SMS Jokes

Never cry for any relation in life
Because for the one whom you cry
Does not deserve your tears
And the one who deserves
Will never let you cry…

Wishing you happy birthday on this eve
May you remember me in your life
May you achieve all your goals
and see your wishes coming true
Enjoy this birthday of yours to extreme.
With all the fun and party you can have tonight.
Happy Birthday and Have a Nice Day.

Do you know that beside valentine day,
the whole week ( infact 2 weeks) is dedicated for various purpose,
have a look at the list below:-

7 Feb Rose Day
8 Feb Propose Day
9 Feb Chocolate Day
10 Feb Teddy Day
11 Feb Promise Day
12 Feb Kiss Day
13 Feb Hug Day
14 Feb VALENTINE’S DAY
15 Feb Slap Day
16 Feb Kick Day
17 Feb Perfume Day
18 Feb Flirting Day
19 Feb Confession Day
20 Feb Missing Day
21 Feb Break Up

Kiss kisi ki mahphil me,
Kiss kisi ne kiss kiss ko kiss kiya.
Ek hum they jisne her miss ko kiss kiya,
Aur ek aap they jisne har kiss ko miss kiya.

Ur the 1st thing that comes 2 my mind.
I wish I could start my day with U in my bed.

I just luv Ur feel to my lips. U just make my day.
I love U NESCAFE!

Kiss is not like Nokia…Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike.. Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi.. Yeh Dil Maange More

But Kiss is like Pan Parag.. Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga

Main tod leta agar tu GULAB hoti,
Main jawab banta agar tu SAWAL hoti,

Sab jante hai main nasha nahi karta
Phir bhi pi leta agar tu SHARAB hoti

Na Chmistry hoti na main Student hota
Na ye Lab hoti Na Ye Accident Hota

Abhi Practical main ayee nazar Ek Larki
Sundar thi Naak Us ki Test Tube Jaisi

Baton main Us ki Glucose ki Mithas thi
Sanson main Ester ki Khushboo bhi sath thi

Aankhon se jhalakta tha kuch is Tarah ka Pyaar
Bin Piye hi ho jata hai Alcohol ka Khumar

Benzene sa hota tha Uski Presence ka Ehsaas
Andhere main hota tha Radium ka Ahsas

Nazrain mileen, reaction hua
Kuch is tarah Love ka Production hua

Lagne lage Us ke Ghar ke Chakkar aise
Nucleus key charon taraf Electron hon jaise

Us din hamare Test ka Confirmation hua
Jab us ke daddy se hamara Introduction hua

Sun kar hamari baat wo aisay Uchal pari
Ignesiun Tube main jaise Sodium Bharak uthe

Wo boli, Hosh main aao, Pahchano apni Auqat
Iron mil nahin sakta kabhi Gold ke saath

Ye sun ker Tuta hamare Armanon Bhara Beaker
Aur hum Chup rahay Benzaldehyde ka Karwa Ghoont pee ker

Ab us ki yadon ke siwa hamara Kam chalta na tha
Aur Lab main hamare Dil ke siwa kuch jalta na tha

Zindagi ho gayee Unsaturated Hydrocarbon ki Tarah
Aur ham phirte hain Awara Hydrogen ki Tarah

Khush Ho Tum Tu Khushi Meri Ho
Ro Tum Tu Ankhen Num Meri Hon

Ae Dost Hamari Dosti Itni Gehri Ho K
Sarak K Us Paar Tum Pito Aur Ghalti Meri Ho
Khuda Karay K Tum Ko Judai Na Milay
Kabhi Bhi Tanhai Na Milay

Mujhay Sms Na Karo To Kuch Aisa Ho
K Mosam Ho Sardi Ka Or Tum Ko Razai Na Milay Girl: (Emotionaly)

Darte hain agg say kahin jal na jayen..

darte hain Khwab say Kahin Toot Na jayen..

Lakin Sub Say Ziada Darty hain Es baat say…

Kay App Hamain KAhin Bhool Na jaye..

Boy :

Yeh mat sochna ki hum bhool jayenge tuemhe…

Door rehkar bhi hamesha chahenge tumhe…

Agar Dost bankar raas na aaye to…..

Bhoot bankar darayenge tumhee…
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye

Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye

Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii….

Fiteh Mooh…Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!! Dil se ek ishq ki Ek application kar raha hoon.
Pyaar se ‘debug’ karna mein wait kar raha hoon.
Tumhaare intezaar mein neend aayee so gaya.
Yeh dekho mera connection’time out’ ho gaya Bhehar ki gali main paan ki dukan, Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan,Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan,Khake paan Paro bolo”Shukriya Bhai Jan” Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain
Jo bhii kaho gai merii dukaan per wo paogai
maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai
bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaogai
Kar diya izhare-ishq hamne telephone par,
laakh rupaye ki bat thi,
do rupaye main ho gayee (wah wah)
>Kaash Tere Chehre Pe
Chickenpox Ke Daag Hote
Chand To Tum Ho Hi
Sitare Bhi Saath Hote

Gam ko karo delete,
Khushi ko karo save,

Rishto ko karo recharge,
Dosti ko karo download,

Dushmani ko karo erase,
Such ko karo broadcast,

Jhoot ko karo switch off,
Tension ko karo not reachable,

Pyar ki karo incoming on,
Nafrat ki karo outgoing off,

Language ko karo control,
Hassi ka karo outbox full,

Aansu ka karo inbox khaali,
Gusse ko karo hold,

Muskan ko karo send,
Help ko karo ok,

Self ko karo autolock,
Dil ko karo vibrate,

Phir dekho life ki ringtone kitni
POLYPHONIC ho jayegi

Shaadi ke pehle – Agar Tum Na Hote
Shaadi ke baad – Agar Tum Na Hote

Shaadi ke pehle – Maine Pyar Kiya
Shaadi ke baad – Ye Maine Kya Kiya?

Shaadi ke pehle – Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
Shaadi ke baad – Kuch Nahi Hota Hai

Shaadi ke pehle – Dil To Pagal Hai
Shaadi ke baad – Dil To Pagal Tha

Shaadi ke pehle – Ek Duje Ke Liye
Shaadi ke baad – Sirf Bachcho Ke Liye

Shaadi ke pehle – Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge
Shaadi ke baad – Baaki Log Sukhi Ho Jayenge

Shaadi ke pehle – Chandramukhi
Shaadi ke baad – Jwaalamukhi

Shaadi ke pehle – Kuwara Baap
Shaadi ke baad – Bechara Baap

Shaadi ke pehle – Titanic
Shaadi ke baad – Mortgage

Shaadi ke pehle – Hum Aapke Hai Koun?
Shaadi ke baad – Barbadi Ka Kaaran

Shaadi ke pehle – Yes Boss
Shaadi ke baad – Yes Boss

Shaadi ke pehle – Mere Sapno Ki Rani
Shaadi ke baad – Chutki Ki Amma

Shaadi ke pehle – Kabhi Kabhi
Shaadi ke baad – If you are lucky

Shaadi ke pehle – Aao Pyar Karen
Shaadi ke baad – Aur Bhi Kuch Kaam Karen?

Shaadi ke pehle – Hum Apke Hain
Shaadi he baad – Hum Apke Hai Koun?