai Shri Krishna
Happy Janmashtami
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Shri Krishna Govind Hare Murari Hey
Nath Narayan Vasudeva
Jai Ho Shri Krishna
Happy Janmashtami
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Krishna ke kadmo pe kadam badate chalo.
Ab murli nahi to citi bajate chalo.
Radha to ghar wale dilayenge hi
magar tab tak gopiya patate chalo!
Happy Janmashtami
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May the Natkhat Nandlal always give you
many reasones to be Happy and
you find peace in Krishne consciousness.
Happy Janmashtami !

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I wish all People living in World,
Happy May Day
On this May Day Lets Unite
Happy May Day
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Heaven is blessed with perfect rest but the blessing of earth is toil..
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Sweat cleanses from the inside.
It comes from places a shower will never reach.
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Boredom is a sickness the cure for which is work..
pleasure is only a palliative..
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It is necessary to work
if not from inclination
at least from despair
Everything considered
work is less boring than amusing oneself..
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We are closer to the ants than to the butterflies
Very few people can endure much leisure..

The earth is a generous mother
She will provide in plentiful abundance food 4 all
Her children if they will but cultivate
Her soil in justice & in peace.
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I Really Wonder
What Gives Us The Right To Wreck
This Poor Planet Of Ours.
I’m Not An Environmentalist.
I’m An Earth Warrior
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We owe our lives to the sun…
How is it, then, that we feel no gratitude?
BY Lewis Thomas, Earth Ethics
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Earth provides enough to satisfy every man’s need
But not every man’s greed.
BY Mohandas K. Gandhi
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Environmentalists have long been fond of saying
That the sun is the only safe nuclear reactor
Situated as it is some ninety-three million miles away
- By Stephanie Mills
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Man must feel the earth to know
Him and recognize his values.
God made life simple.
It is man who complicates it.
By – Charles A. Lindbergh
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Earth provides enough to satisfy every man’s need,
But not every man’s greed. – Mohandas K. Gandhi
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Only when the last tree has died and
The last river had been poisoned and
The last fish been caught will we realize we cannot eat money.
By – Cree Indian Proverb

The thousand mysteries around us would
Not trouble but interest us,
If only we had cheerful, healthy hearts.
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When health is absent
Wisdom cannot reveal itself
Art cannot manifest
Strength cannot fight
Wealth becomes useless
And intelligence cannot be applied.
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Worry affects the circulation
The heart, the glands
The whole nervous system
And profoundly affects heart action.
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World Health day on April 7
Every year is an opportunity to draw
Worldwide attention to a subject of
Major importance to global health
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Happiness resides not in possessions and not in gold
The feeling of happiness dwells in the soul.
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Gifted leadership occurs when heart and head
Feeling and thought–meet.
These are the two winds that allow a leader to soar.
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Be part of a global movement to make cities healthier.

The cross was 2 pieces of dead wood
And a helpless unresisting Man was
Nailed 2 it yet it was mightier dan
The world and triumphed & will
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I am the witness
2 his fearless death
I am a token of his
Last promise -
4giveness
I am The CROSS
Blessings on Good Friday
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Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks
To be as rich as his child believes
To have as many women as his wife suspects
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Mercy, Pleace & Love
May the grace & Lord…
Surround u & b with u
On Good Friday
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And he said 2 them, ‘Thus it iz written,
That The Messiah is 2 suffer
And 2 rise frm da dead on da 3rd day…
May God Bless You on this Holy Day
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He showed us da way
He has long been gone
And yet in our hearts
His name shines on….
Wish u a Holy Friday!
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Pray 2 the Holy
Shepherd
Kiss his tender feet
That he lead u ever
And hear your bleat…
Wish u a sacred Friday!

Fresh Air….
Fresh Idea….
Fresh Talent….
Fresh Energy….
I wish U to have a …..
Sweetest Sunday,
Marvellous Monday,
Tasty Tuesday,
Wonderful Wednesday,
Thankful Thursday,
Friendly Friday,
Successful Saturday

If u r a chocolate u r the sweetest,
if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable,
and since u r my FRIEND, u r the BEST
(”)…(”)
( . o . )
(”)-(”)
(””)_(””)
Happy Teddy Bear Day 2010

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A Cute Teddy Bear,
To My Cute Friend,
On A Cute Occasions,
Just To Say,
Happy Teddy Bear Day

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‘Even If The Sun Refused To Shine
Even If Romance Ran Out Of Rhyme
You Would Still Have My Heart Until
The End Of TimeYou’re All
(”)…(”)
( ‘ o ‘ )
(”)–(”)
(””)-(””)
I Need, My Love
Happy Teddy Bear Day 2010

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(”)…(”)
( . o . )
(”)-(”)
(””)_(””)
Happy Teddy Bear Day 2010

Wish you very Happy Teddy Day 2010, Are ready to buy Teddy Bear? if already one buy Teddy Bear, gifts to friends and one of the best person. Buy Teddy Bear on Teddy Day 2010.

I wish for you roses
I wish for you love
I wish for you blessings
In abundance from above.

I wish for you happiness
Only friendship can bring
I wish for you the kind of day
That makes your heart sing.

I wish for you all the beautiful things
That makes your day so bright
And a joyful feeling in your heart
Morning, noon and night.

I send this special greeting
In a very friendly way
So you will know that someone
Is thinking of you today.

Manoj Rai
Mobile No. : 9810643040 (24 X 7)

As the candlelight flame
Ur life may always be happy,
As the mountain high
U move without shy,
As sunshine creates morning glory
fragrance fills years as Flory,
All darkness is far away
As light is on its way.

Wishing U all a very Happy Vijaya Dashami.

KHUSHI SE BEETE HAR DIN
har suhani rat ho.
JIS TARAF APKE KADAM PADE
vaha phulo ki barsat ho.